Chaussurre

Game Dev. Reddit refugee. He/Him but honestly if you get it wrong I'm not gonna correct you. I mostly reblogs memes about LGBT and leftists shits, and occasionnaly shitpost about computer science. I know Unity quite well, now I'm trying to learn Bevy. 26 years old the last time I updated this

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[depsidase]

[chaussurre]

I love the implication that people are not already talking about it. Like, come on. The reason they know about this issue is because people have been vocal about it.

[depsidase]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[writingdose]

[orcish-scholar]

Couch serf.

[qifrey-in-situations]

They're my favourites

[cannibalcaprine]

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often

[pache-au-lait]

no i'm not sending you a "titty pic" weirdo. if you want to see them that badly you'll just have to meet me irl and beat me at mahjong like a normal person.

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

me.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

[stardusted-cirby]

gay people can never just ask each other out

[huffylemon]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid

[chaussurre]

I wasn't trained to kill and eat people as a kid, I had to learn that all on my own.

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here