I'm A Dog Chasing Cars

So throw me a bone, will ya? I take requests and shiz Contains Fontcest and Sancest Also 18+ Ao3: thedoktorisbusy

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I now have a runaway space

Twitter (I’ll just mostly be posting non-fandom + class doodles, may contain a lot of dbh lol) Pillowfort (still trying to figure it out, but it’ll basically turn into what I had here, but multifandom)

[undertailsoulsex]

Pillowfort Key Giveaway!

Since Tumblr is finally crumbling under its own incompetency, I am giving away 20 keys to Pillowfort! Simply fill out this form ONE (1) time. I will check for duplicates.

I haven’t received my keys yet, but I’d like to start this up sooner rather than later.

I am giving away 20 keys for pillowfort!  Just fill out this form and I will randomly select 20 people when I receive my keys.

Rules:

- Duplicate entries will be disqualified.  This includes workarounds such as IP evasion or signing up with a sideblog.  I check. - If you are anti-shipping, a TERF, an actual p///e///d//////o (i.e., you actually harbor romantic or sexual feelings for kids irl), a racist, or some other -ist that is morally repugnant, I will not give you a key. I’m not going to support that behavior and I do not want it to spread to Pillowfort.  Deal with it. - Reblogs and likes on this post have no bearing on selection.  Do not message me about this giveaway unless it’s to correct the form. - Upon winning, I will notify you via both Tumblr and Twitter (if you have one).  You will have 24 hours to accept the key.  If you do not answer/accept before then, I will select another entrant.

Legal language under the cut

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So.

Great thing to wake up to today. Amazing, really. Seeing a site officially tell a fuck ton of its users to go fuck themselves is great.

If you have anything that you like from this blog, go save it I guess. Imma do my best to save as much shit as I can.

It's been a fun 3 or so years. I'll stop posting until either something gets fixed (unlikely) or this blog gets deleted... Toodles I guess.

I have a (not often used, sorry) sfw non-ut blog if for any reason you want to continue occasionally seeing some of my art. Although, I might just leave for good if this blog gets deleted. Either way, it's @dude-its-in-my-head

[staff]

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

[apopheniaandeisegesis]

FTFY

A better bungled, more positive puritan Tumblr    

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. But we don’t know how to make money off of that. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired baffled by a generation of erotic artists, erotica writers, nsfw creators, porn curators, and lgbtqia+ crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality. We never meant to do that. It was just a terrible, terrible mistake that we hoped to make money off of.

Over the past several months Since we were bought by Yahoo, and inspired by our storied past Apple’s walled garden, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community how to get rid of the porn without losing our entire user base moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation excuses for a better less provocative tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our corporate promise to make our old, white, straight shareholders happy and rich and place in culture, especially as it evolves Yahoo refuses to evolve, we must change become the same as every other site. Some of that change capitulation began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. But we never intended to stop there, or enforce those rules. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity, and anything our bots, Apple, and your mom tell us they don’t like (with some exceptions accidentally including wlw and any mention of trans people, probably, but not child porn, which will just be hidden a little better).  

Let’s first be unequivocal equivocate about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change because they have nothing to do with each other: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community something we’ve tolerated because moderating this much content is kinda hard, but it is a convenient excuse for a total nsfw ban. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content that we have no idea how to enforce. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement expansion of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring to accommodate filter bots that don’t know what they’re looking at, a growing team of human moderators censors, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse content creators. We also closely partner with the well known FOSTA supporter, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the notorious Wikipedia censor, Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable technologically illiterate organizations at the forefront of protecting our children middle class from seeing abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy a few random users who might be pedophiles or like anime to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all tell the difference between bad actors and artists from attempting to abuse use our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible keep our app on i-phone, our advertisers happy, with as little effort as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult any problematic content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change our unconditional surrender. We recognize Tumblr is also was a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster kill off this type of diversity of expression in the community as quietly as possible, so our new policy strives to strike a balance between the demands of advertisers, the militant puritanical horde, and keeping at least some of our user base.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves. We dearly hope it will make some money. We really, really need to figure out how to make lots and lots of money. We have no idea how to walk the increasingly thin like between nsfw content and ad revenue, and we’re out of ideas.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content, but nothing like tumblr (except maybe pillowfort.io, but that’s down for a couple days, fingers crossed) so maybe most of you will stay on our site anyway. We will leave it more than half of what you like about tumblr to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming unobjectionable environment possible for our community whoever’s left.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy the greatest purge since Pinterest became part of the catholic church. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance (It’s this. This is the head’s up. Download your content now.) and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. But honestly, we’ll be really busy, so only two of those appeals will be read by a human, and all of them will be denied. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time because that would cause another outrage flashpoint .

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. So we’re just going to censor everything randomly. We’re relying on automated tools impartial, impersonal, wildly-inaccurate filter bots to identify adult content and humans you will never see to help train bots and keep our systems in check profitable. We know there will be mistakes this will be an unmitigated disaster, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community protects us as completely as possible.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent patronizing as possible with you about the decisions mistakes we’re making and the lack of useable resources available to you, including more rules detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators public relations employees to interface fuck directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love wish Tumblr worked and, barely understand what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love basic corporate greed and hope for our community a lack of actual guiding principals. We won’t always get have never really gotten this right, especially except in the beginning since we got bought by Yahoo and owned by Apple, but we are determined to make your experience a positive publicly acceptable one.

Jeff D’Onofrio Tim Cook CEO

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*casually throws these into the fray* 8D

Prosperity belongs to @anirrahn Kay belongs to @buttercupsticksntricks

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A dump of various styles. Ingredients: 2 chibis, 1 smol, 1 murderous, and 1 actually-genuinely happy-for-once bunch of Larry (plus 1 good birb Leeroy).

Larry’s new friend: Leeroy the Eyeballs Familiar. He’s not what he seems, but that’s a secret for now. His favourite perch is Larry’s head and he’s a good tool to annoy your party members in new and fun ways hehehe. ;3c

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Here’s a rough doodle of @ganzooky‘s Harryass (read: Harris) while I’m at it lol.

They’re very enthusiastic for that blood.

[ganzooky]

Harris, my D&D character.

They are a Tiefling Druid, which is very awkward combination, but I love making my characters to be as weird as possible!!!

im going to be working on commissions soon. just finishing up a commission set that ive been workin on for a while. thank you guys for watching my random blog x3 

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Tfw you get distracted by Ganz’s cool af arting that you didn’t realise they posted. u___u

[ganzooky]

Different dnd campaigns. we like to ship all of them together cause of how adorable they are >w<///////// they are so amazing and i wanna draw them more in the future!!!!

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GANZ WHY YOU NO TELL YOU POSTED THESE HUH!!! >:VVV IMMA PET YOU gently FUCK YOU! >;P

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Didn’t realise I haven’t posted this one lol.

An old-ish drawing that’s a nod to that time long ago when Aimar got a spear/javelin/something through his chest and almost died. u___u Poor bastard.

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Some lineless doodling of Chara and Frisk, cause why not. =w=

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*sweats*

I have amassed quite a bit of unposted drawings lmao... .......... and wips... Time to finally post them I guess lol 8D

[undertailsoulsex]

Statement about NSFW Tag for Deltarune

Hi everyone!  Since the community was split on this vote for pretty much the whole time, I contacted Toby Fox via email to get his opinion.

I just received an email from him (oh my god???) with a statement about the NSFW tag for Deltarune:

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(Full email chain under the cut)

In other words, he does not want us to use “deltaruin” for the tags!!! As per his words, I am going to suggest #deltaruined for the NSFW tag (he could have said “go with deltarut” as I made a very direct question to him, but he chose to write this instead).

So, while the community did decide to do “deltaruin” (by a VERY small margin over “deltarut”) as of the time of this writing, I think we ought to listen to Toby’s suggestion here.

Please use #deltaruined for the NSFW tag.

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DOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOC I LUFF U

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa surprise luffs from a surprise sweetheart saturn!!! uwu <3 <3 <3

Lovs you too! u3u

[undertailsoulsex]

NSFW Deltarune Tag Poll - Round 2

VOTE HERE!!!!

VOTE HERE!!!!

The top 3 have been compiled into this final poll.  Please vote within the next couple days.  Thank you!

Please see this post for a list of the pros and cons for each tag (revised to list top 3 and with an additional pro/con for each category).

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IMPORTANT ACTUAL HIDDEN DIALOGUE

you get a different dialogue if you give ralsei the ribbon while susie’s around!!!!!!

Commission me 📝 | Send Ko-fi ☕

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charm commissions ..?

HEY GUYS SO i need money ,, and i was thinking of opening up custom OC charm commissions!

You give me a character, I’ll draw them, and you receive a keychain of that!! my dear friend Butter will be helpin me out ;w;

PLS ANSWER THIS POLL to help me determine whether or not i should push through with this!!!!

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YO!!! WHO WANTS!!! CUSTOM KEY CHAINS, BITCHES!!!