Snarky feminist

Im Shelby, I'm a Preschool teacher going to college and bullshitting on Tumblr to pass the time. I'm queer as hell and in love with my gorgeous wife. Send me a message, I love new friends!

[feministism]

[below-subzero]

“mr. vice president, i’m speaking” has the same energy as “will you shut up, man??”

[shards-of-divinity]

[fashionnfacts]

The Trump administration will keep fighting for the right to life?

Tell that to the 200k dead Americans.

Tell that to the people who don’t have healthcare.

Tell that to the black people getting murdered by the police.

Tell that to the immigrants at the border.

Tell that to the LGBT youth who are subject to conversion therapy, which Pence supports.

[docjelly911]

That slytherin moment when you’re trying to go see your hufflepuff girlfriend and you are DENIED.

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[feministism]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*alleviates your anxiety by replacing it with new, less relevant anxiety”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*distracts you from the state of the world by giving you a phobia of blue whales* 

[noodles-07]

Gaud its just a whale. Have you ever met a blue whale? It won’t hurt you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen fucker, whale songs can be twice as loud as a fucking jet engine, more than loud enough to burst eardrums, paralyze limbs and cause organ damage at close range. sperm whales, the loudest animal on the planet, could literally vibrate a human body to death. the sheer fact they don’t is either ignorance, choice, or lack of opportunity–not inability. as for blue whales (aka the biggest creature to exist ever despite the fact that megafauna roamed the earth for tens of millions of years before these fucks came around), well a blue whale’s corpse is capable of literally exploding from gas buildup. and that’s not even getting into my extreme visceral discomfort surrounding whale falls aka the process of a whale carcass falling abyssal depths of thousands and thousands of feet, just falling through the fucking water to the ocean floor and creating a complex localized ecosystem capable of sustaining who-knows-what kind of deep-sea terrors for decades, so kindly get fucked. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and just like that you’re not thinking of coronavirus anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[teaboot]

Yoooooooooo not to bum y'all out, but a lot of stores are reopening rn so please don't forget that the pandemic isn't over, and gathering back into large groups as if it is will only skyrocket casualties, please continue limiting your social interactions

[movie-gifs]

I had been waiting so long to run free, but that good-bye was harder than I ever imagined. I’ll never forget that boy. And how we won back our freedom together. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook

[docjelly911]

Yo, my freaking childhood 😭

[feministism]

[amorsempra]

2020 MOODBOARD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stacysadistic]

[dndatthecrossroads]

The Classes As John Mulaney Quotes

from the warlock who brought you troubled birds, i now bring you…. 

john mulaney quotes

Barbarian:

Bard:

Cleric:

Druid:

Fighter:

Monk:

Paladin (to party)

Ranger:

Rogue:

Sorcerer (when wild magic):

Warlock:

Wizard:

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.