despite it all

22 • AQUARIUS • ISFP

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[mjalti]

when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

[dockshunds]

i’ve been working really hard, look at my waist my god

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[kelsiline]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[grumpy-radfem]

also:

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[twenlyonepilots-deactivated2020]

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[madeupmonkeyshit]

when you hype ya friend up to shoot their shot at their crush and they get rejected

[marierinnova]

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[approach]

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[theshellshack]

[lameborghini]

why do guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class ……. shhhh shh relax ..calm down…..it’ll b ok

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch