emergency call

Splatoon ask & roleplay blog for Commander Tartar, but he's a Doctor now! (His prescriptions are not recommended by professionals.)

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[doctartar]

"Where did the front desk worker run off to, CQ? She's...not here and there's some paperwork I needed to collect from her."

"Are you talking about Dedf1sh, sir? ...She went somewhere. Don't know personally - all she said was harmonize and then she walked off."

"B-but she's still on the clock! How could someone disregard their own job like that? We have to find her, CQ!"

"Go ahead. I think I'll stay behind and keep things in order while you're out..."

"..."

"...He already left? Good luck then... (Time to get some actual work done.)"

[musingxmemes]

       ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ                 ＢＡＤ ＰＥＲＳＯＮ．

                                       … ʀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ?

[doctartar]

"Some lady whom I've never seen before was taking quite a liking to me in my inbox, but CQ told me not to reply, and then he deleted our conversation before I could even get her name."

"Really, CQ, why did you need to go and do that? She was nice!"

"Kamabo policy states that spam should be removed at all possible times, sir. I was simply doing my job. (The robot romance you two had going on was also very embarrassing to witness)."

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[doctartar]

Slightly nervous veemo. -8armedagent

"Oh, hello~ Are you my next patient, then? I do not recall getting the memo, but please step right into the room over here if you must. I have the time to spare..."

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[kamabocolossus]

doctartar‌:

“Oh please, I knew him certainly well! He did create me to make a better world after all and that is a pretty noble cause if you ask me - I haven’t a bad memory about the man!”

Doc’s tone sounding rather dismissive, he holds out a bottle of pills and starts shaking them menacingly at Jerry. The label shows the pills are actually laxatives…“Do you need some prescription to calm the [REDACTED] down?”

“I created my Tartar to do precisely the same thing, he also had pleasant memories of me as well.Just because you had a good time with your creator it doesn’t mean he didn’t have skeletons in his closet he’s hiding from you.”

“Also no thanks, I’m already chill enough.”

[doctartar]

"Well now, isn't that business between him and whoever he has the problems with? I'm certain keeping it to himself is a valid reason if it has nothing to do with me. You never met the man so you can't judge him. Now begone thot!"

[doctartar]

"Wow, what a cruddy attitude coming from a Professor of all things! Thankfully my Victor isn't anything like that..."

[kamabocolossus]

“You probably don’t know him well enough then.” 

[doctartar]

"Oh please, I knew him certainly well! He did create me to make a better world after all and that is a pretty noble cause if you ask me - I haven't a bad memory about the man!"

Doc's tone sounding rather dismissive, he holds out a bottle of pills and starts shaking them menacingly at Jerry. The label shows the pills are actually laxatives...

"Do you need some prescription to calm the [REDACTED] down?"

[doctartar]

"Wow, what a cruddy attitude coming from a Professor of all things! Thankfully my Victor isn't anything like that..."

[doctartar]

"Ugh, rough day... I'm an unsanitary mess!"

Doc seems to be rather winded and covered in suspiciously brown-colored ink. Now snatching a towel off the counter, he proceeds to clean himself, groaning a little.

"... Don't ask what happened."

[doctartar]

"Attention denizens of the Deepsea Metro: We have been informed that the spread of Updog is back on the rise. Should you be afflicted with this horrible, terrible illness, please come down to the Medical District of the metro at the soonest possible time and ask the secretary up front to contact Dr. Tartar. Further details about possible treatment will be discussed when your scheduled appointment arrives and you've signed all the agreement forms to use our services free of charge. Thank you for your time and that is all, denizens. Enjoy your day!"

[doctartar]

"Two of my alternates are bickering? Part of me wonders if I should break up the fight to preserve the goodness of this merry day, and yet...that other part of me is quite curious go see how it will all play out."

"...Guess I'll be taking notes till my decision is met."

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They say that                       they can fix me. Don’t they know that                                                                                     I’m fine? 

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[doctartar]

"If anyone is looking for a person to clean up unwanted bodily fluids, I'd be happy to volunteer. I'm here to help should anyone be feeling unwell and will surely put the waste to good use..."

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