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@doctor-batty
Hey, I’m Daniel. I’m a fourth year resident in the ER at PTMC. I use he/him and I’m 29. I work night shift’s usually, so if you see me during the day I’m being held against my will.
I’m a single father to my four year old son. I will be posting a lot about him, so if you work with me you should hype him up. Especially if you work nightshift.
I'm getting August a Penguin stuffed animal, with a Pens jersey.
@aurelie-new-ask-blog
Do you want to replace my brother?
Can I? I mean it's a little penguin wearing a shark onesie with a Pens jersey on
Why is it In a shark onesie
This is not a San Jose household
That's how it came. I got it at an aquarium. I can take the onesie off it
No, no, it’s okay. I forgot about the shark animal for a second. August will love it.
Just no one introduce my son to San Jose I’m begging
I'm getting August a Penguin stuffed animal, with a Pens jersey.
@aurelie-new-ask-blog
Do you want to replace my brother?
Can I? I mean it's a little penguin wearing a shark onesie with a Pens jersey on
Why is it In a shark onesie
This is not a San Jose household
PITTSBURGH REVERSE SWEEP??
I'm getting August a Penguin stuffed animal, with a Pens jersey.
@aurelie-new-ask-blog
Do you want to replace my brother?
I did ask my main physician. That was the first opinion I got.
I’d listen to them or go to another doctor in person
Injuries can vary a lot and I don’t think I can give you a proper estimate without seeing it myself
Hi. Looking for a fifth opinion. How soon after a light-to-moderate wrist sprain would it be safe for someone to return to strenuous physical activity? In your professional opinion.
I’d book an appointment with your main physician to see what they have to say. It can depend on the activity and the actual sprain itself. I’d have to look at it to give you a better opinion. Sorry I can’t be of more help:)
Planning my son’s birthday party with tears in my eyes btw. He’s gonna be five and I’m not gonna be okay with this.
Anyways to nobody’s surprise the theme is sharks.
I'd like to come if you want me there
I will put it on my calendar
Alright Frank, if you think you have time you can come
August will be happy to see you there
He doesn't want you.
Now there's no way you could know that.
Real brave to shit talk while anonymous.
Dan, it's fine
It’s not, they’re being an asshole.
But like
I don't let it bother me
Promise
Right but you wouldn’t let anyone say something like that to Cass
So why is it okay when they say it to you?
It just is
No it’s not.
Imagine if someone said that to Tanner, or even August? (I’d include penny but she’s too young to understand) you’d be pissed. So fuck off with that “it just is”, because it’s not.
He doesn't want you.
Now there's no way you could know that.
Real brave to shit talk while anonymous.
Dan, it's fine
It’s not, they’re being an asshole.
But like
I don't let it bother me
Promise
Right but you wouldn’t let anyone say something like that to Cass
So why is it okay when they say it to you?
Planning my son’s birthday party with tears in my eyes btw. He’s gonna be five and I’m not gonna be okay with this.
Anyways to nobody’s surprise the theme is sharks.
Sharks is a good theme. Fair warning, it only gets harder the older they get.
That is NOT comforting or helpful, Knowles😭
Better to be aware than it sneak up on you
I’m gonna be sad about it either way:(
At least I know I’m not the only one going through it though
Next thing you know, they’ll think you’re the worst person on Earth for telling them “No, your friend who got their license 3 weeks ago and has never driven on a highway cannot drive you to the next state over.” :,)
Oh god I am so sorry that sounds terrible. I am not ready for that. Thankfully though I know his best friend’s parents pretty well and we can take the blame for that kind of shit together.
My brother just texted me a screenshot of the flyers merch website, I think I have to kill him.
I barely let him live after he bought a capitols jersey for my son. I will not let him live if he buys anything flyers related for August.
he’s asking my shirt size right now
BLOCK HIM
My brother just texted me a screenshot of the flyers merch website, I think I have to kill him.
I barely let him live after he bought a capitols jersey for my son. I will not let him live if he buys anything flyers related for August.
Brb buying gritty stuffed animal
I will make you sit in the shame corner at the party
Planning my son’s birthday party with tears in my eyes btw. He’s gonna be five and I’m not gonna be okay with this.
Anyways to nobody’s surprise the theme is sharks.
Sharks is a good theme. Fair warning, it only gets harder the older they get.
That is NOT comforting or helpful, Knowles😭
Better to be aware than it sneak up on you
I’m gonna be sad about it either way:(
At least I know I’m not the only one going through it though
Planning my son’s birthday party with tears in my eyes btw. He’s gonna be five and I’m not gonna be okay with this.
Anyways to nobody’s surprise the theme is sharks.
Sharks is a good theme. Fair warning, it only gets harder the older they get.
That is NOT comforting or helpful, Knowles😭
My brother just texted me a screenshot of the flyers merch website, I think I have to kill him.
I barely let him live after he bought a capitols jersey for my son. I will not let him live if he buys anything flyers related for August.
Planning my son’s birthday party with tears in my eyes btw. He’s gonna be five and I’m not gonna be okay with this.
Anyways to nobody’s surprise the theme is sharks.
he’s getting so big 😭 he’s gonna be in kindergarten soon wtf 😭
THE BIG FIVE!!! I'd cry anyway!
Im going to
