Doctor_Discord

Writer | They/Them | 24 | Requests Open | Commissions Open

[doctordiscord123]

Commissions

Yes!!! I am taking commissions at last, I know some of you have asked about it before, and I’ve finally got it all set up! So, here we go!

EXAMPLES OF MY WORK:

Ao3 | Tumblr

PRICES:

Price is $2 per 100 words

WHO I WRITE:

- Markiplier Ego

- Jacksepticeye Egos

- Hello from the Hallowoods

- Malevolent

- Ace Attorney (though only characters from the original trilogy, I haven’t played the others)

- I will also tentatively take The Magnus Archives, Welcome to Night Vale, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe commissions, as it’s been a while since I’ve written for these.

I will take nsfw commissions, but I reserve the right to deny these based on how comfortable I am writing it. I’ll also charge $1 more per 100 words just because they take more effort on my part to write.

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE:

-- Self-harm/suicide

PAYMENT:

Payment only through PayPal

I will not start writing until you pay me, to avoid wasting my time

GENERAL STATEMENT:

The longer the commission, the more time it will take me to complete! Be patient with me, and I promise I’ll get it done for you uwu

I’ll keep my bio updated with whether commissions are open or not, and I’ll only be taking roughly four at a time so I can get them done in a timely fashion.

If you want one, just DM me and let me know! :D

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[invinciblesoaps-artstuff]

lots of markiplier stuff lately whoops.

@markired i hope you dont mind if i tag you? i know you like the host

also speedpaint yay

[koffinrott]

Blood…

[the-punforgiven]

I'd love to make like, an animated nature documentary about fantasy monsters and their hunting tactics

Like it's 100% nature documentary, detailing diets, genealogy, nesting rituals, ect. but any time it's time to show a carnivorous monster actively hunting its picking off a member of a steadily dwindling adventuring party every time

[the-punforgiven]

concept sketches

[depsidase]

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[zsh-official]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[vfeioa]

[kudriaken]

Festival speedpaint study.

[edw-lugh]

Daily affirmations:

No one will find the picture in your attic.

It's not your fault the person made of cadavers you sew together and you revived killed your family.

It's perfectly normal to enter your house climbing like a lizard.

The fact that you killed a man doesn't make you guilty, it was just your silly alter ego.

That raven who won't stop saying "nevermore" is an asshole, don't listen to it.

Your fiancé is definitely NOT hiding his mad spouse in his attic.

The big ass dog that killed members of your family isn't real, dw.

You deserve revenge for having been abused as a child, go back to moors and show them!

Go and kidnap that singer!

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance