“I have a PhD, motherfucker.”

Harley Quinn rp. Private. Mutuals only. Two verses: live action & animated (from the animated series Harley Quinn). These have two separate story arcs.

[doctordollface]

.......big muse..........................

[onlyrpmemes]

Is there anything you don’t understand about my muse?

❓ Go ahead and ask.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

It's okay when I do things that are evil because I'm sexy

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

*activates my beam but you're fine with it because I'm wearing short shorts while I do it*

[skiinny-witch]

Birds of Prey (2020) / Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2019-)

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[likeacharacterinamusical]

doctordollface​:

Harley sat up in bed, hair perfectly askew with her sleeping mask on her forehead, and knew exactly why Pandora was grinning like mad and smelled faintly of strawberry frosting.

Gosh, did getting to thirty even count if you’ve stopped aging altogether? She hoped it did, just so Pandora never stopped smiling today like she had a trick up her sleeve.

“Oh baby, you know I’m a sucker for a good adventure.”

“While that’s true…” Pandora took Harley’s hands in her own, pulling her to her feet. “I think we should have cake first—the little ones helped make it, and they’re going mad waiting…”

She pulled back, smiling softly, and said, “I’ll let you get dressed—I’ll be in the kitchen trying to keep the peace while we wait.”

She kissed Harley’s cheek before turning on her heel and walking to the kitchen.

[doctordollface]

“At least give me a clue!” she called, but it was futile, and after a moment she flopped back down into bed with a breath, counting all the way to thirty before she started dressing.

And since today was special, she propped a small tiara in her mane and wore a sash across her pink summer dress that read birthday girl. Harley was sure Lucy would love the sash for her own birthday at some point, too.

But desperate for cake and kisses and to see the little ones, she hurried up and padded down to the kitchen with the brightest grin.

“Where oh where are my sugarplums?”

[dcmultiverse]

Jurnee Smollett-Bell as Dinah Lance/Black Canary in Birds of Prey (2020)

[cosmicheromp3]

black canary is such a cool character. she wears fishnets and leather jackets and fights by SCREAMING? sold, i’m instantly in love with her

[doctordollface]

“When do I not, darlin’?”

“Ya have a point baby. You’re so good t’ me.

“‘M thinkin’ a night on the town, maybe a little show from you... That’s all I need.”

[doctordollface]

Happy Birthday, Harles - From Dames Of course

“Thank ya, my cutie little angel-face. I hope you have stamina today.”

[likeacharacterinamusical]

@doctordollface​

“I’ve got just one question for you: cake or adventure first?”

[doctordollface]

Harley sat up in bed, hair perfectly askew with her sleeping mask on her forehead, and knew exactly why Pandora was grinning like mad and smelled faintly of strawberry frosting.

Gosh, did getting to thirty even count if you’ve stopped aging altogether? She hoped it did, just so Pandora never stopped smiling today like she had a trick up her sleeve.

“Oh baby, you know I’m a sucker for a good adventure.”

[doctordollface]

It’s Harley’s Birthday!

[swearimnotasinner]

😍 (...Harley had to.)

Send 😍 for your muse to confess their attraction to mine

Damien let out a quiet chuckle that filled the empty bar, leaning over the counter to get closer to her. 

“Sorry, Harles, I didn’t quite get that. Could ya repeat that? You know, definitely not for my own ego or anything, I certainly couldn’t hear you inside this empty, silent bar.”

[doctordollface]

“I think you’re hot and I wanna fuck you. Better, baby?”

[nbspacechild]

doctordollface​:

“Lips are sealed, cupcake. As long as you have some blood after. I’m such a good step-mom, aren’t I?” she teased, running the tip of her finger over the edge of the glass. Her other hand reached below to the winefridge and set a bottle of blood wine on the counter, intending for them to split it.

“You’re not doing half bad—and you make mum happy,” they downed their drink before slamming their glass down on the table. “Tha’s good. She’s been having a rough go of it, for the past twenty-plus years, and sometimes…….” they took up the bottle of blood wine, popped it open, and poured a generous serving into their glass before taking a sip.

“See? Nutrients.”

[doctordollface]

“She makes me happy too. And you look so much like her, little sugarplum.”

Harley took the bottle back and chugged almost the whole rest of it, then wiped at her pout without any lipstick transfer.

“An’ I have a question for ya about her. A very important one.”

[nbspacechild]

doctordollface​:

“Not gonna even have any blood? I mean, I’m the first who shouldn’t be criticizin’ - but…”

Harley shrugged, and poured herself a tall glass of strawberry-flavored vodka.

“Maybe as a chaser? But I just want to drink. Though, if Tess asks……” they sighed. “Well. She’s asleep at the moment, so let’s keep this between us?”

[doctordollface]

“Lips are sealed, cupcake. As long as you have some blood after. I’m such a good step-mom, aren’t I?” she teased, running the tip of her finger over the edge of the glass. Her other hand reached below to the winefridge and set a bottle of blood wine on the counter, intending for them to split it.

[nbspacechild]

@doctordollface​

“I’ve been old enough to drink for the past three years,” though they had mostly refrained from drinking for the first year or so, given how young Lucy was and the fact they needed to focus on their studies. “So, whiskey in orange juice for dinner.”

[doctordollface]

“Not gonna even have any blood? I mean, I’m the first who shouldn’t be criticizin’ - but...”

Harley shrugged, and poured herself a tall glass of strawberry-flavored vodka.

[hargreevcs]

get to know me: [2/10] female characters ♡ harley quinn ( dc )

do you know what a harlequin is? … a harlequin’s role is to serve; an audience. a master. you know, a harlequin’s nothing without a master. and no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.