I'M AN EXPERT, I'M THE ONE!

@Toonbly's Ask/RP blog for Sylvester Ashling from Epithet Erased!  Semi-selective, unafiliated, M!A friendly! PLEASE READ THE RULES! Sidebar images by @sparkshowers ! [Additional muses: Dirk Chappy + Carlton Blubbs]

[doctorsleepytime]

{ jesus christ this blog is a year old now }

[doctorsleepytime]

goldbrickd​:

“ No. No no no– no no. Not this. Not now. “ 

“ We are not gettin’ inta this. “ 

“IT’S FOR SCIENCE, RAMSEY.”

[fragile-mera]

“If it’s for science, we can use him as a test subject. I’d say… throw into a lake?”

“Throw ‘em into a lake and see what happens.”

[doctorsleepytime]

“That is UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTATION. DO NOT.”

[graspingstars]

doctorsleepytime​:

“So if water is wet then lava is wet. I think it’s safe to say that water is wet, right?”

❝ I thought it was a solid. ❞

[doctorsleepytime]

“...Huh.”

“Molly it’s. It’s a liquid. Water is wet.”

[doctorsleepytime]

goldbrickd​:

“ No. No no no– no no. Not this. Not now. “ 

“ We are not gettin’ inta this. “ 

“IT’S FOR SCIENCE, RAMSEY.”

[doctorsleepytime]

“So if water is wet then lava is wet. I think it’s safe to say that water is wet, right?”

[doctorsleepytime]

“Hey, so, I have a legitimate question? I’m not really a geologist or anything that studies Earth-y kinda things.”

“And I swear this is an actual question, so please take it seriously. It’s for important research.”

“Is lava wet?”

[chevalier-hunter]

Lava in and of itself is classified as a liquid, so that means it should be treated such as water or any drink you may consume. 

So you must ask yourself, is water wet? If water is wet, lava is wet. If it is not, then lava isn’t. 

[doctorsleepytime]

“FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.”

“That IS the question...Is water wet?”

[banzaiblastd]

“ … UUUUUUNLESS, of course, we were talking about my super cool  ✨ lav-acid orbs  ✨ , in which case…. wet, no duh, ‘cause they’re made of s– “ 

“ … “

“ . . sssSSSSSSSSACID! IS. WHAT I MEANT to say. aha. oops. “

[doctorsleepytime]

“ACID ISN’T A LIQUID, GIOVANNI.”

[doctorsleepytime]

percival-queen​:

“Lava is not covered or saturated with water, nor any other liquid. So the definitive answer is no.”

“That’s fair, I guess...”

“But. Wait. Is lava a liquid? I mean it kind of acts like one. Can lava be saturated with itself?”

[doctorsleepytime]

fragile-mera​:

percival-queen​:

“Lava is not covered or saturated with water, nor any other liquid. So the definitive answer is no.”

“Lava is moist.”

“...”

“Don’t say that???”

[doctorsleepytime]

graspingstars​:

❝ I mean… I guess… technically? I’ve never seen it in person. ❞

“I haven’t either, Giovanni’s quote unquote ‘lavacid’ aside.”

“Whenever you think about it though it’s sort’ve like a liquid. And all liquids are wet aren’t they?”

[doctorsleepytime]

banzaiblastd​:

“ … WELL. HOW’S ANYONE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT, WOOL-FOR-BRAINS? “

“ The lava’s too HOTTT FOR THE SCIENTISTS TO PICK UP AND FIGURE OUT! IT’D JUST BURN THEIR HANDS OFF, STUPID! “ 

“ DON’T THEY TEACH YOU GUYS THIS STUFF AT DOCTOR SCHOOL ??? “ 

“THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING, SOUP-FOR-BRAINS!”

“Technically speaking it’s TECHNICALLY a LIQUID, ISN’T IT? It acts in a very similar way to liquid at the very least. SO IS IT WET?”

[doctorsleepytime]

“Hey, so, I have a legitimate question? I’m not really a geologist or anything that studies Earth-y kinda things.”

“And I swear this is an actual question, so please take it seriously. It’s for important research.”

“Is lava wet?”

[arsonist-cheerleader]

…

“I get why Boss hates you.”

[doctorsleepytime]

“You didn’t answer my question!”

“Cause here’s the thing- sure it’s hot but something being wet doesn’t necessarily mean that it has to be cold. Hot water exists. Lava isn’t water, but you get my point.”

[doctorsleepytime]

“Hey, so, I have a legitimate question? I’m not really a geologist or anything that studies Earth-y kinda things.”

“And I swear this is an actual question, so please take it seriously. It’s for important research.”

“Is lava wet?”

[doctorsleepytime]

{ whenever i come back to this blog im going to raise hell }

[scrolpencer]

I have no words to say, but… the ee rp is a blessing. (Random rambles below cut)

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[percival-queen]

{I usually ramble in the tags, but I want everyone to know how absolutely SHOOK I am. This is movie-poster-level stuff, and I’m freaking out over all the details you added (the healing hut and grave-tower look AMAZING). This kind of art is the highest praise I can get. I’ve hit the peak; I have nowhere else to go.}

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[trainingdummyrabbit]

so i found some old rp doodles

i think this was from around circle game if i had to guess–

[doctorsleepytime]

⊙０⊙?

It’s a late summer night, much too late for a boy his age to be out and about, but he didn’t mind. He’d spent many late nights studying for tests, sifting through evidence, etc. The only difference now was well- he wasn’t really on a case. Not an official one, anyway.

He traces his fingers over the burnt marks in the wall, a result from a rogue spell hours before. They formed the shape of three letters.

L-U-P.

Angus had no idea what it meant.

But he was determined to figure it out.

“Alright, Angus-” He mutters to himself.

“Let’s get to the bottom of this.”

[MUSE: Angus McDonald from The Adventure Zone: Balance!]

[ Send me “ ⊙０⊙” and I’ll respond with a canon muse I write/am interested in writing! ]