Upper Middle Class

The blabberings of an elite, upper-middle-class, white land-owner from Doerun, Ga.

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New occupation: dog walker

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Mr. Cool

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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Can a spinach catch a break?

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Monday

I won't be in today. My Sunday hang-over is still hanging on.

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I hate racing. It just seems kind of stupid to me. 400 laps, I mean come on. Just go around once and see who wins.

KCT

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My thoughts exactly.

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THIS IS STUPID! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to blurt that out. Sometimes I just think out loud but you know that.

-KCT

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And thank you.

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A lot of Europeans don't wear deodorant.

KCT

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You know I get tired of seeing all of these photos on Facebook of people on a pool float with just their legs or feet showing. If you are too fat to show us a photo of your whole body, we'd rather just not see anything. Just saying.

KCT

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This look identical to my Cole Haan topsiders and are from Target for $29.99. I would not buy these because I would rather frivolously spend money to prove that I am better than you. If I were given these as a gift, I'd give them to my dog, which died, because I didn't have time for his shi..

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I HATE waterparks. Why don't people just pee directly on you?

KCT

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The opinion which other people have of you is there problem, not yours.

KCT

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I don't buy secondhand.

KCT

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It seems like they could just give him some food and money and call it a day.