Sigh, chivalry is dead, not even one(1) plant lady has offered to strap me to a machine and make me watch as they tear open my back and neck as they lovingly insert a piece of alien technology into my brain which I will love and be loved by in turn as it warps my perception of reality and myself until im the perfect docile little pet and nothing bad can ever happen to me again.
Not one plant has offered me this. A travesty of the highest order >:(












