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"AN AMAZING SEQUENCE OF IMAGINATIVELY BIZZARE SEXUAL ADVENTURES PUNCTUATED BY PHILOSOPHICAL AND THEOLOGICAL DIGRESSION" - WASHINGTON POST

[doggy-singularity]

HIII u found my pervert sideblog. this blog has a lot of horny stuff, and also stuff that's not horny. basically anything i dont want to be on main for whatever reason. (sometimes...for no reason) i follow from ->☀️

18+ only please!

i have many fetishes, including a fetish for industrial machinery! feel free to send me any big machine sounds/videos that you think i might like, as im kind of always low on material on that front. lately ive been into more standard ("standard") bdsm-y stuff tho. i like 2 play pretend evil-style sometomes so, TREAD CAREFULLY HERE !! this is basically my public spankbank an im into a lotta lotta things so u may want to use tag filtering if u choose to go through this blog.. but also, im bad abt tagging stuff sometimes, esp textposts, but jus lmk if u need me to start being more careful abt it. (non exhaustive) list of things im currently into here!! check if u need! i post potentially extremely triggering stuff at times!!!

anyway i LOVE when mean things are said to me. if i disgust you (or even if i dont) consider telling me so (anons are on👍)

alternatively, i have a pleasepraise.me that you can use to tell me mean things :) (or nice... never say never)

also i like tagging and cataloguing fetishes, including ones i dont have. if there's a fetish you want me to start tagging for whatever reason, let me know!

go to #bagger 293 to see my wife 👍

i am a freak and a pervert and i will never stop. if u find urself here u may also be a freak and pervert and i love you <3

thanks 4 reading ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

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[jeoel]

[lewdlynk]

I spent 4 and a half hours on this picture and got 20 views on twitter😭

Why are my best posts the ones I didn't spend any effort or desire on?

I put some interesting details in the comments ↓

[omg-the-priest]

[glugthug]

[ppups]

[someonefromsomewhereland]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[noirlac]

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[doggy-singularity]

fun failsafe my brain has is that whenever i think outloud smthn along the lines of "damn im really miserable" i immediately get maroon 5 misery stuck in my head

[doggy-singularity]

perhaps its time to try some psychiatric medication

[azizazaza]

[sadge-pigon-saint]

Drawing of @metalsands in my sketchbook. Their blog is in my Top 5 fav, blogs on this beautiful site.

So what are you waiting for?!? Go! Follow them!!!!

Anyways tryed something new here. The white parts were done with acrylic paint. Interesting for sure. :)

Have a great day, BYEEEEEEEEEE (~• <•)~

[metalsands]

WHATTT THIS IS AMAZING OMG TYSM!!!!! 😭

[avillicit]

btw. i keep getting told my begging is rlly hot, so. this is the basic formula i learned as a teenager:

1. request--the thing you're begging for. let me cum, don't spank me, get me pregnant, etc. be descriptive--usually, the more explicit, the better. make it sound appealing to your partner. refer to them by title (if applicable) in this step or the third step. not both.

2. promise--why they should do it. this can include descriptions of how whatever you're asking for will feel for them, how you'll react, or a promise for good behavior or quid pro quos. (in noncon scenes, this is also where you'd put a promise not to tell anyone/get the aggressor in trouble). this should be your longest section, and you CAN give more than one reason.

3. request--rephrase what you asked for in step 1. if step 1 was short, make this longer. if step 1 was long, make it shorter. this is the step where eye contact is most important.

in general, use a deferential, beseeching tone--you can choose how composed to keep it, but keep an undercurrent of "i'll die if you say no." (alternatively, you can lean into the humiliation of verbalizing your desires and speak soft and stuttery. but be warned, you'll run the risk of your dom making you repeat yourself louder.)

wait

wait fuck

THIS IS JUST BASIC ESSAY FORMAT FUCK

[christclown]

These cuffs that keep a sub on tip toes are my current obsession

They're sure to make any chase short :)