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it was my absolute privilege to witness the apex of freudian slips when a speaker meant to say “freudian slip” but what actually came out of their mouth was “freudian sex”
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his default is a very deep profound mope but he is capable of joy don't be deceived
doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)
any old barrels!... barrels!... any old barrels for sale?
whyd he make the barrels old
any old barrels!... barrels!... any old barrels for sale?
going corporate
watching us tour restaged 2014 rn its really whatever. christine is very pretty w a huge vocal range and everyone else is doing either standard or substandard performances plus i feel insulted by how stupid they think the viewer is. bummerrr. my first phantom in like months-years and its kind of ass. and i dont dislike restaged inherently!!! i actually enjoyed whichever show the earl carpenter olivia brereton simon bailey uk tour one going around is. olivia is like worlds no. 1 traumabitch christine 2 me. but this is kind of ass. im not against actively suicidal christine but its a little overly telegraphed to the audience and raoul doesnt gaf which is crazy. rooftop climax aiaoy reprise was kind of ass also. ended act one feeling unmoved. no ones crawling or whimpering or screaming and i am DISAPPOINTED. anyway see u all after lunch and act 2 i guess.
i didnt care for it. he looked lame as hell at the masquerade to the point we invented an au where he terrorises his local radio station with his original cds. weak ass slap from christine sadly. shes a good christine but not really for restaged. the angel of music reprise tussle is extremely funny and stupid but they sounded good i guess. the final confrontation was also kind of lame and weird and had a sort of 2010s-2020s boyfriend girlfriend fight vibe which felt out of place but he did have maybe the most immediate threat of sexual violence (beyond what is already present) ive ever seen so that was a bit interesting. raoul came at him like a beyblade at one point. one of the worst ive seen.... but thats ok
i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good
i think it’s a good idea to make a separate individual post that isn’t a bunch of paragraphs but yeah basically my situation is: ive lived under a slumlord for years, he filed to evict me and my disabled mom who I take care of after we tested for mold and every room tested positive, he was convinced by legal aid to drop the eviction and give us until the end of the month to leave and we both have apartments in different cities lined up but not nearly enough money to cover the costs of moving including: rent and down payments, rental trucks and gas. (Also just other costs of living at the same time). We’re moving on the 25th and on very limited time id really appreciate any help cashapp and venmo are @ ishaanjs &thank you to everyone who has helped me and given me advice or support these last couple months it means a lot
watching us tour restaged 2014 rn its really whatever. christine is very pretty w a huge vocal range and everyone else is doing either standard or substandard performances plus i feel insulted by how stupid they think the viewer is. bummerrr. my first phantom in like months-years and its kind of ass. and i dont dislike restaged inherently!!! i actually enjoyed whichever show the earl carpenter olivia brereton simon bailey uk tour one going around is. olivia is like worlds no. 1 traumabitch christine 2 me. but this is kind of ass. im not against actively suicidal christine but its a little overly telegraphed to the audience and raoul doesnt gaf which is crazy. rooftop climax aiaoy reprise was kind of ass also. ended act one feeling unmoved. no ones crawling or whimpering or screaming and i am DISAPPOINTED. anyway see u all after lunch and act 2 i guess.
too many people have the idea that racism is a nothingburger thing. like. people die from that. it’s not “cancel culture” to call out racism. and if you’re white and you say anything close to that you have some serious self-reflecting to do. idc if you’re a content creator. idc if “it could happen to you.” having a platform on the internet and saying stupid bullshit doesn’t make you more oppressed than the marginalized groups you’re criticizing for being upset
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This excerpt features Georgia Mendes as Christine and Hugh Panaro as the Phantom.
“The Mirror/Phantom of the Opera/Music of the Night.”
Hugh Panaro and Georgia Mendes (u/s), with Dan Hoy. “Masquerade," July 15, 2026, Wednesday evening.
218 West 57th Street, New York City, on a night when the temperature was 90+ degrees and Canadian wildfire smoke visibly filled the air.
sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist
genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.