Lips Taste Like Sangria

I'm kind of a home wrecker.

[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[cheesymermaid]

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.

[dollamakeshaeholla]

I need my friends in Canada to shoot me a message!!

[fag]

i really feel like im witnessing history seeing leo finally get an oscar 

[saintserah-deactivated20200321]

at 17 or even 32, nobody is worth stressing over, like move on, leave people behind, go find yourself, the world is yours, life goes on.

(via bled)

[pink-usagi]

[fag]

[itb-me-deactivated20160811]

why do y'all wait until the end of the year to cut someone off? If someone got me fucked up at 2:30PM they getting cut tf off at 2:30PM

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[helpivefallenandrefusetogetup-d]

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

[classicdaisycalico]

TOMORROW IS THE LAST FULL DAY TO REBLOG THIS

MAKE IT COUNT

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!!

[fag]

no offense but I refuse to let 2016 be a bad year I am expecting the best

[dollamakeshaeholla]

Deleting my Facebook bc what’s even the point of it?

[weirdnwise]

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

[rebecca5280s-deactivated2022110]

I’m going to reblog this again.

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[meowitsshan]

[only1600kids]

sharing a drink with friends

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[dollamakeshaeholla]

You told me it was up to me this time but I'm sorry if I can't trust you after all we've been through. I want it so bad and I've fought so hard for us, but I just can't.