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who shitted?

#I #i l #i lllove this sm m #why is th #w #yk this is funny on its own but imagine this while super tired whopa babye thats a motful

spamtonspam

BECOMED NEO

#ONG OD #i would lay down my life for him tbh #I WANANN MAKE A LIFESIXED DOLLL OF FF HIM #but fabric is expensive and my motivation is nonexistent #who needs a girlfriend when you have a 7ft tall Spamton NEO plushie

colliholly

WHERE’S ALL THE PIPIS

#Pretty sure ive reblogged this before but i love this video sm

metkapop

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo-

#Queen is just #shes so funny and honestly if i had to choose any villain to hang out with for a day it would be her #AWOOGA HEART EYES HEART GOES THUMPITY THUMPITY #I'm going back and forth from seeing her as a maternal figure and seeing her as a cool older friend

luftballons99

spunchbob

bathroomcube

shut up abt spamton being a tumblr sexyman the only people ive seen be horny over him have been on tiktok

bathroomcube

i see a spamton post on tiktok and i wait to be delighted by silly antics only to be put face to face with some of the most unashamed horniness of my life meanwhile people on here are like "i wnt to put him in a stroller and take him to an aquarium. i want to throw him around like a gmod ragdoll. i want to give him a giant lollipop. i want to throw him down a flight of stairs."

bathroomcube

spamton is a tumblr sillyman and a tiktok sexyman

#YEAH ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#OP U R SO RIGHT #like ive only seen maybe one (1) blog so far sexualize him but it wasnt even that bad #the rest of us just wanna either kick him like a soccer ball or put him in a kangaroo hoodie pouch

fullmetalfisting

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression

antique-scarecrow

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

#THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR SO LONG #PKEASE THE THINGS I WOULD **DO** TO BECOME A SHEEP #IF THAT MEASNS GETETINF EATEN IN THE END THEN SO BE IT #JUS TPLEASE<

deirdreskye

*Austin Powers voice* who sexualizes their own trauma I mean honestly!!!

#Not to overshare but i literally have OCs for this #One of them is a rabbit doll with no face whoops #He has no name. Just rabbit #*draws Rabbit in twerking position* thats what u get u slimy cunt

itsmedemibones

Lil sneaky preview of a puppet I’m making for AWA at the end of the month. I just started sculpting his head today so I’ve got to get a lot done. A friend is cutting his glasses from acrylic on her glow forge!

#IM #IM ! ! ! ! ! ! YES CREATE THE FUNKY LITTLE MAN #BRING HIM TO LIFE #ur doing an amazing job so far wowoowowowo #that was a wow not an owo but whatever works for u ig #Love love love

yourangleoryuorbigshot-m

so,

catboy

#HOLYY LY SSHIT OKYA LISTEN #I LOVE UR STYLE SM #BUT TH EREASONIM DYING IS BCUZ THE LAST SPAMTON #THE SUBTLE COLOR CHANGE AND THE WHITE STREAKS IN THE HAIR WWOWOW AND HOW HIS HAIR GOT LINGER>>> AND HES LKE #LIKE FULLY PUPPET>>?? SO GOOD #dont mind me actually physicall shaking bcuz i never thought of the hair thing before and i love it #also i agree #catboy

clockwaysarts

shep doodle… maybe plush idea? I’d like to get back to sewing…

#Ur so right #pls make into plush

dollarstorethomasjefferson

I just wanna be a clown so bad

dollarstorethomasjefferson

The desire is only getting stronger as each dreadful minute passes without me wearing elaborate and bright makeup with a giant round red nose stuck to my face