I love poodles

i'm gally!

[lesbianbloodritual]

why didn't varys ever try a nice wig he would have slayed

[divafit]

Gally has me rewatching GOT season 1 and these Varys-Littlefinger scenes are so fun. They look like the two cuntiest party planners in the city. The most slay art museum tour guides in town. The two gayest Jedi in Westeros. Your English teacher and your History eunuch.

[lesbianbloodritual]

HELP ME GET A NEW FACE

hi everyone, it's joanie. you know me, you love me. i'm finally launching a fundraiser for my FFS. kick me a buck if you can. much love

Donate to Help Joan raise money for facial feminization surgery (FFS), organized by Joan G

Hello, I'm a 31-year-old transgender woman. I've been medically tra… Joan G needs your support for Help Joan raise money for facial feminiza

[lesbianbloodritual]

126 so far!

[deirdreskye]

Joan is very near and dear to my heart, please share this and donate if you can and I will be eternally grateful ♥️

[deirdreskye]

yo mama so fat instead of "good morning" she says "food morning"

[deirdreskye]

My favorite character in The Pitt is Dr. Whitaker because he's just like you and me... but he's homeless! He's homeless!! As he stands there singing for money, 🎵ladadadee ladadadaaa ladadadee ladadadaaa🎵

[deirdreskye]

Groundhog day is proof that within every white American there is still a bog-dwelling neanderthal that yearns to slather themselves with woad and partake in a little ritualistic animal divination

[deirdreskye]

General, the TSPussyHunters have engaged the enemy's light infantry in skirmish and their incessant rain of arrows from horseback have given us an ideal window of opportunity to break the enemy's left flank. Victory will soon be ours. Your diplomatic overtures toward the TSPussyHunter nomads of the steppes have proven most fruitful indeed...

[deirdreskye]

We loved each other like sisters when we rode the Eurasian steppe together. I held you and dried your tears beneath your father's kurgan and then you left me for the Indus river valley. All I knew to do was ride until I stopped crying. It took me all the way to central Europe and now I've buried the fathers of the Corded Ware Culture in shallow graves and the sons and daughters wear a yoke of Proto Indo-European bronze, but I know all the thralls and head of cattle in the world will never bring you back to me. My love, have you built the great city of Mahenjo-daro? Are you raising her walls higher? Are you bringing in the grain-grass harvest and digging the water-ways deeper and building magnificent crafts of bronze and gold? Will I ever see you again? Are you happy, are you healthy? My wails bring no answer, but we sleep beneath the same moon and stars and you call them by the same name, and the same sky-father horse-god smiles upon us from a world apart.

[tli-burn]

cia “you’re a big guy”

bane “pants okay”

[deirdreskye]

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

[spicymancer]

[deirdreskye]

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

[deirdreskye]

holy shit those are french T4S1 winter combat pants arent they. holy fuck. i have a pair and theyre the best pants ive ever owned im wearing them right now

The very same. Anon, please come over so we can compare pants on the bearskin rug by the fireplace.

[deirdreskye]

I need to sexualize the relationship between a fast food restaurant's corporate governance and its lowly franchisers

[deirdreskye]

Who's going to see avatar 3 with me

[deirdreskye]

Chichen jockey!!

[deirdreskye]

did you guys know that in the vatican they have a secret ritual where the bishops and cardinals and the pope all get naked and start fucking each other in the ass and they bring out a big statue of jesus and they shit in its mouth while chanting "WE LOVE SATAN! JESUS IS A SHIT FAGGOT!!" and they do this every year at christmas and have been doing it since the middle ages basically to signify that they know it's all bullshit but they keep the facade up to control people. Pretty wild stuff, right? Well, I'm insane.

[deirdreskye]

Sufjan Stevens playing a melancholic yet whimsical tune on his tiny guitar: 🎵 ohhh you sucked my dick and put your entire fist in my ass and made my rectum prolapse and sprayed santorum all over my cummed-in jockstrap 🎵

Me: Wow... His music is so hauntingly beautiful... I love gay men