Thinking about that one time I told some drunk guy texting me I was at a gay bar n he showed up bought me and himself a drink while I bought someone else a drink n I he walked right up n sat next to my date and proceeded to say
"Ain't she cute? *gestures to me* she's my date"
*facepalm* my jaw dropped😅
My date laughs at him says yall ready to go? I chug my drink N we bounce out, leaving drunk guy there.
That was such a powermove. You should've seen it.


















