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Going on a double date with Dante & your friend Lady.

Getting paired with Dante's fuck-ass, spooky-ass brother—Vergil—thus placing you in a social hostage situation.

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Having to stop your "feral boyfriend" Vergil from eating raw meat because it's weird but he's used to eating whatever he finds in the Underworld. Kind of unfair that his half-demon biology allows him to flex that he has a functional appendix.

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You can't tell Dante that you hate how his stubble feels. He WILL do absolutely nothing to fix it and WILL just find opportunities to rub his scratchy chin on you to piss you off.

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Vergil being as much of a meathead when it comes to romance as Dante is. You confess your love to him, and he just believes that he's beginning to achieve Sparda's "god" status and has acquired his first acolyte.

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How would you expand Lucia's abilities? Trish has her lightning, Vergil has his summoned swords and teleports, Nero has his Devil Bringer. What would you give Lucia to make her stand out?

Lucia's a "defective" artificial demon (Secretary) made by Arius, iirc. Making her more like a kunoichi would be fun, at least to me. Giving her more "shadow sneaking"-type moves or giving her my favorite concept from DMC2 which was the possessed technology. I wouldn't call her a "hacker", per se, but being able to temporarily take over other artificial creations (or just fuck up most signal connections) would be significant, plot-wise.

It depends on what made Arius consider her "defective". It's likely because she just has free will, but if she doesn't have the whole ninja layout that the other Secretaries have, I'd go for the technology possession.

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Even if Dante & Vergil come back from the Underworld, I'd be surprised if they ever live together. I'm more amused by the idea of Vergil "squatting" in some place he decided that he liked (because it's quiet, far from Dante, and the place looks decent enough to live in).

Bonus points if Vergil's "plot-designated friend" comes from it because they're trying to find affordable housing and the only place they could find currently has "the guy who destroyed most of the houses in Redgrave" living in it.

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Even MORE bonus points if it's a kid that stumbles across the house because there's been rumors that the place is haunted, and they don't wanna look like a chicken in front of their friends, so they go inside.

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Even if Dante & Vergil come back from the Underworld, I'd be surprised if they ever live together. I'm more amused by the idea of Vergil "squatting" in some place he decided that he liked (because it's quiet, far from Dante, and the place looks decent enough to live in).

Bonus points if Vergil's "plot-designated friend" comes from it because they're trying to find affordable housing and the only place they could find currently has "the guy who destroyed most of the houses in Redgrave" living in it.

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I'm too much of a younger sibling to not admit that Dante has the ability to ragebait Vergil out of doing something evil.

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Vergil "asking out" his partner by just being around them more often than usual and gradually inserting himself into their life to the point where he acts like it's suuuuch a buuurden to take caaare of you. Well, if he must, he offers you a sliver of his great power, thus becoming your patron through a blood pact. He just has to so he'll know where you are at all times so you don't waste his power on something stupid that only a stupid, dumb, stupid little human could think of. Only a sliver because you don't need that much of his magic to defend yourself against demons.

Also, it would be best that you understand what enemies you may face, so he supposes that he just HAS to start a 10-week long lecture series about the vulnerabilities of low-level demons that come up to the surface while you HAVE to let him lean over your shoulder and point out the key things to note from the 200 page PowerPoint he made. The 200 page PowerPoint he SLAVED over because he knew that it was the ONLY WAY such a STUPID human could understand his GRAND AND COMPLEX MIND.

Oh, you got hurt anyway? Well, since you're soooo pathetic that you can't even defend yourself with magic, he guesses that he just HAS to keep an eye on you. He can't do that without being close, so he supposes he can take the time in his day to move all of his stuff into your apartment because it's his DUTY as the STRONGEST BEING to PROTECT THE WEAK. And cleaaarly you don't take care of your body properly or put in the time for proper training so he suppoooooses that he could study your dietary habits to ensure you have the BEST practice routine and diet that only someone as WISE and EFFICIENT as HE could put togetherrrrr.

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It may be impossible for Vergil to have a healthy romantic relationship, in my opinion. With how intense he is about most things, the moment he gets to "genuinely falls in love", the person wouldn't override his want for power, but they'd come pretty darn close. The moment they're part of his routine (and he genuinely wants them around as a person, not a tool) it's almost yandere. I don't think he'd be jealous or insecure about the person leaving them, but he'd definitely be terrible about rejection and freak out if that person ever got seriously hurt. Kinda like a "guilded cage" situation.

TL;DR I don't think couples therapy would be as effective on Vergil as you'd hope. He WILL notice every little change you make and he WILL mentally set a curfew for you.

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Building a "Dante" (Armarouge) and a "Vergil" (Ceruledge) team because I'm so far gone

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I've never watched Mamma Mia, but I have a new fanfic idea 🎶

Woman who had sex with identical twins may never know who fathered child

The mother and one of the twins took to court after his brother was named as the father on the child's birth certificate.

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I forgot that Dante's at the age now where he laughs & coughs super loud for absolutely no reason

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With how Dante's written, it would be funny if Vergil's more likely to be a simp for a woman who shows the bare minimum of kindness just to add to "Vergil's the opposite of Dante"

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Ashy-ass, dry lip havin-ass snake