THIS IS GONNA MESS UP MY EQUILIBRIUM!!!!!

come find yourself behind the wheel of my large automobile friend. and we will try to figure out how we got here

[domesticangel]

hi i’m emmy

🐊 she/her

🐊 29

🐊 white

🐊 femme lesbian

♒️☀️ ♋️🌙 ♎️⬆️

art/insp/personal blog. i have an art twitter for the usual fare and also nsft stuff

I have a neocities page I’m working on that’s way cooler than this lame tumblr shit so go visit that instead

ALSO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN RIGHT NOW PLS CHECK IT OUT ❤️

[delmondo]

[terraswallows]

So happy for them 💓

[mr-deep-downer]

[bobdylanyaoi]

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[c4zer]

oh ok

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[looking4myson]

just got reminded of my custom stainless steel watch with an image of limmy jacking off inside it

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[evilvillain123456789]

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

[evilvillain123456789]

Now I'm making them lez out

[mariqueenmaandigreznor-deactiva]

David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD

[despazito]

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares