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This is not just a coconut. This is a KING coconut #nofilter #iamajoke (at Mount Lavinia Hotel)

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by It’s the Tie (previously)

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Alien (1979)

this movie has not aged well, like at all

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Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin Projection

By Ceemdee

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Tommy Wiseau was confused about the differences between 35 mm film and high-definition video so he decided to shoot the entire film in both formats simultaneously using a custom-built apparatus that housed both cameras side-by-side and required two crews to operate. (x)

The Room (2003)

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Very Important

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A new comic about reminders.

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don’t care about any of that stuff. Because I’m in lesbians with you.