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♔ -Robyn- I am here for blood and I will not settle for less.

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WTFIGOIHOTD

What The Fuck Is Goin On In Here On This Day

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[diamondlife1]

[ravenclue]

so i tried the flower filter on my dog 😍

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

please tell her i love her

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[everthesame]

When will synthpop and 80s fashion make a major comeback so I can live in my prime element

[lezzginka]

you: i enjoy drinking milk

me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…

[hotasice]

i’ve seen this pic on tumblr today and honestly? this is so rude and mean  like ariana may not be as successful as frankie but she’s a cute girl? why is the media so harsh on women :(

[umhi-im-goner-blog]

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

[petshops-deactivated20210416]

“gay marriage is legal what more do you want” stop killing us

[circuit-b0y]

[shadylarrie]

what was the first larry fic you guys read?

[redditfront]

[goreisforgirlsreviews]

horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

The Silence of the Lambs

The Orphanage

Rosemary’s Baby

The Shining

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

The Babadook

The Others

Ringu

The Conjuring

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

It Follows

Pontypool

Teeth

A Tale of Two Sisters

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

American Mary

Girls Against Boys

You’re Next

All Cheerleaders Die

Excision

The Loved Ones

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

Hush

The Girl Next Door

Wolf Creek

Almost Mercy

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

Life After Beth

Jennifer’s Body

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

Re-Animator

[beremylovechild]

When i’m sad I like to remember that Marlon Brando and James Dean had sex and wonder what it would have been like to be a fly in that room 

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Friendly reminder that Eartha Kitt had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and apparently dick was so bomb, she had an existential crisis.

[jumex]

Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke

[doncasturbate-blog]

Tyler Posey can stick his entire fist in me and wear me as a mitten