Bad Puns 24/7

sometimes I get sad, but then I remember that dogs exist and I'm like ok!!!!!!!

[90s-2000s-barbie]

The Big Comfy Couch (1992 - 2006) 🛋

[sonatine]

screenwriters writing dialogue for a show set in florida when they’ve never actually been there:

character: oh just put it in the basement

character: wearing three separate layers and one of them is a turtleneck

character: has easy access to public transportation

power: goes out and characters huddle together for warmth instead of losing ten pounds of sweat because the AC stopped

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[glitterfruit]

good evening to eldest daughters, people with a complicated relationship with their mother, service industry workers, big tiddy bitches, college dropouts, people who are spiritual but not religious, they/thems, nintendo gamers, and friendless loners

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

[mousathe14]

This poor man, only crime was eating his melon at the wrong place and time

[maa-iingan]

Update:

They think I have late stage Addison’s disease.

I have more testing I have to do.

I’m without words. This is terrifying.

I can’t even let myself grieve or relax because I don’t even have enough money to be diagnosed properly OR treated.

So please, please. If you have anything to spare.. I need it now more than ever ..

I appreciate any and ALL HELP!!!

If you’d like to immediately help me my PayPal is

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

I don’t want to die because I can’t afford to get treatment. I’ve come this far.. I’m desperate. I need my community now more than ever. Please don’t let me be forgotten

BOOST THIS

[maa-iingan]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/1s9mcl6neo?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=40da252734534337a34905a6ced9b9f5

Click here to support Medical emergency, in desperate need of treatment! organized by Kailey Babcock

Kailey Babcock Medical emergency, in desperate need of treatment! Hello, my name is Yves, I’m a young, trans individual who recently moved t

Here’s my GoFundMe to help with everything, I can’t reach the funds fully til I reach my goal or I end it. I’m only at 10% of what I need. SO PLEASE SHARE IT EVERYWHERE!! COPY THE LINK AND SHARE IT TO YOUR FB, TWITTER, IG, everywhere!! It’ll help me tremendously, and it’s the perfect way to help me if you cannot donate anything. It’d be helping survive, thank you

[maa-iingan]

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! , please help in any way that you can. If you’re unable/ not in a place to be able to donate then PLEASE boost, or repost my story!! That helps me just as much !!! and I don’t have much time left to wait and hope for help.

if you’d like to immediately help me with medical funds/survival funds you can donate here:

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

[starstruck-dandelion]

I'm dying too but hey help this person. Good luck whoever you are. Sorry I have a small blog so I'm not helping much.

[maa-iingan]

I love you, I’m sending you all the positive energy, thank you for your time. I appreciate you ♥️

[maa-iingan]

This is what it’s doing to my body as we speak..

This is what i get all over my body when I get flare ups from stress. It’s extremely painful and leaves open sores, which is dangerous because I have a compromised immune system

My body is shutting down, and I’m fighting my hardest to get a diagnosis to TREAT whatever this is AS SOON AS POSSIBLE because the symptoms are getting more severe by every flare up I have..

I’ve had to have 3 emergency catheters so far because my bladder keeps completely shutting down..

I’ve been rapidly losing weight and having muscle loss. I’m not able to break down protein properly for some reason.

I went from 117 to 97

These are only SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS DEALING WITH, But here it is! As humiliating as it is..here’s what it’s doing to me in full view..

I need help while it’s still possible.

[maa-iingan]

My procedure is in a couple of days!!! This is important!! Please help me! I NEED TREATMENT

[the-autumn-apple-artworks-deact]

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!

DUDE I HOPE YOU ALL THE LUCK OF THE WORLD IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT ILU AND YOU DESERVE TO RESTORE YOURSELF

[youtube-animeace-deactivated202]

Get this person all the help you can everyone

[maa-iingan]

I’m exhausted. I just want this to end. I want to live a normal life...

I can’t mentally, emotionally, and financially afford this shit. I need help. I’m working so hard on my own to get everything I can done and it’s like it never ends.. I just want a break to breathe

[currentswim]

GET HIM THE HELP HE NEEDS

[inactive-go-away-deactivated202]

I put this on my Facebook of the post to share it around. I really hope you get the treatment you need. Prayers for you @maa-iingan​. Don’t give up!

[maa-iingan]

I STILL NEED HELP!

[canine---cadaver-deactivated202]

EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS PLEASE DONATE OR AT LEAST REBLOG IT IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT

[dontmakemerattlemybones-deactiv]

PLEASE DONATE AND SPREAD THE WORD FOR HIM ITS DANGEROUSLY IMPORTANT THAT WE DO WHAT WE CAN TO HELP PLEASE REBLOG OR DONATE FOR HIM

[maa-iingan]

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

Pay Kailey Babcock using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/YvesOrage and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[maa-iingan]

I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TODAY FOR A MAJOR FLARE UP &. FOR EMERGENCY HELP

THE BEST WAY TO HELP ME IS TO DIRECTLY DONATE!!

I have two procedures I have to do this month, an appointment today and needed transportation, rent, bills, ect.

I HAVE PAYPAL, CASHAPP, & AMAZON $ CARDS HELP AS WELL

I appreciate anything

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

[spacemiddenzz]

signal boost! please, pitch in and get this guy the help he needs!

[maa-iingan]

PLEASE HELP ME‼️I now have severe inflammation and MORE tests, going to ANOTHER specialist this month and having another appointment in a week, besides my two procedures & now maybe three..

I’m just trying to stay alive day to day. My body is literally shutting down idk wtf to even do anymore. It’s extremely painful, and terrifying. I’m 23!!!and NO ONE could afford a MONTH of this, even with “help”. I appreciate ANYTHING‼️

[worm-with-a-top-hat]

Signal boost!! Please help, every little bit counts, and if you're unable to help, please share this!!

[sweetberry-roebuck]

SIGNAL BOOOOSSTTTT

[maa-iingan]

I’ve been bedridden all day, I’m in extreme pain. They think I have psoriatic arthritis as well.. my whole body is swollen but especially my joints. To the point of my skin splitting. I feel like I have severe whip lash and am probably going to have to go to the E.R because I can barely walk. I have an appointment this week but I don’t even know if I can wait. I NEED HELP. I CAN’T afford my medical treatments alone, I need YOUR help. Boost, reblog, or donate, it all matters to me. Please help me get through this and survive..

[foggythefrogoriginal]

I really hope you get the help you need and pull through this.

[maa-iingan]

Thank you,

I HAVE to. Or I’ll die.

I have so many appointments, and rent is due and I’m late, due to an emergency visit....So PLEASE keep posting, reblogging, donate whatever you comfortablly can, all helps!! Please PLEASE help me survive.. and if not, share my story/ GoFundMe to all platforms. donating directly to me through PayPal is the best way to help me right now !!

[1-walked-witha-zombie]

Y'all please help this person, this is really fucking important.

[maa-iingan]

‼️Had an appointment today, did some tests, and needed x rays of my hands. I’ll be on more meds, and have to see ANOTHER specialist. I can’t use my hands much because of my joints and inflammation. I also have to be careful because I’m at high risk of infection, due to the open wounds on my hands from them splitting open from swelling so much.. it’s extremely painful. & I can’t hustle without hands... SO PLEASE, help me if you can. Anything and everything counts! Directly donating helps the most w bills‼️‼️‼️

[strugglingqueer]

Guys, please! Help this person! I am so sorry, I can't donate, and all I can do is reblog, but I truly, truly hope that it will help you!

[maa-iingan]

I now have an unexpected MRI on top of getting a catheter today, and two upcoming intense procedures where I will need after care... I literally don’t even know at this point. I’m so scared and lost. I feel so alone. No one NO ONE could afford this shit, live this shit, and have to do all of it at once. My mental health is taking a huge hit because of the stress of literally TRYING TO STAY ALIVE because of bills!!!!!!

[maa-iingan]

I had to have an emergency catheter put in last night and I am in so much fucking pain. I can’t keep up with any of this.. any of it. I don’t have the money, time or ENERGY! One thing after another :( please keep this going for me so I can at least be a little less stressed.. I need help rn.

I have 300$ in my account rn I and I have to use it for meds tomorrow, as well as transportation :( I can show proof. I have an MRI coming up and two other appointments this week. PLEASE , PLEASE if you’re able and ok donate what you can, share, boost, reblog, repost, share my story!! I need to SURVIVE! I just want to be able to heal like I said

[becausewedefinetheworld]

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT 

[tortoiseshell-dessert]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SPREAD!!!

[heeheeparfait-deactivated202206]

OMG JUST HELP THEM STRAIGHT UPPPP. UUUGH

[gummyhype]

I'm literally at ROCK FUCKING BOTTOM of poverty and have nothing, but friends PLEASE SHARE THIS and help him!!!!

[vergol]

jesus christ please help him.

[maa-iingan]

@jesuschrist pls help me please sir, I am poor and not well at all....... for real.

Pls help me, I’m at a mental breakdown point.

[emotionalsupportmanteau]

My friend has Addisons. Signal boost please.

[bizzare-knight-deactivated20200]

!!!SPREAD THIS!!!

[soontobeskinny30]

Reblog

Boost

Share

Or dontate

Please do something

[cutecherriepie-deactivated20241]

Please help or at least share :s

[magpigment]

please help them, me reblogging wont do much but please.. i hope this helps a lil dude

[maa-iingan]

Thank you for your reblog, I want you to know I see these comments and am forever grateful to y’all. This does matter and it does help me. More than a little, so thank you.

[maa-iingan]

UPDATE: my roommate bailed on me and now I’m left with double the bills I can’t afford. She went behind my back, and i have limited time to fill her room. On top of this I’m prepping for a surgery, while also dealing with organ issues, and nonstop appointments. I didn’t have time for this or anything in general. I’m scared, and I can’t afford to have this type of shit happen, physically, financially, or even mentally.. if you’d like to help me out PayPal is the best way to DIRECTLY Help me!

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

Pay Kailey Babcock using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/YvesOrage and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[kwason]

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

[anarchopuppy]

Last week, the free pantry outside the Birmingham Free Store was smashed and all of its contents destroyed. We don’t want to say it was the cops, but everyone’s pretty sure it was the cops - they had been spotted eyeing the store and taking pictures multiple times leading up to this, likely pissed off by the banner we had put up in support of George Floyd + all of the anti-cop and openly anarchist literature we distribute

Within 24 hours we had received a new, even bigger pantry and more donations than we knew what to do with so we could stock it back up. We’re showing them that we’re not intimidated and we’re not going anywhere. We have the community on our side

If you want to support queer-affirming mutual aid and reproductive justice in a historically poor and Black neighborhood in Alabama, donate to the Free Store!!! We’re on both patreon and venmo at @bhamfreestore - the patreon covers supplies and running costs, and the venmo is a virtual tip jar that compensates the volunteers who keep it running

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[fluffmugger]

#the internet is a chaotic neutral space#if you ask a chaotic neutral entity to do something for you might not get a no#but you might get a very strange yes

[la-venere-nera]

The REAL DEAL!

[catgirlfield]

[vladtheunfollower]

[micahhangelo-deactivated2020112]

Uh idk who is cuter

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

Bruh.

[baker-p-i]

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

I made the same keening noise as the baby sloth when the baby sloth kissed him.

[otherwindow]

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

this movie did not deserve to flop i cannot believe the GP slept on this masterpiece

[lovedroughts]

the shade is THICK

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[tindershwinder]

A goddamn legend walks among us

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

[thievinggenius]

Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!!

[dinosaurxswag]

Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who told me that she was jealous of my pasty skin because she wants color tattoos, which her artist said wasn’t possible with her skin tone. I sent her to mine, and he proceeded to go off about how dark skin accepts greens, yellows, and white beautifully, and that her previous artist just lacked the skills to use those 3 colors as highlights to make other colors pop more. If you are dark skinned and your tattoo artist says you can’t have bright colors, find a new one.

[thepoppybear]

Re-blogged again for that added text!!!

[singinginthecar]

why is everyone pretending like things are back to normal now? governments wanna open up schools and universities again, the news is no longer reporting the covid-19 pandemic the way it was a month ago, people have started having get-togethers and birthday parties again and meanwhile scientists think that covid-19 is airborne now?! like... we're still in the middle of a fucking pandemic and it's worse than we thought. people are dying because they think things are "back to normal" again. no they're fucking not!! the government and the businesses just want your fucking money!! this is just capitalism at play because as usual, they don't give a fuck if you die as long as you just give them your money. so please wear a mask, please wash your hands and please socially distance!! and remember things are not back to normal!!!