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i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

femonologue

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

seriousjones

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

hungwy

I WON’T SAY THIS AGAIN.

sandsvendor100

Maybe I Am A Badboy.

I Like To Run And Jump And Swum In The Waters.

I Sell To Both Sides During Cold War.

I Like To Eat Soaps.

Maybe I Am A Badboy…

But It Dornt Mean I Dont Deserve Raspect.

#FAV

grawly

mcdonalds moba

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

When’s Hamburglar getting nerfed? his stealth’s cooldown is way too short, most OP jungler in the game

grawly

birdie go mid

gravegospel

what the fuck is grimace building report him please

maligaro-deactivated20170521

[ALLIES] gg they have ronald we fucking lost

grawly

its called league of legends because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

beesigner

But you’d be walking towards it if you turned 360 degrees??

grawly

vampire-punk-deactivated2017051

god I love that eating the poison fruit oblivion video

vampire-punk-deactivated2017051

i need to know if there are 100 other takes or if this guy is incredibly perfect at imitating grunting noises

thewritinghole

Writing: Creating Your Main Character

Ah, the main character. If your story were a ship, they’d be the pilot. It’s their job to incite, propel, and solve the plot, all while making the readers laugh and smile and cry and get frustrated, and oftentimes they carry with them the moral lesson. This is a pretty tall order for one character, and deciding what kind of main character you’re going to have can be very stressful. Hopefully this list will help you with this process.

The main character can determine the audience.

This isn’t always true, but usually the age, gender, moral compass, and sometimes even physical appearance of the main character decides what kind of people are going to read the book. A book about a 14-year-old female fashionista usually attracts different readers than a 50-year-old FBI director. Don’t let this scare you, because there are outliers depending on how the character is written, but bear in mind that people of like-minded interests usually read books with main characters that share some of those traits, so plan accordingly.

The main character’s personality traits should coincide with the plot and theme of the novel.

High-fantasy and adventure novels are usually headed by strong-willed, talented, reckless characters. (Think Luke Skywalker or the Winchesters from Supernatural.) Realistic fiction, however, are usually home to goofier, more human characters (such as Greg and Earl in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl). While your main character doesn’t have to be the cookie-cutter model of the “normal” protagonist for genre and theme, they should exhibit at least some of the traits. Give some of the entertaining, off-color traits to supporting characters if you can’t live without them.

Make them human.

Real people are complicated. Their emotions and actions are driven by complex, sometimes misguided desires. Real people make mistakes for much the same reason. Real people doubt themselves, and they have low and high points. Real people change over time based on the people and circumstances they surround themselves with. Real people sometimes lie to others and themselves about their true motivations. Real people need help and support from others to reach their goals. Sometimes, real people never reach their goals at all. Characters should reflect all of this in their stories, especially main characters, with whom your readers should identify with and root for the most.

Make them likable.

This doesn’t mean they have to be perfect by any means, nor do they have to be friendly and sweet 100% of the time. Your main character can actually be a total asshole but still have readers like them or be entertained by them. The main thing is that you have to make sure that the reader roots for them, because if the reader is hoping the main character will fail or loses interest in them completely, you haven’t done your job as a writer. Beta readers can help you by telling you whether or not they like the main character and agree with their actions.

Make them fit their story.

Characters are TOOLS, just like every other story element. They are there to ad to the reader’s experience, and whatever triumph or turmoil they go through is so that the reader can be entertained and enlightened by their story. That’s why it’s important for them to be treated as such, and NOT like friends or ways for the author to live vicariously through their own story. We have fanfiction for that. When you’re writing, if it seems like your story is revolving around amking your main character happy, or that they’re becoming just too perfect to be entertaining, you may need to step back and re-evaluate their score on the Mary Sue litmus test and see if you’re writing a character or a mannequin doll.

Some helpful links I found.

Fuck Yeah Character Development’s masterpost of character creation and development templates and websites.

My personal favorite character template sheet, written by Dehydromon on Deviantart. It’s the first link on FYCD’s post and has 370+ questions to answer about your character. (For a shorter version, go here.)

Writerswrite’s how-to-create-a-character guide. (It’s basically another template, but I thought I’d include it in case someone didn’t like the others I provided, and also because it comes from a more professional source than Deviantart and Tumblr.)

Wikihow’s tips on creating a fictional character from scratch. Their tips are very broad, but they leave a lot of room for interpretation as well, if you prefer that.

Thecreativepenn’s 5 tips for creating interesting characters. This article seems to be geared towards screenwriters, but the tips apply to all forms of creative writing.

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tanyanart

♥ sketch commission of this cute gal! ♥

meloetta

all these *features* and *possibilities* on an iphone but they can’t add a damn key chain hole

meloetta

i’m gonna downgrade to a flip phone. i want to add 3 plushies to it, flip it open swiftly when i get a call so it makes a little *snap* noise, and say ‘what?’ in my most irate tone.

#letsall start using flip phones again and do this