Dirk

I rant about how much i hate my life and the most minor inconveniences. Discord is the_scond if you are fascinated by a conversation or have an inquiry

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Every time I help somebody I expect something in return.

Even a small is something like “I’m proud of you” but apparently it’s just so foreign to people to give back. Every time I help somebody they seem to either forget when I need help or just straight up not care. Like I paid for somebody’s food once and when I wanted food, they were like “I don’t give a shit.” like what the fuck? It’s stupid they had enough money for me and them and they would still have money left. And don’t even let me mention mental health. I make it clear im suffering from all the stuff i’ve done in my life and people just ignore it like its me saying “I like puppies!” But when they need help i suddenly gain an MSW degree. Like i just want someone to care bro ://

[donnythedude]

If you ask me to watch paint dry or watch the last of us HBO series

Kiss my ass and send me to the wall.

I didn’t even complete the whole thing and I already know a lot of things about it

One: barely follows the story

Two: the casting is horrible

Three: they ruined Jesse’s character and made him less of a friend to Ellie

Four: I should’ve started with this, but: Bella Ramsey was the worst fucking choice for Ellie that I’ve ever seen. That’s like getting RJ Mitte to play Ethan Hunt (because of his disorder)

Five: acting is horrible. So no romance between Dina and Ellie, just lust (eg: Ellie literally fucking fingering dina when she finds out she is PREGNANT!!!!)

Six: I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to change some of the most important scenes in the entire game and people barely care.

Seven: the boot down the kill count a lot. Ellie was supposed to be deadly as hell, literally killing all of Seattle just to get to abby. But in the show they decided to just make her all soft.

Eight: Joel’s death was just… not even that brutal. I can go into detail about it, but I won’t unless you ask.

Nine: they had almost hour long episodes and they need a season three just to show Abby’s journey.

Ten: all of the kills just felt… boring. Literally no spice behind them

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Dead rails

It is genuine hell. I’d rather have gangrene, herpes, leprosy, stage 3 cancer, west nile, and a sprinkle of Histoplasmosis. I cannot explain how horrific it is to have the perfect run have, the perfect loadout, have $735 and you are close to getting Excalibur. simply for a group of werewolves to go up behind you, whisper “We’ll take it slow…” and make you regret not having anything to block the entrance of your train. And the online mode is a fully new circle of hell. if you use simple chat, then you are going to get crowded by a whole horde of zombies and a miner zombie because you’re standing still like a dumbass and if you try to speak with VC, it’s Roblox so their “child protection” filter thinks you’re saying ‘Damn the CEO to the furthest pit of hell’ when you’re really trying to say ‘unicorn’ and then you get banned so communication becomes virtually impossible, which means that they will haul all the gold all the guns (they’ll have every single one they find even if you don’t have any) they won’t drive the train as if they have no arms or legs, and for some reason they get mad at you when they die and won’t revive you if you die. Noah’s Ark didn’t even carry animals like the ones I carry. Mind you this is just a kids game. If this game was any worse or harder, I think I would actually blast my ears with 400 decibel music in my ears to feel anything other than anger. Honestly the amount of rage and pure hatred i have for this game yet it is my favorite game is fascinating.

Fact: I am so cool, the Americans won the revolutionary war because of me :)