yay, I'm a lesbian

i'm 24, and this is my tumblr.

[elija-dl]

Hey everyone, have you heard about Chonk's story? He's a brave kitty who has been battling hip issues since he was a small kitten, stemming from a severe injury. His journey hasn't been easy, dealing with arthritis and a grade 1 luxating patella, which has made every day a challenge. After a year of trying different treatments, surgery has become the only option for him to live a pain-free life. The goal is to raise $4500 for a crucial femoral head and neck osteotomy that promises a brighter future for him.

Every single donation, no matter how small, brings Chonk closer to the surgery he desperately needs. With the high costs due to the complexity of his condition, your contribution has the power to directly impact his quality of life and provide relief from constant pain.

If you can, please donate and help share Chonk's GoFundMe. Let's band together for his chance at a new, happier chapter.

Donate to Chonk's Hip Surgery, organized by Nikolai Dunlap

We are trying to raise money for Chonk's hip surgery. He finally has an appointment for a femoral h… Nikolai Dunlap needs your support for C

[elija-dl]

Hey everyone, have you heard about Chonk's story? He's a brave kitty who has been battling hip issues since he was a small kitten, stemming from a severe injury. His journey hasn't been easy, dealing with arthritis and a grade 1 luxating patella, which has made every day a challenge. After a year of trying different treatments, surgery has become the only option for him to live a pain-free life. The goal is to raise $4500 for a crucial femoral head and neck osteotomy that promises a brighter future for him.

Every single donation, no matter how small, brings Chonk closer to the surgery he desperately needs. With the high costs due to the complexity of his condition, your contribution has the power to directly impact his quality of life and provide relief from constant pain.

If you can, please donate and help share Chonk's GoFundMe. Let's band together for his chance at a new, happier chapter.

Donate to Chonk's Hip Surgery, organized by Nikolai Dunlap

We are trying to raise money for Chonk's hip surgery. He finally has an appointment for a femoral h… Nikolai Dunlap needs your support for C

[elija-dl]

Hey everyone, have you heard about Chonk's story? He's a brave kitty who has been battling hip issues since he was a small kitten, stemming from a severe injury. His journey hasn't been easy, dealing with arthritis and a grade 1 luxating patella, which has made every day a challenge. After a year of trying different treatments, surgery has become the only option for him to live a pain-free life. The goal is to raise $4500 for a crucial femoral head and neck osteotomy that promises a brighter future for him.

Every single donation, no matter how small, brings Chonk closer to the surgery he desperately needs. With the high costs due to the complexity of his condition, your contribution has the power to directly impact his quality of life and provide relief from constant pain.

If you can, please donate and help share Chonk's GoFundMe. Let's band together for his chance at a new, happier chapter.

Donate to Chonk's Hip Surgery, organized by Nikolai Dunlap

We are trying to raise money for Chonk's hip surgery. He finally has an appointment for a femoral h… Nikolai Dunlap needs your support for C

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[dolliecrave]

i wasnt expecting the last one

[emily-tuthills-blog]

[redwineandcola]

how to get rid of period cramps:

1. heat a towel

2. wrap towel around your belly

3. set towel on fire

4. wait until you’re dead

5. enjoy

[slendermoon]

Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it

you better not be fucking with me canada. Is this for real?

it is all too real

[stavvers]

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

[captainlordauditor]

…Oh my God.

[peregrinelight]

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise that was her “negative” gryffindor trait was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

[booasaur]

Saving Hope - 3x02-3x03 - Katz and Maggie

[booasaur]

Saving Hope - 3x17 - Maggie and Sydney

[booasaur]

Saving Hope - 3x09+ - Maggie doing something about that hair

[elija-dl]

Oh my god, I've watched everything like 10 times in the past 24 hours, and didn't realize it until now. How stupid can I be?

[thegaythirtysomething]

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

[feelsmoor]

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

[almost-emma]

this gif continues to slay me

neck things. neck things are my weakness. and lana. so this is torture. 

[johnwgrey]

[vablatsky]

this game is why I have trust issues