Can't Blame Me For What Snix Does

There is nothing you really need to know about me. Except, maybe that I'm a badass bitch and you really don't want to get on my bad side. Cause Snix will endz you. [RP ACCOUNT]

[mottacommasugar]

No I can, it’s obviously not as long as yours, but I can still do it.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Humor me than. 

[brspierces]

Like.. the one who brings the ring? San, are you sure he won’t eat it?

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Will put it on his back. He's fat, he won't be able to reach it.

[mottacommasugar]

Probably due to the fact that that love would be a complete lie?

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I can list the people here who actually do love me, I have a feeling you can't say the same.

[onmyownxtcc]

I suppose you could say that.

I understand that feeling. There are a couple theater productions around here; off-Broadway of course, and if I come across other casting calls, then I’ll take them. I didn’t really get through the last one, but it’s okay. It wasn’t the right timing, anyway.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

It's completely true.

Well take what you can get, I'm sure it will get you a great role eventually.

[brspierces]

I love you too, San.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

So what do you think of Tubbs being the ring bearer?

[wishuponastarkurt]

I am officially a leading man!!

[wishuponastarkurt]

No, no. I would never push a retired Broadway star down the stairs, ha. So she might have dropped out permanently, but…I didn’t want to say that she ‘dropped dead’, you know? That would be really cool if all of you could come; I know Blaine and Tina should be there too. The show’s tomorrow (Friday) at 4.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Oh, well I thought that maybe it was another young girl that was playing the part. Now I'm imagining a little old lady portraying Peter Pan, that's kind of cute, not going to lie. Haha, I would have laughed at that to be honest. Alright, I'll see if Britt is feeling up to it, hopefully she is.

[onmyownxtcc]

You do make this place a tiny less boring. 

I’ve been good. I’m a couple days away from getting my summer vacation… from school, at least. Work isn’t as crazy and I have a lot of auditions to attend, but so far so good. How about you?

[dont-mess-with-snix]

And a little more sexy.

Part of me misses school, but part of me is glad my whole life is pretty much a vacation from here on out. What do you plan on auditioning for? I'm alright, just the same old thing. Trying to think about things revolving around the wedding. Britt wants it so soon, but I'm trying to make it as perfect as I can.

[brspierces]

Of course, San..

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I love you.

[mottacommasugar]

No.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Wasn't talking to you, but it's okay - I understand people have trouble admitting their love for my perfection.

[brspierces]

No.. it’s you.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Agree to disagree.

[onmyownxtcc]

I have to say you were dearly missed. Obviously, I can’t speak for everyone, though.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I knew it! You most definitely can, besides - it would be true.

How have you been?

[brspierces]

And that’s because you’re the best fianceé ever. 

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I try, but I think you've got me beat for that.

[brspierces]

Only if you want to, San.. it’s a pretty weird place.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

You know I'd do anything for you Britt.

[wishuponastarkurt]

I am officially a leading man!!

You’ve read right! Kurt Hummel has landed the lead role in a production of Peter Pan being put on by The Lexington Home for Retired Performers! They needed an emergency replacement because their previous Peter dropped…out. Yeah, she dropped out, and I, ever so graciously, offered to fill in! Okay, so it’s not a Broadway production just yet, but I don’t care! I’m sure that it’ll still be a lot of fun. Who wouldn’t have fun in a Peter Pan production by a retirement home filled with old Broadway stars?! Plus, I get to fly around stage in a harness. You guys might not be impressed, but I happen to be very much looking forward to this.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Did you push her down the stairs Hummel? Anyways, congratulations. Britt and I will have to come see you get your Lost Boy on.

[brspierces]

Sometimes I feel like I’m being probed with all those weird machines and stuff. We’re totally the aliens..

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I can be there with you if you want, might help make it feel less weird.

[dont-mess-with-snix]

I've been so busy this week, I haven't been on to grace you all with my presence. Did you miss me?

[onmyownxtcc]

[PRIVATE] SANTINA

[onmyownxtcc]

But I do. This is why I’m the perfect help. How many people did you plan on having at the wedding?

[dont-mess-with-snix]

Not too many..maybe my mom and dad, Britt's if we can convince them...but none of us have spoken to them so I feel like that would be a failed attempt. Then Blaine, Kurt, and you...That's all I really have on the list right now.