Porque, Because!

Tico.23.NYC DreadHead:Gamer

[joshpeck]

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

[bjennymontero-deactivated201708]

[ravishingtheroyals]

[deperlasycicatrices]

My eleven favourite horror stories (in no particular order)

Series

1. .I dared my best friend to ruin my life. He’s succeding. Part I II III IV V VI VII VIII

2. I’m a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell  Part I II III IV V VI VII VIII 

3. Took a Snapchat for my friends. Something is in the background that has me freaking out. Thoughts? Pics/Videos included in post Part I II

4. Borrasca Part I II III IV

5. I don’t live in a rural area anymore, and I never will again Part I II III IV

6. I was recruited to study penguins in Antarctica Part I II III IV 

7. I am a Sleep Scientist, and something terrible has followed my latest patient into the Sleep Lab tonight. I’m scared I won’t make it until morning Part I II III  IV V 

Just one story

8. The Crawlspace on Campo di Fiori

9. I Regret Ever Working In The South Pole

10. I work at the airport, and a man showed me a passport from an unidentified country

11. The devil game

[deperlasycicatrices]

Update

Series

1. We found a hard drive in a cave

2. I saw some strange stuff in a tunnel in Vietnam

3.  I need a place to stay for the night

4.  My strange experiences with an app called ‘Life is beta’

Single stories 

1. Two facts you should probably know

2. I never pranked my parents again after the incident.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[earthdad]

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

[shisasan]

[tenderqueerthings]

tenderqueerthings #53, Mar Pascual. 2016.

[daddyfuckedme]

[farronheit]

How to play Mercy

So you think you got what it takes to be a Mercy main? Ok, let’s see, here are the basics:

Before you start your game, make sure you have at least one bottle of Vodka beause oh my god you are going to need it.

As soon as you enter your game say ‘Hello’ and wave in an effort to make the team care about you. If they don’t say ‘Hello’ back then ignore them for the rest of the game - they are on your naughty list.

If there is a friendly Pharah who said ‘Hello’ back then you are basically married. Make sure to keep her alive at all costs. She flies into an ulting Reaper? Follow her. You fly and die together.

Mercys pistol does a surprising amount of damage! Use it. Be the Battle Mercy you always wanted to be and bathe in the blood of your enemies and of your own team mates that are screaming for healing all over the place.

Make sure to teabag when your entire team dies and you have your ult ready. Bonus points if you sit on the ground, let the camera linger, spray, resurrect, and then teabag. Everyone will love your POTG especially the Genji whose quintuple kill you just negated.

As Mercy you are the center of the univese. When someone isn’t close enough for Guardian Angel let them die. You are the ruler over life and death and they have to learn their place. Establish dominance.

The sooner you accept that people are not going to vote for you even if you heal 62%  of the overall damage, the better off you will be. Accept that the Roadhog’s 40% Hook-Accuracy is more important. 

Shove your staff up the tanks ass and let your ult charge on them. Ignore the dying flankers, there are health packs for them. Ignore the Mei that is currently freezing your co-healer, Ressurect has priority over everything.

You will scream a lot. Prepare in advance and get Ricola^TM for the maximum swiss feel.

Ignore the Genjis. They have the blood of your sisters on their hands - they don’t deserve healing.

[aughtpunk]

I’ve recently started maining Mercy and it’s true, all true

[groovybisexual]

[bugattiprincess-deactivated2017]

bp

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[life]

Astronaut Scott Carpenter with daughter Candy, 1962. (Ralph Morse—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images) #FathersDay #1960s #LIFEmagazine

[takiezrana]

[mma-gifs]

Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

[mma-gifs]

You guys, he’s back!

[harcules]

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

[jaxblade]

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

[nudityandnerdery]

So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[psych-facts]

The only defense against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.

John Locke (via psych-facts)