Don't Consult Me

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When it's 10am and I'm already trying to decide what I want to eat for lunch

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A BCG analyst's way of ending relationships.

http://www.slideshare.net/nitinagarwalin/bcg-consultants-love-life-3185324

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When I'm in a rush to finish a deliverable by EOD and ad hoc requests come in

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Two words: staff aug.

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When the Excel macro that seemingly references 18 different worksheets break

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When I realize it's been days since I last saw the sun

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When the car ahead of me is only driving the legal speed limit

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When someone finally replies to my email after 2 weeks

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When someone tells me they don't watch Suits, Game of Thrones, nor Breaking Bad

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How I feel about "constructive criticism"

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When I go grocery shopping after a long day of work and all I buy is ice cream

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When my mom tells me about her friend's daughter's engagement bliss

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When my focus starts to wane at 9pm and I have a deliverable due by "EOD"

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When my consulting friends and I get together at night to work some more

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When my coworkers realize I'm probably hungover because I'm wearing glasses and flats on Monday morning

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When my managers make jokes referencing 1980's pop culture

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When I walk around the office consciously smiling to overcompensate for my RBF