I'm Better With a Sword

Talia | they/she | Pisces This blog has no theme. I post things I like. I like most Fandoms. Don’t judge.

[notkatniss]

pull up to the gay function and people are just dressed like this

[perseruna]

my (104M) exes (72F) (39M) have unionized against me

[thenerdyalchemist]

When you show up to the paths of the dead with your friends.

[utilitycaster]

D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer’s name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto’s Irresistible Dance.

Therefore, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will

[onaredwheelbarrow]

For many, Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice, 1812) and Emma Woodhouse (Emma, 1815) represent two opposing ideals of performative femininity. Elizabeth represents the woman who acts in opposition to society’s surface level expectations of women (e.g. talking long, muddy walks), while Emma represents the woman who conforms to the trappings of traditional womanhood (e.g. wearing pretty dresses and matchmaking). However, both women staunchly refuse to marry for the majority of their novels, and both are, more or less, the masters of their own fates. Despite these similarities, Emma is often codified as a bitch, and Elizabeth is given the “not like other girls” treatment in modern culture. These surface-level characterizations derail Jane Austen’s careful portrayal of multi-faceted women and play into the patriarchal pressure for women to be in competition with each other and to appeal to expectations of acceptable womanhood. I firmly believe if Elizabeth and Emma were to meet in 2020, they would drunkenly run into each other in a bathroom at a downtown bar. Emma would sincerely compliment Elizabeth’s outfit, and Elizabeth would use her impeccable character judgement to help Emma swipe through Harriet’s Bumble matches. In this essay, I will—

[poikas]

its been a thousand years but i am still thinking about them

[oneheadtoanother]

[hollowboobtheory]

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

[captainrexs]

I won’t leave you. Not this time. [inspo]

[re--boot]

Ｒｅｇｒｅｔｓ　竹アヷ

[stability]

[tereziii]

tfw when u sacrifice yourself for ur childhood enemy turned girlfriend but she doesnt want to eat your soul so she lobotmoises herself and next thing you know you're fighting planet sized beasts and you find out that god is your dad

[tiktoksinspo]

[justlookatthosesausages]

I refuse to believe this did not happen in canon

[stars-bean]

Christopher Robin (2018) dir. Marc Forster

[mon-suta1]

[paunchjournal]

started reading The Two Towers

[cy-lindric]

Gimli & Legolas sketch that went too far