conglaterations

you fiddled the riddle

[dontjudgemymuffin]

there should be more of whatever the fuck this dynamic is

and I don't know if I mean in my life, or in media, or both.

[skypolls]

You've just become a spirit and this is your new Spirit name!

Do you like it?

Yes! It fits me well!

Not bad! I could live with this.

This is less than ideal

Thanks, I hate it

Voting ended onJul 3

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Almost went to a pride event but got sidetracked helping tear down some trees.

Did like 4-5 hours of yard work with a full face of make up.

Its on my top 10 most gayest moments (probably)

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Hey could someone very gently and nicely explain what the hell a rising sign is? I have tried looking it up and I just got more confused.

Like obvi I know the zodiac, like aries, Taurus, the twin one, leo, virgo, the horse one, scorpio, the goat ♑, aquarius, pisces, cancer... Fuck I'm missing one.

But there's one for each month and there's a different one for the Chinese New years where each year's got an animal based on a race that happened at the beginning of time or something.

So the rising sign ...has got something to do... with the moon???? The phases??? Maybe???

I'm gay and it keeps showing up on dating apps, and I know it's bull but I want to know what these lesbians are trying to tell me???

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[dontjudgemymuffin]

I think I'm ready for fat goth/punk transgender summer.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

This Easter I put a little scavenger hunt on for my parents and sister and it reminded me of the very first one I ever put together...

I had put all the hints in the wrong order... as in.. all the hints were on top of the answer to the riddle. So I had to fix them. After the hunt had begun. So imagine twelve year old me going:

NOBODY LOOK WHILE I FIX MY PUZZLE!!!

And then proceeded to go to all the locations of the scavenger hunt... in order... so I could properly place all the hints.

The prize at the end was another riddle. Because I was 12 and had no money. And also I really loved puzzles.

It was about the thrill of the hunt. But I couldn't aim.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

I actually kinda miss being rickrolled. Every time somebody tries I get an advertisement first and it just ruins the surprise. Except for that time the radio in my mom's car did it and then I had to explain why I was so excited to her.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Item: A Glass of Water Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game water level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Fuck if I know I only play botw and plants vs. Zombies.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

tetrus. My mom had the original Gameboy. And ironically snake was also on there.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

I started drafting a cosplay of schnitzel

Like over a year ago. I really like doing obscure costumes, but maybe this one is too obscure? I still want to do it but man I am lacking the motivation to get any actual stuff together

I've watch his my neighbor Totoro video like 50 times because that's how I was going to put it together... but with like way less money or experience.

Basically you make a custom hoop skirt to the proportions of your character then suspend them over your head by a pole attached to a backpack frame. Savage used something closer to what band geeks use for carrying heavy instruments around. But what I have is the skeleton of an old hiking bag.

Jesus that's still a terrible costume for momo. But if you see the shelf strapped to her back that's basically what the backpack is but with two poles going up the back to just past the shoulders. Which is what I will (somehow????) attach the top of the hoop skirt to. And also there will be a useless shelf on my ass.

The head piece would work something like manray's helmet if manray was part giraffe. The front half of the colander neck will be a mesh see through situation. All i have for that is some plastic embroidery mats painted black.

And that is all.

[yesornopolls]

Do you have beef with a long dead historical figure?

Do you have beef with a long dead historical figure?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 15

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Can't I put on a slutty little outfit to go make friends?

Can't I look hot as hell and go watch bluey in someone's living room while we talk about how our week's going?

Can't I be a whole snack and nobody is allowed to touch me and I wear earbuds and go dancing?

And also Ben and Jerry's non-dairy ice cream should be 5 dollars or less today just because I asked nicely.

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Had a dream where he frickin biffed it already. Woke up a little disappointed.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Remember in middle school gathering around the first person who wasn't An Adult to own a cellphone you knew. And it was so cool looking because it slide open and had a tiny keyboard inside and was hot pink?

[dontjudgemymuffin]

Very rude of the universe to give me allergies to only the things I love most in this world.

It would be more just and fair to be allergic to .. say... water chestnuts or husk melon. But noOooOooOO