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$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Sweet Seals For You, Always
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

ellievsbear
d e v o n
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

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Mike Driver
Sade Olutola
Claire Keane
The Bright Sessions

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The Bowery Presents
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@dontletrealityspoilyourday
a simplified guide to sexualities
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice. Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker. Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch. Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me. Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape” Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do. Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it” Because the song Blurred Lines exists Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail. Because I owe you nothing Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly. Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does. Because the wage gap exists Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often ENOUGH ARE Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…” Because I’m writing this fucking piece
When you ask why I’m angry? (via brennanat)
When hanging the heavier skulls, you’ve got to get a bit creative~
I find this whole concept crazy
If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men
matching underwear make u feel great but matching black underwear make u feel powerful
truth be told
Felt so good to get back to training last night! my new favorite thing to train in at the moment are harem trousers...so much fun! Thank you www.harempants.com! Love them <3
www.joe-pearson.co.uk
It looks SO UPSET lmao
Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.
(via lordei)
Bill Hicks, One Night Stand
today’s smoky eye brought to you by yesterday’s eyeliner
i wanna reroll my abilities like can i trade out ‘uncannily good at tetris’ for ‘doesn’t sweat profusely under the slightest amnt of pressure’
I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon
u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend
that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read