mostly awesome

pinup chicks and pick up sticks

[g0th-bby-deactivated20151025]

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

[memewhore]

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[distinguishedbaloney]

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every relationship is a language, and when you break up, you cannot speak it with anyone anymore.

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

Alexa wake me up inside

[pi4nobl4ck]

[anderwelt]

WATCH IT TILL TO END

[robinade]

Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[different-landscapes]

[remarkoble]

quality content.

[realitytvgifs]

[yahenni]

Welding shut a hot one with the girls

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

this post radiates an incalculably powerful energy

[softblues-deactivated20141213]

[danversnavarro-deactivated20240]

[dangerkeith3000x]

[hella-archived-deactivated20211]

that’s only a con if you’re a coward

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg