:))

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crows are big but they dont know that. they land on ur fence as if they are a little sparrow. they dont know people are scared of them. they are beautiful. they are impressive. they are humble. 

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Rip

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an acquaintance of mine said his life philosophy is "game recognise game", which is pretty good imo

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ok you just be an adult and see what the vibe is thanks guys

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after 8 years of house sharing im still not sure on the etiquette when your housemate has a dinner party like ghost it or join in?

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tfw mum destroys your enemies

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i thought the guy in mr robot was an actual robot for the whole first season and kept waiting for the reveal :(

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alternate universe 2016

extremely racist yoda dad

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if the infinite universe theory was true im moving to the one where michael shannon was really elvis as soon as those eggheads get around to inventing that tech!

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paul dano GOAT pierre bezukhov confirmed

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imagine if you got club foot from taking too many pingaz

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my homeboys: yo josh where we gonna brunch today? me: let me just check Broadsheet™ lads my homeboys: hell yeah son

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so glad to finally get out of Europe and back to Melbourne the Broadsheet™ approved city

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delta good rem sounds like sound waves you listen to from youtube that make your sleep good

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the album artwork for delta's hot new album "wings of the wild" is extremely good.

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Charlie Kaufman is alive and really enjoying cabaret in Berlin