robot with human hair

20yr old; just some fuckjng guy

[dontpickitup]

25k woukd solve all my problems if anyone wants to venmo me

[dontpickitup]

im staring school to be a paramedic but im mildly emetophobic shoukd i figure out how to fetishize it

[kodicrome-212]

Thinking about Captain Robert Nash of the 118 with my head in my hands. I can not do this.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[insecuregodcomplex]

[blythealive]

Buddie+Fitting Tweets.

Credit to whoever made these, they made me smile.❤️

[dontpickitup]

bought shorts without trying them on and they fit perfectly and look awesome. life is worth living again

[treecitysessions]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is just a startlingly accurate portrayal of what it’s like to grow up in South Jersey

[dontpickitup]

i really really wish i liked blueberries but i just CANT do it i keep trying but theyre just not somwthing i enjoy

nd i feel guilty about it. and some more stuff

[dontpickitup]

listening to lynyrd skynyrd and drive-by truckers and feeling some sort of emotions they haven't quite found a name for yet

[dontpickitup]

i have to dispose of an inordinate amount of dirt rn but i feel guilty about it. this dirt has a family....

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[dontpickitup]

i don't like blueberries

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[stomachforcrows]

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

[dontpickitup]

went on a 4.5 mile hike with my baby ass little mutt and he did better than my mom's 75lb american bulldog

[samwinsexy]