This was likely to be the most bizarre set of events Mei had ever encountered – and she’d seen a lot of crazy things in her time. Most of which being completely rational, but somehow crazy nonetheless.
The girl took a moment to collect herself, making a conscious effort to straighten her back and pick up her head. She was in a forest clearing with: a dazed and confused German child, a random human/Loppuny concoction flaunting over said child, and a maniac who had stuffed her body into a dank box approximately thirty seconds ago.
Well, things could be worse.
Mei saw the boy mouth the words ‘help me’ from underneath the woman’s embracing flesh, and – with a large outtake of breath – she rushed over to the stranger to give assistance.
“Hey! You shouldn’t touch people who don’t want you—”
“SHES RUEING DA STORY!!!1!” The omnipresent voice cried out, the shrill sound piercing into Mei’s ears.
“Mei den decide d to go an uhhh try and fail @ hel;oping Bugsye lol ((A/N: LOL VIKTORIA IS GONNA WIN WHO DO U THINK WILL?????//?))”. The voice was as smooth as satin once again, resonating in the clearing for a few seconds until the words became reality.
Instantly, Mei was thrown on the floor in front of the Pokémon girl. Close up, Mei could see the boots were made out of expensive leather – they matched nicely with the twisted grimace she worse on her face. Mei gawked in her presence for a few seconds, but promptly stood up – scrunching her face into the best scowl she could achieve.
“You shouldn’t be scaring him like that,” Mei spoke plainly, hard eyes bearing into the emotionless ones the other woman held. Mei didn’t flinch when staring at her – in fact, she tended to find it hard to take people with ‘Dark Princess’ plastered over their top seriously at all.
Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to underestimate her, as Mei found that one flat smack from the girl was all she needed to knock Mei twenty yards away.
“HE IS MY BOYFRIEND!” She released a hollow shriek through dry, blackened lips. As she did, the boy cowering next to her was all but whimpering at events transpiring in front of him. His eyes were Protuberant and etched with red; he may not be crying, but it wasn’t going to take much to turn on the waterworks.
Mei scratched her head, dumbfounded to what she could do next (trying to fix her dishevelled clothes may have been a good idea, but dealing with Viktoria/Victoria/Vyktoria seemed to take some kind of priority over other things).
“MaKe yOuR MOVE!” Viktoria... How did she say it, again? It sounded like a cross between some kind of satanic wailing and jaded sobbing. Weird.
“Just den de Ghetsis an d Busey begarn making OUT!!!1!! ((A/N: YES DIS STORY NEED MORE YAOI!!1! XDDDD))”
“WAFFLES!” Ghetsis shouted out of his usual character, sprinting towards Bugsy (who had now been released from Viktoria’s clutches and dropped onto the floor). As Ghetsis grew closer – a strange smell of dry grass and broken aspirations following him –Mei lunged herself forwards towards him, placing her body flat on the floor in front of Ghetsis’ feet.
“HOW DARE YOU—” The man started, though was cut off as his face planted neatly into the ground. He made a few choked sobs through the grass, writhed in his spot a bit, and then promptly succumbed to defeat.
“EeeeEEeEeeeEEE!!” Viktoria wailed, throwing her head backwards in frustration and scraping her damp, sweaty hands through the coarse locks of her hair.
"((A/N: I WANTED YAOI WHERE THE YAOI GONE?//????!! WHO IS THIS STUPID MEI LIKE THIS IF U WANT VIKKI 2 WIN!”1!))"
Slowly, Viktoria’s head lowered. Her black eyes became edged rocks in their sockets, and her skin started to shimmer. It twinkled like some kind of childish star, casting out spits of light in several different directions. The girl’s dense hair steadily rose above her head, a ghostly golden glow flashing off its ends. Her mouth opened, and a hoarse cry erupted from her form.
“I. AM. A VAMPIRE!” The cry was ear splitting, the sheer loudness of the sound causing the trees surrounding the clearing to shake and wither in their spots. Mei’s knees buckled, the girl falling to her feet from the pressure of the situation. It was evident that she had bitten off more than she could chew, but it was far too late to back out of this situation now. Bugsy seemed to have came to the same realization, but he seemed to be more paralysed with fear than reflective on his actions.
“Viktoria sh OUted out to da world dat she was da edWard Cullet of dis world an dat Meii couldnn’t usee herr. ((A/N: YES I KNO U WNT TOUYA 2 APPEAR BUT I DNT KNO IF I CAN DO THT FARRIS_WHEEL_LUVER2132 XOXOXOOXOX))”
Viktoria’s breathing was steady, with each gradual exhale causing the air around her to quiver. The energy from her mouth was sending tiny shockwaves through her body, and straight to the ground – which trembled just as the air did. Slowly, if felt like the earth underneath Mei’s feet started to sink; almost like the ground itself was turning into a liquid. Hey, maybe it was – maybe Mei was too disorientated to even notice the state of matter around her. However accurate that may be, she could tell that she needed to help Bugsy.
“Don’t worry, we’ll get out of this!” She jeered over to the boy, hoping that her words weren’t already going to bite her back.
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