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[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

Hey I'm Donut! But I also go by Luigi, Felix, Brandon and Chara I am 22 he/they pronouns I am enby I am panace please let me know if I forget to tag something as like a trigger or something

Go check out my amazing sibs: @greymoon-waverider and @dako-senpai

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Be nice to all of them or I will throw you off of a bridge/vsrs

DNI list is basically what you would expect so if you're gross or a shit person DNI thankies 🫶

[marimachaa]

redraw of an old thing

pose ref: Chopping Wood, Jeffery T. Larson

and the original 👍🏼 from 2020

[monstersdownthepath]

Homebrew Item: The Ocean's Angles

No one is entirely sure who authored the first copy of this strange book, as the first copy was found in the possession of a mathematician who could not accurately remember where they had bought it. Bereft of any maker's mark or signature and being written in an entirely unremarkable hand, The Ocean's Angles is nonetheless a remarkable book... if for nothing else than its impressive heft, being nearly two thousand pages long. Its every page is filled top to bottom with complex mathematical formulae and highly detailed anatomical drawings of numerous species' of fish in varying states of disassembly or reassembly. Though the book itself is nonmagical and its contents not directly dangerous to the psyche, its existence--as well as any copies of it--is still largely hidden from the public for fear of what sorts of catastrophes its formulae may cause if applied maliciously, or simply out of destructive curiosity... and, more mundanely, so the owners of these rare publishings can utilize the effects for themselves, for one reason or another.

The Ocean's Angles describes a method by which anyone with the correct tools and swift enough hands can, using entirely nonmagical methods, slice a fish in such a precise and unusual way that the pieces can then--if the instructions are followed exactly--be reassembled into two, three, or even more of the exact same fish. The method by which this is accomplished is not understood despite decades of study, as the process cannot be interrupted for any reason or the attempt fails and yields nothing but a pile of carefully sliced viscera. The Ocean's Angles details how to use its method upon nearly three-hundred different species' of mundane fish, and as time has gone on, many other mathematicians, esoteric chefs, and skilled fishmongers have found ways to apply its methods to new fish and added the resulting formulae to their own personal copies. A normal copy of the book can cost upwards to 6,000gp alone, but a personalized copy containing new formulae can potentially be priceless depending on which fish the user discovered a method to multiply, such as rare or sapient fish, Magical Beasts, or stranger.

To use The Ocean's Angles formulae to its fullest potential, the user must use a specially-made scalpel with an extremely thin but sturdy blade costing at least 3,000gp to create to the exact specifications listed in the book. Though the process is nonmagical, the knife itself may be magical to assure it is sturdy enough to slice through tougher skin and bones while retaining an edge as fine as paper. The fish to be used must be whole, and must have been dead for less than 24 hours (Gentle Repose can aid in this regard). The process is not recursive, and thus will not work on a fish that has already been used or any additional fish that result from performing it correctly.

The process takes precisely 2 hours to accomplish for any fish of Medium size, with the time halving for every size category below Medium (min 15 minutes) and doubling for every size category above Medium (max 16 hours). If the one performing the process is interrupted for any reason or performs any action except cutting and sorting pieces, the attempt is ruined and no new fish result from it. The one performing the process makes two rolls: Knowledge (Nature) to know exactly where and when to cut, and Sleight of Hand to then make the necessary minute incisions and move the pieces into their proper place. The basic DC for both is 20, and the end result is turning 1 fish into 1d2+1 fish.

For every 10 points over the threshold the performer succeeds the Knowledge (Nature) check, +1 additional fish is created. For every 10 points over the threshold the performer succeeds the Sleight of Hand check, the dice size increases (from d2 to d3, to d4, to d6, etc). The process is exact and cannot be rushed, and because each slice must not only be made at specific angles, but also specific times in relation to one another, the performer cannot take 10 or 20 on the attempt.

No one can say, precisely, where the excess mass comes from, but it is a clear violation of the universe's physical laws. As such, performing the process too many times in quick succession, or on especially unusual (or unique) specimens, may attract attention from cosmic forces with attitudes varying from amused to hostile, at the DMs discretion.

[catilus]

Item Spotlight: Armor of the Defiant Dawn

First worn by an adventurer who dared defy Nelchior, the warring god of night and dark secrets, this armor has been infused with motes of the Eternal Light that allow its wearer to see the unseen and bring light to the darkest of places.

Check out Truly Sentient Items, my latest 5e book! Magic treasures with voices, hearts, and stories: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

What do you think? :)

Download the FULL-SIZED printable version of Staff of Moonlight (and tons of other homebrew stuff) at my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Catilus

My books: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/16839/catilus

Join the Catilus Discord! https://discord.gg/catilus

#Catilus #dnd #homebrew #item #roleplay #ttrpg #Patreon #treasure #magic #loot #Theomachy #armor #dawn #light

[catilus]

An overly protective and motherly sentient suit of armor we are making for Truly Sentient Items! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Armora the Living Panoply

Forged by a conclave of ambitious armorsmiths to serve as a fearsome instrument of war, Armora instead developed protective instincts and chose compassion over passion for battle, confounding her creators.

When not worn, Armora can stand and act on her own, her empty form moving with purpose to protect her wearer and their allies in and out of combat.

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

• Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

• Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

• Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

• Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

• Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

• User-friendly and straightforward item design

• Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter #ProjectWeLove

[catilus]

A sentient and evolving staff-mentor and potential ally we are remastering for Truly Sentient Items! (Over 300% funded + Project we Love badge!) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Staff of the Spellmaster

Myths speak of an ancient arcanist who unlocked the secrets of every spell known to mortalkind and became known as the Spellmaster. Believing they had reached the apex of arcane power, the Spellmaster sought to channel all their knowledge into an unbreakable staff and use it as a conduit to achieve immortality through a ritual of their own design.

The ritual was successful, but along with their vast knowledge, the Spellmaster unintentionally channeled their own soul and magic into the staff, becoming one with it and leaving their mortal body behind.

Transformed into an ageless staff, the Spellmaster turned inward in search of meaning and purpose, eventually falling into a deep, trance-like sleep that lasted for ages. The ancient arcanist still slumbers within the staff, waiting for a mage worthy enough to rouse them from their sleep and awaken their true power.

“Every spell is a question. The answer is found not in casting it, but in mastering it.”

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

• Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

• Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

• Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

• Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

• Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

• User-friendly and straightforward item design

• Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter #ProjectWeLove

[catilus]

REMASTERED: Lucky Cat Figurine

One of my first homebrew items is receiving a full remaster for Truly Sentient Items! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Infused with the gratitude of an elusive cat deity toward charitable mortals, this Lucky Cat Figurine brings good luck to its owner.

What do you think? :)

Download the FULL-SIZED printable version of Lucky Cat Figurine (and tons of other homebrew stuff) at my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Catilus

My books: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/16839/catilus

Join the Catilus Discord! https://discord.gg/catilus

#Catilus #dnd #homebrew #item #roleplay #ttrpg #Patreon #treasure #magic #loot #Theomachy #bag #cat #lucky #cute

[catilus]

A sentient amulet that can lead you to untold riches (and you only have to risk your soul for them!) we are making for Truly Sentient Items! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Amulet of the Treasure Seekers

This robust pendant holds the spirits of countless collectors, archaeologists, thrill-seekers, and heroes of ages past who all died wearing it. Their whispers echo in the mind of the wearer, offering guidance, secrets, warnings, and opinions, sometimes at odds with each other and occasionally with the wearer as well.

To wear the amulet is to become the latest member in a long line of treasure seekers and be granted amazing powers. You are never alone, and as your connection with the amulet deepens, its spirits grant you progressively more powerful magic.

But there is a cost.

If you die wearing the Amulet of the Treasure Seekers, your soul does not move on to the afterlife but enters the amulet instead. From that moment on, your story becomes part of its whispers, forever.

“Welcome, seeker. You now walk the path of the bold, the brilliant, the legendary… and the dead. Let’s see how long you last.”

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

• Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

• Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

• Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

• Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

• Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

• User-friendly and straightforward item design

• Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter #ProjectWeLove

[asrachnid]

[catilus]

Catstaff REMASTERED – Sentient D&D Item

My very first homebrew item is receiving a full remaster for Truly Sentient Items! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Catstaff

Crafted by cat-loving druids, this staff is infused with the spirits of playful, cunning, and heroic cats that died of old age yet refused to pass peacefully into the beyond.

The Catstaff can be wielded as a magic quarterstaff that grants a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with it and has the finesse property. Only true cat lovers can attune to it.

Catspeech. While attuned to this staff, you can speak and understand the language of cats. To non-cats, this language sounds like mewing, hissing, and purring.

Felimorph. While holding this staff, you can use an action to cast polymorph (Cat with a challenge rating of 0 only) on yourself. Once used, this property can’t be used again until the next dawn.

Feline Grace. While holding this staff, you have advantage on Dexterity saving throws, your jump distance is tripled, and your walking speed increases by 10 feet.

Sentience. The Catstaff is a sentient chaotic good staff with an Intelligence of 13, a Wisdom of 15, and a Charisma of 16. It has hearing and darkvision out to a range of 60 feet. It can communicate telepathically with its wielder and can speak and understand the language of cats. It also understands Celestial, Common, Druidic, and Sylvan.

Personality. The Catstaff embodies the most fundamental qualities of cats. It is independent yet affectionate, proud yet playful, and mischievous yet deadly if provoked. It regards itself as a guardian of cats everywhere and expects its wielder to act as a champion of any cat in need. Quintessentially feline, the staff enjoys warm sunlight and naps, and it will often nudge it wielder toward either playful mischief, such as knocking objects over, or curling up somewhere cozy to rest.

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

• Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

• Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

• Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

• Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

• Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

• User-friendly and straightforward item design

• Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter #ProjectWeLove

[asrachnid]

The Old Blue Mage’s Crochet Hook

very rare - wand (requires attunement by a spellcaster)

This may just look like a normal crochet hook, but don’t be deceived. It belonged to Ezmerda, the Old Blue Mage. In her elder years she had decided to lay low and retire, practicing the hobby of crochet. In her solitude, she crafted her wand into this beautiful crochet hook. It has a soft oak wood and a sapphire encrusted in it’s end.

When attuned, The wand has 10 charges that can be used for the following properties [The wand regains 2d4 expended charges after a long rest]:

1 Charge: Mending | 2 Charges: Disguise Self

4 Charges: Fly | 5 Charges: Fabricate

8 Charges: Sequester

[natethegirl]

I just set up a Ko-Fi account finally!

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Here’s what you can find there:

💕 TTRPG Sticker Sheets

💕 Mini Print Postcards

💕 Membership to my D&D magic item club

This month’s magic item club theme is Sweet Lavender Bakery. All the items are baked goods that give you buffs when you eat them. A sneak preview of the menu is below 🥰

[asrachnid]

Another new item became available last night on my Patreon!

[catilus]

Truly Sentient Items are here!

Magic treasures with voices, hearts, and stories: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Truly Sentient Items is a 5E-compatible supplement that introduces several fully fleshed-out, unique and engaging sentient magic items. It’s packed with tons of extras and even includes an experimental “magical” interactive companion feature as a free bonus (100% created by humans!)

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

User-friendly and straightforward item design

Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter

[asrachnid]

A new DnD 5e Homebrew item that I made for my campaign! 🗡

[catilus]

Sentient Item: Evergate, Shield of Portals

A legendary portal-shield and one of the sentient buddies we are making for Truly Sentient Items! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

Evergate, Shield of Portals

Myths claim that Evergate is the lost eye of a forgotten deity, while some sages insist it was forged by a dangerous warmage seeking to evade divine retribution. Only Evergate itself knows the truth, but the mythically powerful shield-portal prefers to keep its origins, and countless other secrets, hidden from mortals, even those brave enough to bear it for a time during their brief lives.

Evergate remembers the wondrous, the terrible, and the bizarre realms it has seen and may bring forth their denizens in times of distress. Most mortals dare not attune to Evergate for long, lest they find their worst nightmares walking out of the shield’s portal.

“Worlds end, gods fall, yet you mortals reach for power as if it will not break you.”

What’s in Truly Sentient Items?

Amazing sentient items eager to join your adventures!

Exciting abilities and features that mesh with each item’s backstory

Engaging lore, diverse backgrounds, and larger-than-life personalities

Evolutions, item variants, tables, and unique mechanics

Adventure hooks with numerous additional (non-sentient) items as quest rewards

User-friendly and straightforward item design

Detailed illustrations,including art for each item and character art, by me!

*BONUS* Each sentient item has its own optional magical interactive companion, an experimental, interactive, text-based buddy you can actually talk to! These are custom AI mini-tools entirely made by humans (you can ask them about it out of character!) designed to embody each item’s character and lore. Use them in your game or just chat with them between sessions! The magical interactive companions are completely FREE! (No strings attached!)

Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/catilus/truly-sentient-items-by-catilus

#dnd #Catilus #Kickstarter #artifact #item #sentient #cute #loot #treasure #homebrew #fantasy #lore #worldbuilding #book #supplement #Kickstarter #ProjectWeLove

[asrachnid]

Check out these fun items I added to the Patreon!