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@luddlestons
these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho
Does anyone have this picture
But itās a parody of Master and Commanderās opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
this tweet has been fucking killing me
it's midnight on the 1st of june aest
posting this again cause now its actually true
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
He left Kleos alone for two months and this happened.
(I created some weird genasi biology in which genasi typically have two sets of gonads, but only one is active at a time, and every 7 years, the active one swaps. Kheves is.... learning. He has an unhelpful teacher.)
You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?
This is better than my real life
I'm doing well
I'm doing fine
I'm not having a good time
I'm absolutely cooked
There is nothing different about this universe and my own
The party's first glimpse of one of pur PC's lost younger brother, who may or may not be a loyal member of a murder cult trying to resurrect a dead god of slaughter. Possibly.
@luddlestons
My beautiful bastard baby bother!!
ā¦.that was supposed to say ābrotherā but Iām leaving it.
D&D update: Kleos found out what his little brother has been doing while he's been being chaste and honorable
"Sketch of Daniel Molloy on paper, 1976," signed "A"
"Portrait of Daniel Molloy, ProCreate, 2022,*" signed "A"
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Iāve been slowly working on illustrating my own Tarot deck about black cats.
I have a long way to go, but Iām nearly done with the major arcana.
Here are some of my favorites:
I set myself a design challenge (as I often do). I wanted to limit the color palette and the brush styles to create a very consistent look.
And since each card focuses on black cats, it forces me to think deeply about symbolism and design to make sure the meaning of each card is clear and each design is unique.
But thereās still a lot of variety coming through. Itās not all class, or all silliness - just like cats
I have a forearm tattoo of the cats in this one āļø
Iām so happy with how both of these two managed to feel dark, but adorable at the same time.
And then thereās this one absolute diva:
Most of these used my own feline friends for reference.
There are more but I donāt know yet how many I want to share online. If I can actually complete the entire deck I would love to have it made. But I have a ways to go, so for now I continue to chip away, one card at a time.
Earth
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here
Next up are three new skirt designs, starting with Fire! This midi circle skirt features red-hot flames rising from the hem on a black background. When it moves, the flames almost look like theyāre flickering! Then thereās Hot Air Balloons: Iāve wanted to release this design for so long! Pastel hot air balloons float over blue mountains beneath a soft sunrise sky that fades from cheerful blue to pastel pink. And finally ā Daisies! I first designed this back in 2022 while searching for an embroidery factory, but the samples never worked out so I shelved it for years. I finally reworked it, and Iām so happy with how it turned out: white daisies circling the hem on an elegant cool gray background.
Cuteness and comfort at every size, ethically made and certified.