Serving the Community with glazed treats in tow

Gerger Austerlitz, 28, Seattle WA. Ask me about knock knock jokes.

[memewhore]

[surprisebitch]

how the fuck does giraffes relate to the illuminati

[accidieux]

i like candles but DON’T WORRY i am still MAN. let me prove it to you by telling you a story about HUNTING with a ton of MEN and doing MANLY THINGS

i love this MANLY candle. this MAN candle, MANDLE

[homosozialismus]

this is the gayest thing i’ve read my entire life

[grilledcheesie]

Mandle

[toastoat]

when a blog has autoplay but it turns out to be rlly good music 

[narmeenio]

Found this beauty while looking at my art from grade 9

[swiiftstones]

[viscerate]

[videofame]

[toastoat]

[bonerfart]

i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”

[neurosquared]

[neopoints]

tis I, mojo shoujo

[prosciutto]

[awwww-cute]

Nothing like a cat fight in Fort Asshole

[destinyofself]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

[foggied-deactivated20210824]

gravity was such a good film

[pisswolf]

[digimemory]

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

[sith-hammer]

[hexmonster]

Someone from student government just taped this to a wall in the hallway

[donutsandjustice]

me: *fucking RIPS the plastic film off of this microwavable shit*

directions on box: Do not remove the plastic film.

me:ffuc fuck FUCK fuck FUCK FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! *PUNCHES MY MICROWAVE* FUCK!!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!!! *RIPS THE DOOR OFF OF A CUPBOARD* FUCK!!!!