Female | 20 | "Haha no dignity and confidence go brrr" | Addicted to donuts | A Heizou simp through and through
What The Owner writes
"I mainly write Genshin Impact X readers, the gender is strictly Gender Neutral. Unless, it's a request or if I say so. I tend to write long oneshot, they may vary from below 5k to 10k+ words."
"I normally do Oneshots and some hcs, I also tend to write Character x Character, but rarely. Perhaps some 18+ stuff too, but nothing too spicy as I feel slightly uncomfortable writing anything like that, especially when I have little to no experience in writing. After all, writing is just a little hobby."
Note: I cannot portray all the characters accurately, nor am I fully educated on each character's backstory. There may be times where one may seem out of character and I may alternate their personal backstories if I am not familiar with it.
What The Owner refuses to write
"I don't mind writing Smut related fics that include popular kinks (Bondage, Dry Humping, Toys). However, I will under no circumstances write anything related to the list below."
Pedophilia
Yandere (The killing type)
Rape (Dub-con is somewhat acceptable)
"And perhaps much more but my brain cannot think of anymore. I may have no standards, especially my taste in men, but I have morals."
"You are free to request for a Oneshot, so long as it does not violate my rules."
"If any of my fics happen to have a similar plot to yours, I do apologise beforehand. It's most likely possible I wouldn't have known. If you would like me to take down one, provided with your evidence, please don't hesitate to ask (politely)."
"Refrain from bringing anything political anywhere near me. I'm here purely for fun and entertainment, not engage in petty arguements because of my opinions."
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I use a more vulgar vocabulary when i'm being much less formal (Cursing, dirty jokes, etc.)
I allow criticism, but be more professional if you have any. I don't tolerate any rude behaviour in general.
You're free to curse as long as you're being harmless.
If I have used your artwork, you are free to send a request asking me to take it down, provided you are the original artist/photographer or have evidence of your ownership.
All characters in my fics used belong to Hoyoverse, the creators of Genshin Impact.
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About requests
"Depending on the type of request, I may make it my priority and finish it before my current or other drafts. Please include;"
1. Type of genshin character (Singular, poly, a whole region, a specific group or everyone), the more characters there are, the longer it'll take for me to finish and the shorter the fic.
2. Type of fic (Oneshot, hcs, drabbles)
3. Type of genre (Fluff, angst, crackfic, combination), NSFW is still available, but nothing too hardcore.
4. A scenario or topic (Can be a specific prompt, or general things like comfort or dating)
5. Any specific requests you'd like (Feel free to ask for anything specific; The personality, their genders, anything!)
6. Characters like Klee, Yao yao, Sayu, etc. are strictly platonic, I don't care if their canon ages are 1000+ or whatever, no means no.
7. Reader x Canon or Canon x canon is allowed, I apologise, but I cannot do OC x Canon.
"It's not required for all 7, but it'll be easier for my sanity and brain."
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My Masterlist (Arranged from Completed to Incomplete | From Angst to Fluff)
♡- Completed
☆- WIP [Prioritised]
[Crossed]- WIP [Not prioritised]
⚠️- NSFW (Smut or murder)
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Genshin Impact
[Character] x Reader
10 Things I hate about you (Scaramouche Oneshot) ♡
╰┈➤ Pt. 2 (2nd Chance) ♡
⚠️ Withered roses (Diluc Oneshot) ♡
Faceless (Ayato Oneshot) ♡
Fulfilment (Kazuha Oneshot) ♡
Shut up (Kaeya Oneshot) ♡
Freeze (Chongyun Oneshot) ♡
Qiqi's playdate (Xiao Oneshot) ♡
╰┈➤ (Alternate ending) ♡
Muscle head (Alhaitham Oneshot) ♡
Pillow (Layla & Ganyu Oneshot) ♡
Furry wars (Thoma Oneshot) ♡
Victory (Wriothesley Oneshot) ♡
The Greatest Toy Salesman in Snezhnaya (Childe Oneshot)♡
Vet visits
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The Onikabuto whisperer
Old ties ☆
[Character] x [Character]
Periodic table | Albecrose (Albedo x Sucrose) ♡
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Specials
Your clue is in my heart (Heizou SMAU) ☆
Christmas mistletoe HCs ♡
Chinese New Year/Lantern Rite Oneshot ♡
Pocky game ♡
╰┈➤ Part 2 ♡
Fluffy ears ♡
⚠️ 6reeze Smut Imagines ♡
⚠️ Accidental desperation ♡
╰┈➤ ⚠️ Part 2 ♡
Genshin men reacting to S/O accidentally burning their hands ♡
╰┈➤ Part 2 ♡
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A dedicated section for my beloved husbands Heizou, Lyney and Albedo
You checked your phone time and time again, seeing his 'Online' status vanish in an instant as soon as you took a peek. Sometimes, you'd even catch a glimpse of him texting you, before he went offline again.
Sure, you tried texting him first, asking if there was a problem or if he needed help— only to get a dry response later on.
Even during lunch with your friends, you find yourself being unwillingly distracted, looking at your phone frequently. And when you're with Kaeya? God, that glare he gives when he sees you trying to text Heizou... It never fails to send a chill down your spine.
It feels like the whole world is against you; First, your relationship with Kaeya was basically having you walk on eggshells around him— and now, you're desperately trying to keep your friendship with Heizou afloat.
One thing after another, you feel like everything you do only messed another thing up and make it worse.
"Maybe he'd like these..." You muttered to yourself, carressing a red carnation, the petals soft as silk against your fingertips.
Your anniversary with Kaeya was coming up, but you were a little worried you might not have time to spend it with him— what with the investigation still on-going and having classes to top it off.
Besides, Kaeya always liked it when plans were made and done early, you figured it'd be nice for him to receive an early surprise too.
After purchasing a bouquet of red carnations, you took your usual route towards Kaeya's home.
A tired, but small smile plastered on your lips. It has been a rough month, and you were still thinking about how you could try and patch things up with Heizou... even though you weren't sure what you did that upset him so.
Yet, his friends reassured that he... wasn't upset with you? They're either lying or you're going insane.
"...Sorry, jackass..." You sighed quietly to yourself, as though you were whispering your apology to Heizou himself. A dry chuckle left your lips, you hadn't give Heizou any insulting nicknames for a while... when did you stop that? You used to love calling him a dumbass every chance you got.
As you looked through your past conversations with Heizou, searching for any clue that might've explained what made him grow distant, the bus slowed to a stop. It was time to see the love of your life again.
Eagerly stuffing your phone into your bag, you carried the bouquet with pride and exited the bus, hearing the sweet whispers from a pair of old ladies cooing at how lucky your significant other must be to have someone like you.
Damn right he was! And so were you! A man like Kaeya? People could only dream to have a relationship like yours with him— even if he made things... difficult at times.
You approach the door, heart pounding in your ears as you pictured that handsome face of his morphing into joy and shock at your sudden appearance. The bouquet clutched in one hand as you brought the other up to knock on the door.
Excitement coursed through you as you heard that familar voice muffled behind the door. "Coming! Coming..." Followed by a pair of... actually, there's two pairs of footsteps.
Must've been Diluc.
"Yes?— Wha... B—Babe??"
"Kaeya!! Surprise, honey!~" Your arms instinctively threw themselved around his shoulders, bringing him into a tight hug as you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck, the familiar warmth bringing your comfort and—
"Shit— Babe, wh— uhm... what are you doing here so early?" He frantically nudged you back with a nervous smile, hands on your shoulder to keep you in place as his leg tried to pull on the door... as though hiding something from your sight.
You tilted your head, did you come at a bad time? "I got you some flowers... oh, a-am I interrupting your study session? Or maybe your gaming time with your pals? Sorry, sorry!—"
"Yeah! Yeah, uh... shit, babe, it's fine— maybe come again at another time?" Kaeya lets out a strained laugh, slowly pushing you away as he shuffled behind the door.
Your heart sank, he didn't even cared about the flowers... he loved it when you gifted him stuff...
"W-Wait, at least take the flowers plea—... Who the fuck is that?"
The young woman standing in the corridor froze midstep, her eyes wide as they slowly turned to look at you nervously.
That's your hoodie...
She's wearing your hoodie.
"[Name], I need you to leave—"
"No— no! Kaeya, who the FUCK is that!?" Even as he tried to block your sight, you were still strong enough to push him aside, eyes glaring on the lady that frantically ran back up the stairs— that bitch wasn't even wearing anything under your hoodie!
Curses slipped from your lips as you tried to follow that whore upstairs, only to be grabbed by the forearm and pulled back in by your 'lover'. "[Name]! Relax that's just a friend!"
"Oh, come the fuck on!" You scoffed while rolling your eyes. "Do I look like a dumbass to you? That hoodie she's wearing even has the same tear at the sleeves at the exact spot!"
Kaeya clicked his tongue, you really want to start this up again? After all that you've been through together, you still want to argue with something petty as quality time with a lady friend of his? "[Name], I am not going through this again—"
"AND I AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE!"
His eyes widened with both shock and irritation, assuming you were again overreacting when he noticed all the pent up emotion bubbling in your eyes— your chest heaving as you realized something inside of you cracked.
He was NOT worth it anymore.
"It has been almost 6 years, Kaeya Alberich— 6 years!" You shoved him back against the door, your mind racing and heart pumping with adrenaline as everything you were holding in came crashing down on you. "For fuck's sakes, I thought I was your everything because of how much you loved me— But I was nothing more than a something to you!"
Rage. That was the only thing you felt now upon seeing that disbelief on his face, as if he was still convinced you were in the wrong.
"I loved you, Kaeya! With every fiber of my being, I loved you! I had wished for us to get married, start a family, grow old together!" You managed to choke out, eyes glossy with pained tears as you thought about all the sacrifices you made because you thought you meant something to Kaeya.
"I wanted to spend my entire life being your [S/O], not sit back and watch while you flirt 'lady friends'— Has loving me ever been in your mind for more than half a second before some damn hussy's ass became your main thought!?"
He grimaces, glancing at his fling hiding at the top of the stairs, quickly disappearing into his bedroom— leaving him completely defenseless against you.
"...[Name], do you realize how much I've done for you!?" He finally yelled back, bringing his voice higher than yours.
Your eyes widened, you stumbled back as he towered over you once again. "Yes, I loved you! But holy shit, you are always pissing me off in every damn way possible! For once in your life, just do something right—"
The sound of a sharp smack echoed in the now quiet house.
Kaeya froze, eyes wide and mouth agape as he slowly brought his hand up to his cheek. A sting, and it burned like hell. He knew you left a mark, and it wasn't a mark he liked at all.
"...You want me to do something right? Then the right thing to do is to break up with you." You hissed out, throwing the bouquet onto the floor, your palm numb after putting in all your anger into that slap.
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You shoved him aside, not bothering to look back at him. "Tell that slut to keep my clothes, I don't need anything that reminds me of you."
Even as he shouted your name with that unmistakable anger that you're familar with, you didn't dare to look back— quickly leaving before he could catch you. Archons knows what would've happened.
Turning the corner and sprinting to a nearby park you used to have dates with your now ex-boyfriend, you kept your head low as everything started crashing over you. It was hard, trying to process everything that happened while bumping into strangers, barely able to sputter out a quick apology.
You tried to not break down, really, you tried. A few stray tears managed to leak out, sitting down at a bench to collect yourself.
You did it. You really called it off. Despite evwrything that happened, you... finally broke up with him.
Were you glad? In a way. Pissed about what happened? Absolutely. Feeling guilty over Kaeya cheating on you?... For some reason, you felt guilty.
Were you not enough for him? Did you do something in the first place that made him resort to infidelity? Are you in the wrong?
Questions swirled in your mind that was already overwhelmed with several emotions, what were you supposed to feel now? You just broke off a promising relationship with the man you swore to love for eternity, you loved him... what were you supposed to do now?...
Everything he's done to you, all the memories you shared with him, both good and bad— was it all a facąde?
He'd play the perfect boyfriend, just to let your guard down so he could manipulate you with tricks and gaslight you into staying with him. You've practically memorized every word he'd say, it was like he had a whole script for your disobedience!
Well, no more. You're done with his tricks. Done with his manipulative tactics. With his controlling behaviour. And you're never looking back.
You're free.
But you still feel empty.
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...
His fingers tapped against the wooden desk in a steady rhythm, lime eyes staring at your past messages. Was he going too far? He just... didn't want to feel hurt again, not when it's just not fair for your boyfriend.
"Your battery's dying." His white haired best friend spoke while laying on the couch, not even needing to check for himself, he's already been staring at his laptop for the past few hours just reading your past conversations with him.
"Where did I go wrong? What should I do? Should I just... tell them?? I— I can't just ignore them forever!" His burgundy hair frazzled, running a finger through the locks.
The young poet groans and rolled his eyes, sitting up to look over at Heizou— with both pity and annoyance. "Well, even if I chose one of the two, you're just going to come up with some lame excuse on why chickening out is safer."
"I am not chickening out!"
"I saw you deleting every paragraph in that message."
Barely able to sputter out anything cohesive, the burgundy haired male only slumped onto his desk in exasperation— his mind a storm of thoughts and questions.
"...You know what, fine." He sat up straight, shutting down his already dead laptop anyways and getting up from the chair. "To hell if I make things worse, I can't let them suffer just because of me!"
Without any further elaboration, Kazuha watched with a deadpanned expression as his best friend ran out of the room. He waits, sitting on the couch while staring at the still open door swinging slowly.
"...At the very least learn to close the fucking door before you leave, douchebag!"
A/N: ok this time i had no excuse for such a big delay when i already used every excuse in my book
Alright sure, I MAY HAVE procrastinated so much that I forgot multiple times that I had a SMAU to finish, I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER I SWear
Plus I wasn't sure if continuing this was worth it since I think no one's interested in this SMAU anymore— BUT SINCE IT'S HEIZOU AND IM ALREADY THIS FAR GONE MIGHT AS WELL GO ALL THE WAY
Good news is we're official halfway done! (i think)
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader SMAU]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: imma be honest i was locked in farming primos in genshin for the last few weeks bc i didn't get durin (i lost my 5050 to dehya ;-;) so now im saving for his rerun
BUT I REMEMBERED I WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH A SMAU SO HERE YOU GO
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader SMAU]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: Happy new years— I promise we're getting close to the end of this investigation sthick :D
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: Starting off the new years with some more filler now that I'm getting busy again— not busy enough to go on another hiatus yet tho, but hey, at least the suspect list's finally full :'>
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: happi new yer, my resolution is to finish this smau by the end of the year :D (Spoilers, no i won't.)
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader SMAU]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
The ride was long and quiet, at least it seemed like it to you.
You were just sitting there alone, looking desperately through your old texts with Kaeya, wondering; what went wrong? How could you let this happen? Was there some sort of hint that could've prevented this?
But as the bus approaches your stop, you could only sigh in defeat and out away your phone, preparing yourself in every way for the most difficult part of your life; Confronting your boyfriend.
Getting off the bus, it was a short walk to his house. The lights were on, you could see silhouettes of two people inside. While one of them was obviously Kaeya, whose shape was easily identified by you, you couldn't quite make out who the 2nd one was.
'Was this... surely it couldn't be...'
It took a good moment of you standing in the front yard, gathering the courage to press the doorbell. You didn't want to do this, you were scared of history repeating itself. But there was no turning back now.
"I'll get it." A familiar voice spoke as the unknown shadow in the window moved, thankfully it was just Diluc. "...[Name]?"
"Heeeey, Diluc! Uhm... sorry for coming uninvited, I wanted... uhm— to find Kaeya." You let out a sheepish laugh while wearing a forced smile, you rarely talked to your boyfriend's brother, he can get a little possessive over you whenever you were near the redhead.
At least he was somewhat of a gentleman, even with his broody personality.
"Uninvited?" Diluc parroted, narrowing his eyes at you with suspicion. "Well, Kaeya always said you could come over whenever. So, come in."
He shrugged, stepping aside politely to let you in. "Thanks—"
"Babe!" You flinched at that voice, nerves getting the better of you as you turned to see your beloved already by your side eithin seconds, scooping you up into that warm hug that always made you melt. "What're you doing here?"
His chuckle made the butterflies in your stomach go wild, even after what happened previously, your heart found it hard to ignore everything about him.
And just like always, you succumbed to his charms without realizing.
"Kaeyaaaaa!~" You cooed, wrapping your arms around him, nuzzling your cheek against his affectionately.
Diluc scoffs, closing the door without batting another eye at the two of you, retreating to his bedroom so he wouldn't have to witness his brother and you lick faces again.
"Well, uh..." You trailed off, forgetting the reason why you were here. In your mind, all those thoughts went out the window, you only felt that familiar embrace that warmed your heart and the pair of strong arms that made you feel safe. "I-I dunno... guess I just wanted to see you."
"Dawww, did I neglect my sweet little snowflake?" He cooed, peppering your cheek with kissed as you giggled, kicking your legs in a giddy manner.
He carries you over to the couch and sat down, keeping you on his lap. "I was just watching some movies before you came, but now that you're here..." He trailed off, voice low and husky with a sensual tone.
His arms snaked themselves around your waist, bringing you flush to his chest. Your hands found purchase on his broad shoulders, it's been a while since you last had any sort of intimacy with Kaeya, your cheeks growing hotter as he began planting kisses on your neck.
But that soon stopped when he took a good whiff of you, it's that fucking scent again.
"...Did you see that brat again?" Kaeya pulled away, glaring down at you with annoyance clear in his eyes, a growl rumbling in his throat. "Archons, you smell just like him! Have you been cuddling him or something? I'm going to fucking kill him!"
You snapped out of your little dazed state, already cowering under that glare of his. "What? No! Why would I do that?..." You scoffed, flustered that he would think of you so lowly that you'd be intimate with another man that wasn't him.
"That stupid ass smell's a dead give away. I knew it, you're here because Heizou's not giving you attention isn't he? So you're coming to be because you want some, don't you? Fucking slut." It sounded so easy for him to say that, as if he had been holding back those words meant exactly for you.
Your heart stung, and it hurts just as badly. "Kaeya, I have to be near Heizou because I have both assignments and an investigation to do with him."
Kaeya lets out a scoff, leaning back against the couch with arms crossed, as if he didn't dare touch you anymore. "Not denying it? I thought you loved me? My attention? Wasn't I your priority? Why's Heizou all you want to be with now?" He spat out, voice sharper than a knife.
And each word he said only made you hang your head lower. Thinking back, you have been neglecting him, just to spend more time finishing homework and investigating the incident with Heizou. You rarely even got to text Kaeya anymore, did you sabotage your own relationship?
You snapped out of your thoughts, if Kaeya was going to use that excuse again, two can play it that game. "At least I still love you, I wish I could say the same."
"Excuse me?"
And immediately, you regretted your words, sensing pure unadulterated anger eminating from his voice alone. You cowered once more under his scrutiny, subtly looking around for a way out, even scrambling off his lap and tumbling onto the floor below.
Your hands flew to your pocket, frantically pulling out your phone and searching for the unknown number, before shoving your phone at his face while backing away. "I-I know you've been seeing someone behind my back!" You managed to sputter out, your voice lacking any sort of confidence, only filled with uncertainty and fear.
He snatched your phone, eyes narrowing in what seemed like disbelief. "Wha?— Kaeya!" You hissed, trying to retrieve your phone, but it was easy for him to keep it out of your grasp, using his free hand to keep you from coming closer.
"Seriously? Just because you think some nobody's saying they 'love me', you automatically think it's real?" Kaeya scoffed, before tossing your phone back at you. "I thought you were supposed to be smart, can't you see this was just a stupid prank? Some idiot probably wanted us to break up."
It hits your face, a whine elicting from your throat as you scrambled to catch it, keeping it close to your chest. But that hurts nothing more than the stinging pain in your heart.
He was right, it could've been a prank. After all, some people really were jealous of your relationship with Kaeya.
You lowered your head, struggling to find the right words. "I... But... They..." Futile. You couldn't thinm straight anymore, not after realizing you were overreacting again.
"I guess maybe it's what you wanted after all; A break up." Kaeya spat.
"No! N-No, wait!" You immediately clasped your hands together, eyes already tearing up at the thought of losing Kaeya because of your mess up again. "Please, I-I wasn't thinking! Kaeya, I love you— I promise, please, don't leave me!"
As he turns away from you, an amused smirk plays on his lips. You're so desperate for him, it's hilarious. He loves this; The feeling of power and control over your pathetic little heart, getting you to obey his every whim.
And damn it, he loves keeping your heart trapped in his grasp, there was no way he'll ever let you go. He'll rule over you with an iron fist, and you'll be trapped, forever in need of him.
"Why do you always assume things? Don't you trust me anymore? You always say that 'you love me' and 'I'm the only one for you' bla bla bla, and here you are, thinking I'm cheating on you! If you love me so much, you wouldn't doubt me in the first place, my loyalty lies with you, [Name]." He hissed, grabbing the collar of your top and bringing you closer to his face.
A startled whimper leaves your lips, your limbs going numb out of fear that you've fucked up badly again. "I'm... I'm sorry... Kaeya, please... I love you..." You barely managed to whisper out softly, hoping that he'll see the pure love you truly held for him despite everything that happened.
You loved him. And it was suffocating you. But you still love him.
Kaeya clicks his tongue, letting you go reluctantly. "I swear, I babysit you more than I love you." He grumbled through gritted teeth, anger still bubbling inside him at your audacity.
You rubbed your neck, feeling slight imprints from your top straining against your flesh when he grabbed the collar. A mark that'll remind you how much of a mess you are without him.
The silence was deafening, you waited anxiously to see what Kaeya had to say, you had no right to even defend yourself anymore after messing up your relationship with him for the umpteenth time.
Doubts and worries swirl in your mind, wondering; 'Is this really it? Does he... not love you anymore?'
"You know, I still love you." The blur haired male finally spoke, a sigh of annoyance followed, before flashing you that oh-so charming smile. "You're lucky you're too lovable, hm?"
A shiver runs fown your spine, that smile says a lot of things. A lot of things, except 'I love and forgive you'.
Yet, you kept your mouth shut, keeping your head low like a disobedient puppy getting reprimanded.
"I was thinking about breaking up with you..." He hummed casually, amused by the look of horrified panic in your eyes. "But I'm still willing to give you a chance."
"A-Anything! Anything..." You exclaimed in desperation, a nervous smile on your face.
"How about this: You stop hanging out with that red haired fucker, and I'll consider staying as your boyfriend. The very least you can do, hm? After all, I'm your date for the next Windblume Festival, not him." He quipped.
You raised a brow, doubtful that you could accept that deal.
There was still more work to be done, you certainly can't get anything done without him and vice versa. Besides, you liked hanging out with him, even if he could get on your nerves sometimes...
Although, you just find him more funny than annoying lately, as if you've mistaken his humour for arrogance all along. And you'd hate to leave him hanging, let alone ruin your friendship with him...
He sees the uncertainty in your face, his smile dropping into a scowl. "Or, we can just break up now."
"No!" You blurted out in a panic, there was nothing more dreadful than someone you loved dearly slipping away from you. "I... I'll do it... I won't see Heizou anymore..." You murmured in defeat.
A pleased and smug look finally appears on his face, granting you the relief that felt amazing. "Good. See? It wasn't so hard now, was it? I knew you'd be a good [S/O]. And you know what? Since I'm such a great boyfriend, I'll let you continue your little investigation game with him... As long as I get to tag along and keep an eye on you." He cooed, giving your forehead a peck, ignoring the way you flinched a little.
Your blue haired lover draped an arm around your shoulders tugging you along with him. "Now, how about we discuss about that Windblume Festival date? I was thinking we could match outfits, or at least wear matching bracelets..."
And as you absentmindedly let him drag you along, you could feel your phone vibrating.
Heizou. Again. It seems like he was still worried when you left abruptly, texting you dozens of messages, asking if you were safe.
Your first thought was to reply with a joke and let him know you were fine, but then, you heard Kaeya clearing his throat.
One look at his disapproving look, and you hesitantly pocketed your phone, earning a stiff pat on the head and a praise from him
Guilt tears at your heart, knowing Heizou probably wouldn't get a good night's sleep if you didn't reassure him of your safety, and a part of you regrets ignoring him.
But you made a mental promise to yourself that you'd text him the first chance you'll get— when Kaeya's not around, lest you risk another arguement, and you were knew the relationship between you two was teetering closely towards a break up if you didn't obey him.
He can wait, making sure your boyfriend doesn't blow up around you again was a lot more important.
Walking eggshells around your him was exhausting, but anything to feel loved by him.
Anything.
Even at the cost of having to ignoring a close friend that made you feel just as loved.
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A/N: meri crimmas (in my area at least) I've got some personal stuff going on, so I'm doing my best to get these out asap 🫡
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader SMAU]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
Juggling the responsiblities of a full-blown investigation and your classes was a daunting task, especially when the assignments start piling up.
"I think... I can finish this assignment, then I'll do that group project... since the deadline for this assignment's pretty far, I'll save this one for last... and then I—"
"Talk about master at multitasking." A familiar voice spoke in front of you, the young burgundy haired male sitting across the table, also havign to handle the same pile of assignments.
Unfortunately, you had decided to take a break and went on a little date with your boyfriend. And that spent time resulted in more homework than Heizou had, despite being in the same course as him.
It was... not exactly the best date, after all, you were only grabbing a bite with Kaeya. And while it started off pretty awkward, after all the problems that had been occuring between the two of you lately, it still felt like nothing ever happened at all.
Playful banter, romantically cheesy pick-uplines, exchanging inside jokes and sharing bites of eachother's food...
Unfortunately, the date had to end a lot quicker than you had wanted it to. Even when you said you'd skip your class using one of your absences, which you had plenty of, Kaeya seemed pretty insistent in ending the date quickly.
He didn't even have time to walk you back like usual...
And now, here you were; In Heizou's form. Swamped with assignments and deadlines, trying to work on them while helping him with the investigation. At least you and him found out Xiao could be involved somehow, Layla too motive-wise...
"Need my help? I already finish last week's assignment, and I could give you some personal feedback for that group project?" Heizou's voice once again ran through your ears, snapping you out of your little reminiscing. "You look like your minds all over the place."
"Psh, you think? That douchebag of a professor just keeps on giving and giving homework— I swear, it's like he doesn't know awnsers to these question and is asking us like we're the awnser sheets." You snort, continuing to sort through the files on your laptop.
His laughter made the corner of your lips quirk upwards once agaun, a small habit you've been adopted after spending more time with this little burgundy haired bastard.
Yet, you didn't mind it.
"Well, he'd definitely picked the best minds for the awnsers." He gestures to the two of you, wearing that same smug look as usual.
"Well guess what, I have a life to live and not spend it on doing 10 assignments a day." You retorted while rolling your eyes, before slumping in your chair with a groan. "None of my assignments are even halfway done, I might want to consider begging to the professors for some extra time..."
Heizou, who was in the middle of his own work, placed his laptop aside. "C'mon, aren't you the best of the best? Well, other than me of course." He chuckled, standing up from his seat.
"The only thing you're best at is being annoying." You scoffed, glaring at Heizou who was approaching you.
Now standing behind you, he leaned in closer and began reading the half-assed essay you wrote under his breath. His chest pressed against the back of your head, hands on either side arm rest. "Huh, you're actually really good at this." He mumbled, unaware that you had tensed up and shrank while literally caged between his arms.
You stole a glance at the way his muscles flex when he gripped the arm rest, his words going through one ear and out the other. It's not your first time seeing Heizou flex his muscles, he's done it a hundred times when you were both sparred, mostly to rile you up. But this was your first time seeing it up close. 'Is... Is he doing this on purpose??...'
"[Nickname]?"
"Shit, yeah! Uh— Totally!" You stammered out, shaking out of your thoughts. You tilted your head up to see Heizou peering down at you. "...Er, Yeeees?"
"I gotta say, I'm kinda considering the idea to have you to write my essay too." Heizou joked, looking down at you with their cheeky smile.
You sputtered over your words, pink dusting your cheeks as you swatted at his chest. "Oi! I'm not some free labour for you to dump everything on! First the investigation and now your homework? You lazy bum!"
And as his laughter rang out with his chest, still pressed up against the back of your skull, you can't help but realize there's plenty of muscle under those clothes of his.
"Relax! I got some time to spare, lemme just help you write the next few sections— But you gotta promise to not slack off anymore after this. We still have some work to do and people to interrogate later." Heizou hummed, typing away on your laptop, keeping you caged between his arms.
Even though he was more focused on helping you with your essay, he can't help but rest his chin on your head.
Your hair smells really nice today, this might be his favorite shampoo you've tried on yet.
You were saved from your flustered thoughts when your phone buzzed, your hands scrambling into your pockets to fish out your phone. A sigh of relief left your lips, a message... until you noticed who the sender was; unknown.
You quickly unlocked your phone, about to question the anonymous sender— but alarms were going off in your head. Who was texting you? How did they get your number? This better not have been another weirdo trying to ask you out again, can't people get the understand that you're already taken by an equally hot guy?
As you were tempted to respond, asking who the sender was, you nearly dropped your phone when you felt Heizou lower his head and now resting his chin on your shoulder. "Who're you talking to, watson?"
"You— You dumbass! Jesus, ever heard of privacy?" You turned your phone off, glaring again at the burgundy haired male who only replied with a smirk— finally taking the seat next to you and pulling your laptop towards him.
"Alright, alright, fine~ But now you owe me lunch for making me do all your work now." Heizou hummed in a half-joking manner, resuming with your essay.
You let out a snort, waving your hand dismissively and returning your focus to the unknown number.
And then, a thought popped in your head. Although, your morals were screaming at you to not do it, you were always taught to follow your gut.
And your gut was telling you to get some awnsers.
You could feel your heart stop at your name being mentioned.
They know who you are... was this some old friend? Then why were they talking about you in such a... condescending manner? Your curiosity grows, and now that you knew you were being involved somehow, you decided to risk it.
"...Boyfriend?"
You accidentslly uttered out, and the room was too quiet. "Yeah?" Heizou's voice had you flinching, your face flushed a bright red, looking up at the confused and curious young man sitting next to you with your laptop. "What? I didn't catch that, what did y—"
"Nothing! Nothing! Get back to work, jackass!" You hissed, pinching his forearm.
"Ow! Okay, okay! Anything for you, m'lady." Heizou scoffed sarcastically.
Meanwhile, thoughts were flooding into your mind, and none of them were pleasant— in fact, they were extremely far from it.
They think they're talking to your boyfriend, Kaeya? Did they think your number was Kaeya's? Wait, why were they talking to Kaeya in the first place!?
You took a deep breath, calming your nerves the best you could. You knew what happened if you jumped into conclusions, and last time literally left you broken for days. You had no right to be so possessive or jealous, Kaeya can have friends.
At least, you think this was one of his friends?
It just gets more and more suspicious.
Caught? Caught by you?
You suddenly find it hard to move your fingers along your phone's keyboard, clutching your phone tightly. There was yet a clear conclusion, and still, you could feel your heart slowly breaking into pieces as doubts began to cloud your mind.
It was getting hard trying to keep up the act, but if you wanted awnsers, you had to swallow the unease and press harder.
This was absolutely disgusting.
You grimaced at the text, and your lunch was about to come back out.
Were you really about to do this cringy 'phone sex' bullshit? You really, really don't want to. This was some creepy stranger, who knows you for some reason and thinks they're talking to your 'boyfriend'.
Cursing in your mind, you reluctantly replied.
Your fingers never flew faster towards the block button.
Your phone nearly slipped from your grasp, heart racing at the sight of your own boyfriend's name being mentioned. And suddenly, you felt like you seriously wanted to throw up.
And then, you heard that stupid voice of his. "All done!" 'As if things couldn't get worse...'
Heizou, who had been patiently finishing your essay in silence, pushed your laptop back to you. And as expected, it was pretty much flawless.
When you looked back up at the burgundy haired male, you saw that ridiculously goofy smile of his, waiting for your approval and praise. Like an adorable puppy, waiting for their owner to call them a 'good boy' and hand it a treat.
Words were stuck in your throat, you wanted to thank Heizou, to appreciate him for helping you, to ask for his affirmation that you were assuming things— to ask for his comfort.
"Thanks— Uhm... Y-Yeah..." It was all you could utter out at the moment.
The way Heizou's smile dropped slowly only made you choke on your words more, your mind struggling to piece together a coherent response as more and more thoughts drowned your comprehension.
All you could think about was Kaeya slipping through your fingers again.
"What's wrong?" Your partner asks, concern and worry clear in his eyes— he's seen that expression from you before and it brought out terrible memories.
He made a vow to himself that he'd never see you sad again, and he failed to keep that beautiful smile on your face.
You stood up abruptly, grabbing your laptop and shoving it in your backpack. "Sorry— Sorry, I think, uhm... s-something came up, Kaeya— shit, uh..."
"What did he do?" As soon as you mentioned that bastard's name, Heizou stood up, staring down at you with eyes that were full of pure hatred and resentment towards your blue haired 'boyfriend'.
"Nothing! Nothing! I— I just wanted to see him." You barely managed to stutter out, grabbing your bag and stumbling backwards. "Listen, Heizou, thanks for your help but I-I'm sorry. I know we we're supposed to have a talk with Xiao and Layla today, uh— then uhm... something came up, really! I promise, I'll finish my assignments so I can focus on the investigation next time! I'm sorry, sorry!"
All of what spilled out of your mouth was just an empty excuse and fake promises, you wanted a way out— to see if Kaeya was really seeing someone else.
Was it your fault again? Did you upset him that he was looking for someone else? What have you done this time? Why do you always mess up like this?...
In a rush, you had left, ignoring Heizou calling out for you. He was tempted to chase after you, so you wouldn't have to see your tormentor again.
And as much as he regrets it, he slowly sank back down onto his seat, staring at the open door to the hallway. The sound of your hurried footsteps fading away, before the elevator's 'ding!' sounded, and you were gone. Again.
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Try as you might, Kaeya wasn't picking up his phone. All 20 of your attempts to call him went straight to voicemail. And what could you say, really?
You were left quietly begging into your phone, pleasing for him to pick up because you were 'Sorry' and 'Worried'. Even as students roaming around nearby saw your glossy eyes struggling to hold back tears, you were focused on finding your beloved.
And suddenly, your phone vibrates. The screen lit up, a picture of his handsome smile and that familiar name.
"K-Kaeya!"
"Babe?"
You let out a sigh of relief, now sitting at the bus stop, your mind settling on reaching Kaeya's home to confront him. "I'm... I'm sorry, am I bothering you now?" You asked nervously, foot tapping against the concrete paltform beneath you.
"No, no, I'm just at home with Diluc. Uhm... something the matter? Need me to fetch you or something?" He sounded calm, normal to you. It didn't... seem like he was doing anything. And not with anyone.
"Cool, cool, cool, cool, cooool..." You replied, bodding your head absentmindedly. "Well, you..."
And it seems like your words were stuck in your throat once again.
You were going to ask Kaeya about the unknown number telling him they 'love' him, and that you were going to visit him so that the both of you could talk face to face.
And here you were: Chickening out.
"Just... saw something... that made me think of you?..." Your voice barely came out as a quiet whisper.
"Really? Aww, that's sweet of you, [Nickname]~" He cooed lovingly.
"Yeah, so, uh— Just wanted to say that, and... uhm... love you." You spoke softly, as if pleading, for an awnser you'll never receive.
"Love you too." With that, he hung up quicker than he called you.
You lowered your phone, cradling it in your hands while resting them on your lap, looking down to ses Kaeya sending you a heart emoji before going offline.
You were torn, unsure if you should really ask him. Maybe it was an honest mistake? There could always be someone named Kaeya.
"...This is ridiculous." You told yourself through gritted teeth, shaking your head to rid yourself from those thoughts again.
Now wasn't the time for you to keep doubting yourself and your relationship with Kaeya, not after all the bullshit you've been experiencing lately. It was now for an awnser, and you are going to get it one way or another.
The sound of the bus approaching made you lift your head up, watching it slowly coming to a halt.
The door swung open, people pouring out as you stepped inside, taking a seat after paying for the fee. It was going to be a long ride, your mind wouldn't relent on those disgusting thoughts and doubts. But one thing's for sure:
You're going to see him, and you're going to get your awnsers.
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A/N: Alas, it only took half a year to bring this out, a personal best I might add—
I am INCREDIBLY sorry for how slow this one came out, I had to go on a hiatus to focus on my studies and wanted a small break to mentally recover. And after that, I realized I completely lost my plot and had to go back, rewriting everything.
I didn't completely change everything, I did do a bit of editing on all of the previous posts, so I highly recommend starting from the beginning, even if it's tedious.
In the end, I realized I really lost my edge, so the writing will seem really bland and awkward— I have been trying to study my own writing and trying to replicate it the best I can, I promise you I WILL START WRITING MORE NOW (But the occasional oneshots might have to be on hold)
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader SMAU]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: MASSIVE batch of suspects found! Also edited [Name]'s comment in Keqing out of their pettiness
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: At the time of making this, I did realize I wasted a lot of time than I initially planned making these— so I greatly apologised for the extremely long wait!
I'm planning to go on a writing spree since I finished my main tasks and can start progressing with the story now that I also caught up with my own plot
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: Another update to the investigation— And because of Tumblr's image limit, I can only go up to 10 characters and evidences max!
damn u tumblr
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: Another update to the investigation— And because of Tumblr's image limit, I can only go up to 10 characters and evidences max!
damn u tumblr
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: I've officially made some extra notes if anyone's interested in following updates on the investigation aspect of the SMAU!
It's not actually that difficult because (as I've said many times) I'm not experienced with this type of genre- in fact, it'll be pretty easy to guess who's the suspect half way into the story
Granted, this did make me take an extra week and a half off just to piece things together, so I apologise for any delay and confusion!
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
A/N: I've officially made some extra notes if anyone's interested in following updates on the investigation aspect of the SMAU!
It's not actually that difficult because (as I've said many times) I'm not experienced with this type of genre— in fact, it'll be pretty easy to guess who's the suspect half way into the story
Granted, this did make me take an extra week and a half off just to piece things together, so I apologise for any delay and confusion!
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Your clue is in my heart
[Heizou x GN!Reader]
❝ Two of Teyvat's most attractive students in a relationship, sounds like the definition of a perfect couple. But what happens when the Windblume festival on Valentine's day is just around the corner and a wave of disaster strikes, right as you're about to ask your beloved boyfriend, Kaeya Alberich, out? Simple, you suffer the disaster with Shikanoin Heizou. Now, the both of you have been dragged into this mess together, forced to work together in order to catch the culprit. It's such a shame, though. You would much rather drop dead than to breathe in the same air as him. ❞
Just a quick preview of my Heizou SMAU that I'm getting back into, haven't finished this part yet so it's not proofread. Although I'm incredibly rusty when it comes to writing, so I'm just apologizing beforehand because my writing is gonna straight up unwiped ass
P.s. I've taken a bit of time to also rewrite previous parts of the SMAU— I tweaked the messages, 'tweets' and changed some wordings a little so there might not be that big of a change up until the first Windblue Festival part, so feel free to reread it here! (I had to reread too lol to remember the shenanigans I wrote, it felt like cringe so I wanted to change a few things)
"Every time you're working with Heizou, you find yourself getting stared at and pestered by him. Sure, it gets a little uncomfortable whenever he clings onto you throughout your shift together, but you don't mind it too much. He's practically your body guard, keeping you safe you from any creeps and perverts... excluding himself, of course."
Heizou might be a red flag BUT WE'RE COLOURBLIND SO IT'S FINE
Aftercare bc Heizou is still a green flag <3
yes i was indulging myself with this
Gender neutral reader (But there'll be mentions of p*ssy and n*pples, It's easier for me to write NSFW things when I use fem/male terms, I try my best to avoid these words as much as I could tho)
Implied st*Iking
B*ting
M*st*rb*tion
Br**ding k*nk
Sp*nking
Cr**mp*e
P*nty theft
Unprotected s*x
Virgin reader
im goin all out fellas this ur final warning
He's a degenerate. We're degenerates. Everyone's a degenerate.
A/N: Tradition is tradition~ I'm a pretty rusty with my NSFW writing tho, but I couldn't resist doing at least ONE smut fic for my husband alone.
A/N 2: its ur final warning, on GOD i did NOT hold back with the kinkiness and u will be w a r n e d.
Btw here's part 1 if ur lost lol
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"Here, I think these are close to your sizes." Heizou handed you one of his hoodies and a pair of shorts, you didn't bring any spare clothes and it'd definitely be a cold night since it was still raining. "Don't worry, they're clean~"
You rolled your eyes and took the clothes, warm and soft in your hands, it still had his scent on it. It's not like that's a bad thing, if anything, you find it charming and somewhat... attractive? The thought wearing Heizou's clothes after he wore it, even when it's washed, it felt so... intimate.
"As long as it covers me, I'll be fine with it." You quipped before entering Heizou's bathroom, closing the door shut behind you without thinking much.
And this was Heizou's opportunity to finally get some form of relief.
Watching you ramble on while your breasts were practically staring back at him from under your clothes, the way your ass literally jiggled right in his face while you walked up the stairs in front of him— and let's not talk about how much he's fantasizing your nude form right behind the bathroom door, the barrier teasing him with each passing second.
His cock straining against his pants, Heizou debated if he had enough time to rub one out. But with the real life material so close to him, he can't help but fumble with his pants and pull his throbbing shaft out.
A strained groan escapes his lips at the cool air hitting his erection, wrapping his hand around the base and frantically pumping his cock up and down.
You were always the source of all his dirty fantasies— he had dreams of bending you over the counter and pounding into you mercilessly, fantasizing you sucking him off during class, riding him while he studies, or just straight up ravaging you in bed 24/7. God, he fucking loves you so much it hurts him when he's horny for you.
While he did have a whole picture album of you saved in his phone, the real treasure were the many pictures he took while sneaking into your home.
Was he crossing the line? Yes. Does he feel guilty? a lot. Is he gonna stop?... Only if you say so.
Because Heizou's got a second picture album in his phone filled with pictures of you sleeping, changing and even panty shots. It's unfortunate that he couldn't get any pictures of you fully naked, still, it's plenty enough got him.
"Haah~... [Name]..." Heizou moaned, trying to pick up the speed in fear of you catching him. Now wasn't the right time to strike yet.
Jerking himself off, Heizou's mind continued to cloud with arousing images of you showering, the way your fingers glided across your soft and wet skin, water cascading off your hair...
He bit down on his free hand, trying his best to spill his seed onto his hand so he wouldn't leave a clear mess.
With ragged breaths, he stumbled over to a nearby tissue box and wiped himself off the best he could before fixing his appearance. Surely you wouldn't realize Heizou was jerking off to the thought of you for the millionth time...
And right on cue, you emerged from the bathroom, now engulfed by Heizou's hoodie— his pants barely hanging onto your hips. "...Well at least I don't feel cold anymore." You shrugged.
"Well... I could get used to having my clothes on you~" The burgundy haired male purred, voice still strained from his earlier climax.
"Anyways, didn't you say you had a spare bedroom?" You asked, about to exit his bedroom to find the spare one when Heizou quickly grabbed onto your arm with a firm grip.
"Ah, ah, ah~" He chuckled, tugging you back into his bedroom. "You said you wanted to repay me for letting you stay and cooking for you, right?... Well, you can repay by sharing the bed with me~"
"Excuse me?" You deadpanned.
Heizou plopped himself down onto his bed, patting the spot next to him invitingly. "C'mon, just a harmless bed-sharing! The bed's big enough for the both of us, and I won't bite... Besides, y'know you want it~" He teased. He knew you wanted him just as much as he wanted you.
Your face burned a bright shade of red, flabbergasted by the amount of balls he had to just casually demand you to share a bed with him. Admittedly; that was pretty hot, also crossing a line for the umpteenth time. Still, you did take a hot minute to consider it...
"...No funny business!" You managed to stammer out through your embarrassment, though you sounded unsure yourself. You felt the butterflies in your stomach start to go nuts, it's like that one crush you had back in high school all over again... Only, this time, that feeling's being reciprocated.
You slid under the sheets with Heizou, who was kind enough to keep a small distance between the both of you.
"You're so suspiciously nice to me..." You murmured, laying your lead on the pillow and turning to face your 'co-worker'.
"Always am, always will be... unless you decide to be naughty~" He teased, still sitting up to admire how cute you looked.
You were in his bedroom, sleeping in the same bed as him and sharing his clothes. His fantasies were coming true, and getting to the next stage was so close. It was in his reach...
"Why are you like this?..." You sighed in exasperation, it was a rhetorical question, you just expected Heizou to respond with a flirt or something.
"Because I love you." Heizou replied without hesitation, as if casually answering a question everyone knew.
You froze a little, you've heard him 'professing' his love to you numerous times, but that was all just to get a flustered reaction from you. This time, within the privacy of his bedroom, the honesty in his tone was unmistakable.
"And... I always hoped you loved me too." Heizou continued, now feeling awkward that you're not responding to him. He cleared his throat, avoiding your eyes. "It's just, uhm— I was hoping for a romantic moment before telling you that... but you know how nosy our co-workers and customers are. And I sure as hell didn't want to confess through a dumbass text message."
Now it really made sense, Heizou always reacted quickly and can seem to turn his tone into a flirty and teasing one in seconds. All those times you had privacy with Heizou where he would start giving you such a cheesy and romantic speech— only to be interrupted by someone appearing, and forcing him to twist his love confession into a playful joke.
"...So, you were just shy?" You can't help but let out an amused laugh, earning a glare from the burgundy haired male. The 'oh-so amazing' Shikanoin Heizou, all shy and embarrassed... How cute~
You had to wipe a stray tear from your eye, letting your laughter die down after making Heizou sulk a little. You gazed up at him, your own cheeks growing red with the shared embarrassment, a soft smile etching onto your pretty face. "...To be honest, I feel the same. It was more of a... 'work crush' at first, you really deserved someone better than a lame barista like me... but you were so persistent and annoying, that I have to admit: I fell in love with you."
Your heart drummed rapidly against your ribcage, you never thought the two of you would actually confess to one another. And now... you're really glad you left your keys back at the cafe.
"...Wah—!?" You yelped when Heizou suddenly threw the blanket away and literally straddled you in mere seconds, grabbing both of your wrist with one hand. He leaned down, caging you beneath him as he neared your face. That damned smirk... Fuck that's hot.
Your eyes widened, attempting to squirm out of his grasp, but it was clearly no use when Heizou is physically fit. His hold was firm but gentle, making sure to not hurt you.
"'Lame barista'? Y'know it's insulting to assume I would think of you so lowly." Heizou chuckled, giving you a peck on the cheek. "If I could build a whole temple for one person, it'd be you. And I'd be the only one allowed to worship you in your entirety."
He dipped his head down to your neck, inhaling the sweet scent of you mingling with his cologne. "Y'know, I was thinking about making a shrine dedicated to you..." Heizou peppered kisses down your neck, trailing to your collarbone and lightly grazing his teeth against your skin. "And make it with your pretty panties and bras, what do you think, my sweet little kitten?"
"H... Heizou, you..." You trailed off with a moan, pouting at Heizou when he lifted his head to look at you with a lazy grin. "...weirdo. I'm not going to give you any of my undergarments."
"Eh, I'll find a way." With a wink, the burgundy haired male continued to pain your neck with hickeys, taking good care to put them in areas you could hide easily. His iron grip kept your wrists bound, leaving you writhing in pleasure and in his mercy.
You mewled and moaned, was this Heizou's first time? He was being so gentle with you, yet, knew where your most sensitive areas were. "Damnit— Just get on with it..." You groaned, because admittedly, you were waiting for this too.
"I shouldn't have given you my clothes. Rather you be naked." Heizou groaned while frantically slipping his hoodie off you, finally getting to see those bare breasts up close, immediately burning the image into his brain. "Fuck, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to play with these pretty tits."
"Uhm, Do... Do you have to stare for so long?..." You whimpered out, instinctively trying to cover up, but your hands could only wriggle around uselessly.
"I mean... it's not the first time, right? It's just you don't have a shirt or bra on this time." Chuckling, Heizou released your hands so he could cup both of your breasts, feeling the weight and texture. "Soft and heavy, just how I knew they'd be~"
You tried to bite down on your bottom lip, it was late into the night, but you weren't sure if the walls were thin or not. You sure as hell don't want to get Heizou in trouble and let everyone know he's about to fuck you. "...Ahh~ Can't— you be more gentle?..."
"Don't worry, the walls are soundproof... I think." Heizou added a cheeky laugh at the end of his sentence, still fondling your breasts, squeezing and kneading your soft mounds to his heart's desires. "Besides, your sweet moans let everyone know that you're mine... and I'm yours."
Still groping your breasts, he took a nipple into his mouth, swirling his tongue around your erect buds.
"H— Heizou!" You tried to scold Heizou for teasing you, but your words could only come out in a groan, your back arching and your hands finding purchase on the back of Heizou's head, causing your breasts to press against his face. Unfortunately, Heizou was still straddling your waist and keeping you pinned to the bed. "Y-You damn cheat!— Mhhmmm~"
The feeling of your pillowy breasts literally smothering his face felt like heaven. His words muffled against your flesh, he continued teasing your nipples while you kept squirming beneath him.
Once he was satisfied with reducing you into a bright red panting mess, he wasted no time peppering more kissing down your heaving chest and moving to sit on the edge of the bed, reaching his shorts you were wearing.
"Oh... someone's completely naked under these clothes~" Heizou cooed in amusement upon seeing an obvious damp patch between your trembling legs.
"Hmph... I had a feeling you would try something..." You huffed out, still catching your breath as your heart kept beating rapidly, body quivering from his administrations.
Heizou gave you a wink, before pulling the shorts down, leaving you bare and naked before him. "Look at you... so wet and ready for me— Bet this isn't the first time I've gotten you so wet, huh?" His fingers slipped between your folds, prodding at your entrance and feeling you clench around his digits almost immediately.
You couldn't hold back a whimper, his free hand keeping one of your legs spread so he could keep massaging your clit. "Wh-Why would you do this to me?..." You whined, bucking your hips against his hands while clutching onto the bedsheets beneath you.
"Impatient, aren't you?" Heizou purred, smearing your juices across your folds, before bringing it up to his lips and licking your taste off his fingers. "Well, I was hoping to give you the full experience... fingering, oral and all... But I gotta admit—"
You watched as Heizou removed his pants, tossing it away to reveal his cock standing fully erect and throbbing for your pussy. "—i'm pretty impatient too."
You would be lying if you weren't startled by his size and girth, admittedly it's not like you've seen a dick in real life before, you were a virgin after all... But surely this was above average.
"Now you're just making me blush." Heizou hummed in a teasing manner, lasily stroking his erection. "If you want, I can send you a dick pic so you can stare at it more in the future~"
"Eh— Ew, Heizou!" You scoffed, unable to stop a smile from appearing on your blushing face. "I've already got hundreds of pics on your muscles, I don't need a dick pic to go with them."
"It's a complete package, I'm sure you'll need at least one~" He hooked a hand under your leg, pulling you torwards him until the tip nudged against your entrance. You let out a whimper, suddenly feeling a lot nervous now. "Relaaaax..." Heizou whispered, his tone still having a twinge of teasing in it, but mostly assurance to help soothe any doubts or anxiety in you.
Nothing brings Heizou more pleasure than making sure you're comfortable and receiving more than him.
You took a deep breath, the pain was going to be inevitable, but you didn't want to deny Heizou any longer. Not when his cock was throbbing impatiently for you despite his obvious attempts at trying to hold back. "I... uh... okay... just be a little gentle, please..." You murmured, holding onto his shoulders.
At your green light, he gently nudged his cock into your pussy, groaning while savoring how your walls molded around his erection as he slides in slowly. A perfect fit. "I've waited so long for this..." Heizou purred, unable to resist doing a few light ruts into your pussy.
As much as he wanted to throw all caution into the wind and fuck you from night to day, he knew your poor virgin cunt wasn't ready for that yet. He peers down at you with concern. "Doing good down there, sweetheart?"
You hissed at the penetration, digging your fingers into his flesh, luckily it wasn't painful for him... but you weren't all that prepared with his cock filling you out. "Hey, hey... look at you, staying strong while taking me whole... Just take your time, yeah? I'll stay still for you." Heizou peppered your face with little kisses, kneading your breasts to keep your mind off the sting.
Strained groans escaped your lips. "Th... Thank you. I knew this was gonna be painful... I didn't think it'd be this bad..." You tried to play it off with a half-assed laugh, but Heizou can easily through your pitiful attempts to look nonchalant.
"Daww, look at you trying to act tough." Heizou teased, poking your nose, but went back to littering your chest with more hickeys. "You're doing so well, I can't wait to ravage you..."
You let out a strained chuckle between your moans, he was doing so much to make your first time feel good, but you felt like it was your turn to make him feel the same.
You pulled Heizou closer to your body, your breasts pressing up against his chest, running your fringers through Heizou's burgundy hair. "Heizou... you don't have to wait for me... I-I can handle it, I know you're getting impatient."
"You know me too well..." Heizou sighed in defeat, giving you a featherlight kiss on your forehead. "If you say so... If it gets too much, just slap me or something, I'll stop."
"Pfft— Wh... Wait, slap you? Do safe words not exis— Ahh!~" Your words were cut off when Heizou gave a sharp thrust into your pussy, he didn't put much force into it but it still stung a little, he looks down at you with a cheeky grin.
"Just lay back and relax, sweet stuff." Heizou hummed, before slowly moving his hips, giving you shallow thrusts to get used to the odd feeling of his thick and rigid cock dragging against your inner walls. He hisses in pleasure, pushing his cock deeper into your pussy, inch by inch. "Fuuuuck, that feels amazing... I coule stay inside you forever."
You couldn't stop the occasional whimpers and squeaks of pain, but gritted your teeth and endured it. "Ngh~— Heizou..." Your whines were silenced as Heizou captured your lips once more, continuing his shallow thrusts and keeping his pace consistent.
His tongue slipped into your mouth, quickly taking over yours and exploring your wet depths.
Thankfully, it didn't take long for the pain to subside, turning into pleasure as his cock kept rubbing against your tight channel. "Heizou... H... Heizou~" Your moans filled the room, along with the faint sound of skin slapping against skin.
Heizou quickly picked up the change of your tone, and noticed your blushing face had no traces of wincing anymore. In fact, he's noticed your hips were moving along with his.
The kiss broke, a thin line of saliva bridging the tip of your tongue to his. He could feel your cunt clamping down tightly against his cock, and he took that signal as the last signal he needed. "See? I told you it'd feel good... now, hold on tight. Cause' I don't think I can hold myself back anymore." He whispered into your ear.
You were about to ask what Heizou meant because you were too dazed from making out with him earlier, but you quickly snapped out of it when Heizou started picking up the pace. And he wasn't being subtle about it this time.
"Mhh!— hey, sl... slow down!— A-Ah~!" Your hands grappled onto his back, digging your fingers into his shoulder blades hard enough to leave scratches, that only caused Heizou to groan and up his game.
His cock slipped out, and for a moment, you whined at the emptiness. Until he flipped you over onto your stomach. "There we go, can't leave my favorite cake untouched now, can I?" Heizou quipped playfully, before bringing his hand down to slap across both cheeks, elicting a startled squeal from you.
"Wah!— Heizou!—" You hissed with embarrasment, but got cut off by another spank to your ass.
"C'mon, you really expect me to not want to spank your ass? Babe, you really underestimate me~" He cooed, slamming his cock back into your cunt, knocking the air out of your lungs as he decided to start pounding into you ferociously.
Your hands scrambled to grapple onto the bedsheets, trying to stable yourself as Heizou started slamming his cock in and out of you. One of his hands gripped onto your waist firmly, while the other occasionally brought harsh spanks to your ass, admiring the way your cheeks jiggled while hand prints formed on your skin.
No words could describe the immense, blissful pleasure you were experiencing, struggling to even moan as you could only focus on the way he mept pounding into you from behind with reckless abandon. "W— Aah~ Ngh... Hei— Gh—"
"Speechless aren't you?..." Heizou panted out, he would pull his cock out, leaving just the tip inside... And just as quickly as he pulled out, he would swiftly slam his thick cock back into your clenching pussy. "Man alive... I think I've become addicted to this sweet little pussy..."
The bed rocked and creaked under the force of his thrusts, but he could care less as he focused on the way your pussy tightened around his cock deliciously while he drills into you and spanks your ass.
It wasn't until he shifted his position ever so slightly, nudging against that sweet spot you didn't realize you had. "Oh?... I think I found it~" Heizou purred, staying in the position as he continued fucking your pussy, making sure he would slam into your sweet spot with each thrust.
"Wait!— Haa-aah~... N-Not there—!" You begged, the pleasure became overwhelming. Even though you tried putting some distance between your bodies and catch your breath, Heizou wouldn't let up his pounding, constantly hitting your sweet spot again and again.
"Mmmm... fuck, this is everything..." Heizou moaned, having to grab your waist with both hands to keep you pinned against the bed. He could feel his balls drawing up tight, but he was prolonging both of your climax, even if it was making him suffer a little. "You feel it too, don't you?... You're so close... so, so close..."
Delivering one more slap to your ass, Heizou wrapped both arms around your waist, pulling you flush against his chest. His hot breath fanned against your neck as he panted, literally balls deep in your pussy as his thrusts hrew sloppy.
"And fuck... I'm close too... Are you ready? I'm about to fill up this tight pretty pussy with my cum, breed that sweet womb of yours, would you like that? For me to fill you with dozens of my little babies?" Heizou growled lowly against your ears, still frantically rutting into your ravaged pussy while holding you close to him.
You could barely muster a comprehensive word for him, only moans and whimpers coming from your lips.
"Don't hold back anymore, sweetheart— Just let it go~" Heizou moved a hand up to cup one of your breasts, giving it a firm squeeze before sinking his teeth into your neck.
The sudden sting from the bite and the way his cock kept hitting your sweet spot, your body quivered and spasmed as you reached your climax. Your vision blurred, nearly seeing stars as while barely able to scream out Heizou's name with your now hoarse voice.
"[Name]..." Heizou's moan reached your ears as he thrusted his cock deep into you, bottoming out inside of you one last time. His cock spurting out long, thick strings of cum straight into your depths.
As the last drops of cum dripped from his cock, you almost went limp in Heizou's arms as he kept you clothes, your breath mingling with his as you tried to catch your breath.
Heizou rolled onto his back, keeping you against his chest. "That... was everything... I could ever... ask for..." He breathed out, caressing your back, nuzzling his face against your hair. "God, I knew you'd feel amazing... but you were way beyond that..."
You barely had enough energy to let out a weak laugh, dizzy from such an explosive climax. "Speak for yourself..."
Resting in bed for a little longer, your new boyfriend slowly sat up while cradling you. "Tired, babe? Damn— I really took alot out of you, huh? Sorry about that, I really didn't want to hold back, I've been waiting for this moment since I laid eyes on you after all." He chuckled, pressing a kiss against your temple.
"Let's clean you up first, then you can sleep without feeling all sticky and sweaty~" Placing you aside on the bed, Heizou got up from the bed and into the bathroom— preparing a nice, warm bubble bath, only the best for his beloved.
As Heizou returned, he scooped you up into his arms with ease, even after fucking your brains out, he still had quite the energy. Plus, he was handling you so gently and carefully.
He placed you down in the bathtub full of water and bubbles, warmth enveloped you and soothed your weakened body. You purred in content, slowly sinking deeper into the water a little.
"Now you're just taking up the whole tub." Heizou scoffed in amusement, pouring some.
You gave Heizou a lopsided smile with half-lidded eyes. "That's for the spanks." You hummed lazily, but you mustered enough energy to scoot aside, letting your boyfriend join you in the tub from behind.
As he settled in behind you, you laid your head against his chest, a sigh of content escaping your lips. "Can you blame me? You know how many times you gave me blue balls with that whole bakery you carry around all day?~" Heizou laugh, rubbing your shoulders gently. "Besides... I think I left some pretty nice marks~"
Just to play with you, he caressed your sore butt underwater. "Heizou!" You whined, laughing in embarrasment before pinching his cheek. "You need to stop being so goddamn handsy."
"No can do, not when my sweetheart's got the perfect body for my hands~" Heizou purred, smothering you with kisses once more.
Within the intimate setting and atmosphere, Heizou began bathing you while you relaxed in his embrace. Each touch was laced with gentle care as he pampered you, occasionally showering you with random kisses here and there, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
After a long deserved bath, Heizou wrapped a fluffy towel around your nude body and dried you up to the best of his ablities, before bringing you back to bed. "Thanks, Heiz... I think I would've passed out smelling like shit if you didn't take care of me." You purred, nuzzling up against Heizou as he carried you.
"Mmm... I dunno, I kinda like it when you smelled like my sweat and cum~" Placing you down back on his bed, Heizou lazily slipped on some clean clothes, tossing the dirty ones into a laundry basket.
You scoffed in amusement and continued drying yourself off with the towel. "...Hey, hang on..." You muttered, looking around the bedroom in search of—
"Hehehe~" You snapped your head towards Heizou, seeing him dangle your precious undergarments between his fingers, that same cheeky and smug look on his face.
As much as you tried to glare at him, you couldn't resist the laugh erupting from your still slightly sore throat. "Can you stop being a little shit for one second?" You wheezed out between laughs.
"Chill, babe! I'm just gonna clean these tomorrow morning... and maybe keep them in my closet just in case~" The burgundy haired male tossed your dirty clothes into the basket. "Besides, I like it when you're naked! Shows off thise pretty marks I left on your body... and ass~"
"I'm freezing." You chuckled, keeping the towel around your body. "You can look at those marks later."
With a dramatic sigh, Heizou reluctantly rummaged through his closet and picked a thick hoodie that easily dwarfed your whole body. "Mmmm... much better." You hummed after slipping it on, taking a quick whiff of Heizou's lingering cologne. "C'mon... I'm still sore..."
"Fine by me..." Heizou plopped himself down next to you, immediately wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you flush against his chest, cuddling you affectionately. "Ah... You smell just like me..."
"...Y'know, I still have more energy~" Heizou wriggled his eyebrows, his hands slowly slipping down to grope your ass once more. Sure, he was partially joking, but Heizou did have quite the impressive stamina.
"And I don't." You chuckled, cradling his face and giving him a smooch on the lips.
Even with the kiss, Heizou pouted, trying to win you over by giving you 'puppy eyes'. "...Can we at least do it again tomorrow?"
Your cheeks burned with embarrasment, a sigh leaving your lips. You did want to have more intimate moments with Heizou alone... and feel that same cock drilling you over and over again. "Fine, fine... we can do it again tomorrow, maybe a few extra rounds if I still have stamina after the first one."
"Yaaay!~" Heizou cheered, a goofy grin appearing on his handsome features.
"For now, how about we just... go to bed? Like this?" You wrapped your arms around Heizou, snuggling up him, practically melting in his warm embrace.
Your boyfriend squeezed you gently, burying his face into your hair. "Alright, alright... time for bed..."
"...I love you, Heizou." You whispered into his ears, and those simple words never failed to make his heart skip a beat. This was truly a dream come true; You were all his and he was all yours. And nothing will ever change that beautiful fact.
"Everytime you're working with Heizou, you find yourself getting stared at and pestered by him. Sure, it gets a little uncomfortable whenever he clings onto you throughout your shift together, but you don't mind it too much. He's practically your body guard, keeping you safe you from any creeps and perverts... excluding himself, of course."
Heizou might be a red flag BUT WE'RE COLOURBLIND SO IT'S FINE
Aftercare bc Heizou is still a green flag <3
yes i was indulging myself with this
Gender neutral reader (But there'll be mentions of p*ssy and n*pples, It's easier for me to write NSFW things when I use fem/male terms, I try my best to avoid these words as much as I could tho)
St*Iking
B*ting
M*st*rb*tion
Br**ding k*nk
Sp*nking
Cr**mp*e
P*nty theft
Unprotected s*x
Virgin reader
im goin all out fellas this ur final warning
He's a degenerate. We're degenerates. Everyone's a degenerate.
A/N: Tradition is tradition. I'm a pretty rusty with my NSFW writing tho, but I couldn't resist doing at least ONE smut fic for my husband alone.
A/N 2: its ur final warning, on GOD i did NOT hold back with the kinkiness and u will be warned.
Felt that the post was getting really long and I'm a bit worried about whether or not you guys just want to read the porn without the plot lol, so I'm splitting it into part 2 here— don't worry, the smut starts right off the bat ;)
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Working at a popular coffee shop that was understaffed is always a hassle, your manager was always stingy about their choice of employees, but that just meant you don't have to worry about your own salary— the less employees there are, the higher your pay.
You find yourself working full time from 9 to 10, tiring as it may be, at least you had another employee helping you; A part-timer attending the college from across the street.
Shikanoin Heizou, who had apparently pestered your manager to arrange his every single one of his shifts to match yours.
A double-edged sword situation for sure. There wasn't a single day at that café where Heizou wouldn't try to attach himself to you.
You're washing dishes? He'll help you wash untouched utensils! Cleaning the table? Don't worry, he'll help rearrange the already arranged chairs. Whatever excuse he had, it was all just to follow you around whenever he could.
You didn't see anything special about yourself worthy for Heizou's attention, not when you've seen the dozens of pretty and smart students in his academy visiting the café.
Although, you don't really mind... dating someone handsome and intelligent like Heizou has always been a little thought at the back of your head. He's often trying to stir up conversations with you and even offered to handle the annoying customers that were attempting to hit on you. Admittedly, you might have a slight crush on him.
But, you didn't pursue the thought, he was just your peer, it's not like this would escalate any further.
It was another day at the café and once again, you stood behind the counter with the burgundy haired male himself, he was watching you trying to get the cash register and the connected digital tablet to function.
"Gimme me a minute, someone probably got the cables all jumbled up again..." You grumbled to yourself, eventually trailing down to the ball of cables tangled up at the bottom of the counter.
Meanwhile, standing right behind your bent form, Heizou grins at the provocative sight. If he didn't want to risk getting a restraining order, Heizou wouldn't mind giving that plump ass of yours a much needed smack or try to get another peek and see what kind of underwear you're wearing today. His favorites were the green ones that matched his eyes and framed your hips beautifully.
He'll have to hold himself back, like the many times before. "...Take your time, I got a good view." Heizou chuckled, even if he couldn't lay his hands on you yet, he can still relentlessly weasel his way into your heart in other ways.
You suppressed a sigh, unscrambling the wires and finding the cable to the machine, plugging it back before standing up. Your cheeks burned as you could feel his gaze settled on your rear, and this wasn't the first time you felt it... and to be honest, you're not exactly complaining either.
Not when he always sends you pictures of him showing his muscles and handsome faces smiling back at you. And every single time, you saved those to a private album.
"Can you go clean the kitchen? I'll handle cleaning the display case this time." You ushered Heizou to his duties after his predictable whining session, but he could never say no to your cute pout.
And as you cleaned the case diligently, he quietly admires you from afar. You make everything look so effortless; Handling customer complaints, dealing with rush hours and even when things were going horribly wrong, you knew just what to do to gets things back on track while joking around.
It's always a relief with you around, he could barely tolerate his other co-worker's shenanigans— their incompetence as he's left to do everything else, just like his classmates during group projects. He loves the way you can still manage things on your own
But that's not to say he hates it when you come to him for help, he really likes it when you depend on him from time to time, it gives him a sense of... dominance over you.
It was your heart he wants. And he wants it desperately. It's just that he can't help being a pervert sometimes when your pretty face and sexy body is being flaunted at him 24/7.
Once you were done with cleaning the display case, you were about to close it when you felt a presence looming over you— a pair of arms caging you in. You hitched a breath, muscles tensing and your face grows hotter.
"Hm? My bad, just thought you could use some help with cleaning the counter~" Heizou's hot breath fanned against your neck, his chest pressed against your back, letting you feel those muscles you've been staring a lot lately.
Something hard presses up against your rear, the unmistakable twitch was enough to give you a hint at the state you've left Heizou in, all because you bent over once or twice.
His chuckles rang through your ears, his hand slowly gliding across the smooth wooden surface of the counter. Your heartbeat pounded rapidly against your ribcage, fingers clutching onto the dirty cloth you were holding.
Just as you were trying to savor the comforting warmth of his embrace and the feeling of being safe in his muscular arms, he pulls away abruptly. "All done!" He quipped cheerfully, walking away to continue with his other tasks, his mocking whistles echoing through the café.
You stood there, dumbfounded and flustered. Probably a little horny.
It's not the first time he's been this bold. He's always been touchy with you, even pinning you once or twice by 'accident'. But this time... he was closer than usual, and he was touching you as he wiped the counter surface... Those hands, he knew what he was doing. And he reveled in your embarrassment.
That damned tease.
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"...My eyes are up here." You deadpanned.
"I know." Heizou responded casually, his gaze still fixed on your exposed cleavage.
You rolled your eyes, but there was nothing you could do about it anyways. You've complained to your manager a couple times already and gave up when all he gave Heizou was multiple warnings, at most a slap on the wrist.
Heizou's lucky he's incredibly attractive, and still a rather 'respectful' pervert. Even if he was a degenerate at most times, he's still a great friend that cares deeply for you. He would always immediately drop his annoying and perverted attitude when you're about to collapse from work.
At this point, you kind of liked being ogled at by him. He makes you feel wanted. Desired. It's nice to be someone's priority for a change. But you tried to not dwell on it too much, just a few more months and Heizou might leave his part-time position to focus on his studies.
"Don't worry, I gave him a black eye on the way out." Heizou added with a shrug. "Now he can't ogle at you anymore."
"What— Y-You gave that guy a black eye!?" You stammered, panic clear in your eyes. While you were glad Heizou was always there to protect you from rowdy and other perverted customers, you were a little more worried for those customers.
Heizou was a black belt martial artist, and recently, you learned one of his hobbies was boxing.
You've seen him break someone's arm once just for shoving you harshly. Heizou doesn't seem to regret any of his 'violent protection' either, even if his pay gets deducted a few times, so as long as you're safe it's all worth it.
If anyone's gonna be a pervert or touch you, it's gonna be Heizou. He's the only one allowed to have such a precious privilege.
"Eh, I think the boss won't mind this time. He's changed the rules that as long as a customer's harassing anyone, I can kick their ass." Heizou snorted, a smug grin on his face. Another great privilege.
Heizou leans over and pokes your nose. "And you know me, I know you see me as a little shit, but I'll always protect you." His laughter soothes your worries immediately. "And hey, if you want, I can track him down and break his legs for walking close to you."
"Yeah, just let him be before you get thrown to jail." You sighed in both exasperation and amusement, you relaxed slightly at the sight of his sweet smile. "Thanks again for always keeping me safe..."
"No biggie, can't let anyone else hit on my girl after all." Heizou puffed his chest out pridefully, and you could see the faint outlines of his muscles.
Damn... now you're the pervert. Heizou was a really bad influence on you... and you love it.
"Anyways, let's go close up the café." You quickly stood up before you attempt to peek at the bulge between his legs again. It was always so prominent when you're close to him.
"What? No thank-you kiss? Or even a grateful hug?..." Heizou whined with a mock pout, getting up and following you. "...Maybe even a—"
"We'll talk about your thank you gift when we finish closing up." You scoffed sarcastically, but that was enough for Heizou to take your words seriously and help you clean up the place quickly.
And Heizou was extremely motivated, having finished his share of tasks before you even finished half of yours.
So there he stood behind the counter, watching you once again and admiring the way your hips swayed while you walked, the slight jiggle of your curves when you jogged over to clean the next spot.
"So, my gift is another good view? I should take a pic." Heizou purred, eyes zeroing in on your chest once more. "Add another one to the album~"
"I think your album's full already." You snorted, not bothering to look at Heizou and check on whether or not he was actually taking a picture of your ass again.
Not like he was gonna bother deleting the picture anyways, you knew he had a dirty little album full of pictures of you and your body.
But once you're done, a pair of strong arms was wrapped around your waist, before you were pulled flushed against a certain someone's chest. "Welp, now that you're done and it's just us, how about a little cuddle session before we clock out?" He cooed, resting his chin on your shoulder, squeezing you affectionately.
You yelped in surprise, cheeks flushing bright red for the umpteenth time before rolling your eyes in defeat. "If I gave you a hug, will that be a good enough thank you?..."
"Hey, that's the same gift for the past 2 weeks! I'm not progressing any closer to a kiss on the lips!" Heizou whined in a overdramatic manner, lightly rocking you side to side while still hugging you.
"...Maybe you'll let me give you a ride home instead." The redhead's tone shifted to a more worried tone, a genuine one. "It's dark outside and it sounds like a heavy rain outside."
You turned to look at the pitch black void on the other side of the window nearby, accompanied by the sound of raindrops lightly tapping on the class. You grimaced, your best friend always picked you up from work, but they were out of town today.
"...Well, I— uhh... really appreciate that, but I can just hail a cab—"
"Like hell I'd let any shit eating fuckers have the smallest opportunity to kidnap my girl." Heizou's voice dropped low into a growl, his arms tightening around your waist ever so slightly. "...Please just let me bring you home. I promise, I won't do anything, I just wanna make sure you're home safely."
You let out an exasperated sigh, sure you had the survival instincts of a carpet and can't really fight, but you felt like Heizou might be a little too overprotective now.
"Alright, alright, if it helps you sleep at night." You gave up in the end, at least you didn't have to spend money.
"Great! Gimme a sec, I'll go grab my keys~" Heizou chirped, reluctantly releasing your waist after giving it one more squeeze. God, you were just too cute.
Soon, you were in the passenger's seat with Heizou driving. Although you were half-listening to whatever he was talking about, you felt oddly... safe in his presence. Nearly falling asleep at the sound of his voice geeking over some detective novels.
"Awh, I was hoping to keep you here a little longer." Heizou huffed as he pulled up to your apartment.
"Well... I don't mind getting a free ride home from you next time." You picked up my belongings, getting out of the car as Heizou quickly followed suit. Just to make sure you're back home safely, of course
"Deal! My car's always open to take you home!~" He quipped.
The walk to your unit was a short one, you were glad the elevators worked this time and didn't leave you stuck with Heizou. "...Uhm, thanks again— for, uh... both protecting me from that guy earlier this morning and taking me home... I appreciate it." You gave Heizou a shy smile, a part of you now wishing he drove a little slower.
"My pleasure, [nickname]. Take a goooood long rest now, you look like you need it." Ruffling your hair, Heizou waved goodbye and turned to leave while you rummaged through your bag for the keys...
"...Shit. Shit! Shit, damnit!" You panicked while muttering under your breath, frantically digging through your belongings for the keys. Shit, they're back at the café.
Before Heizou could press the elevator button, he heard your dilemma, stopping himself— before letting out an amused laugh that he couldn't suppress for a second.
"Heizou!" You hissed in annoyance, your face red with embarrassment.
"Relax, relax, I'm not judging you... kinda." Heizou snorted and rolled his eyes, hands in his pockets. "You forgot your keys at the café, I assume?"
You groaned in defeat, your head resting on the door and your shoulders slouching. So close, yet, so far. "Can you just... take me back to get it."
"You do remember the café's sensors prevent anyone from entering after closing hours, right?" Heizou reminded, curse your manager's good investing in those sensors!
You let out another groan, repeatedly facepalming yourself while muttering 'stupid, stupid, stupid!'.
"Hey now don't ruin on that pretty face." Heizou chuckled, walking back to you so he could stop you from giving yourself a concussion. "Just crash over at place, I don't mind."
You rose your brow, looking up at Heizou with a cautious, and rather judgmental, look. "...This is just a ploy to take me to your home, isn't it."
"It's definitely bed time for everyone else, plus, I'll make sure you're comfy~" Heizou hummed with a cheeky look. Your neighbors were already asleep by now, you'd hate to interrupt their sleep... but you're also afraid of bothering Heizou. "Don't worry, I live alone in my dorms, I have spare clothes for you to wear if you need. Plus, I can cook up dinner if you're hungry."
And just like that, you conceded. Sneaking you into campus was surprisingly easy— and now, you stood awkwardly in the middle of Heizou's dorm, watching him toss his bag aside to enter the kitchen.
"Make yourself at home! Don't worry, you don't have to act like you're in an art museum, you can touch whatever you want." Heizou's teasing voice rang out from his kitchen.
You hesitantly sat down on the couch and took the free time to examine his dorm, he lived on his own as he said, and you were aware of how much of a nerd he could be at some times.
There were an abundant amount of books on his shelves next to the gold medals and trophies with his name on them, proudly on display. Heizou's achievements were no doubt beyond amazing, and you can't help but feel a little envious.
"Oh, don't pout so much— those academics and sports trophies were from way back when I was a measly little kid. I've been focusing more on exams and work now." Heizou's voice snapped you out of your thoughts, including the smell of delicious food. "I made you something light, but it should still be fulfilling."
You joined Heizou at the table, marveling at the simple dish presented in front of you; Though, you're just incredibly hungry. "You've been really really generous today, Heizou." You spoke, raising a brow at the male sitting from across you.
"What? Can't I treat my gorgeous, talented, sweet, cute and amazing girl?" He cooed.
"I'm not any of those." You responded with a sigh as you began eating. "Besides, you're the one with hundreds of academic certificates and gold medals."
"Don't put yourself down so much, [nickname]. You could be a model with that pretty face of yours y'know? Maybe win a few contests." Heizou suggested.
You can't help but let out a little chuckle of amusement at the idea. "Maybe, with my work experiences and all... but I don't think I'll be qualified for modelling."
"Of course you are! If you're not 'qualified' yet, my college has training courses for modelling— You'll surely get in easily~" Heizou wriggled his eyebrows, trying to win you over with those pearly whites.
"Eh, I don't think it's for me either." You shrugged it off. "Thanks for the suggestions anyways, but... I think I'm doing alright."
Heizou sighed in defeat, he was hoping to have you spend more time with him, you'd do really well in college with your hardworking personality. "I guess you're really content with such a simple life... is there something you really want?"
You lowered your gaze to your bowl, pondering quietly as you thought about what you would really want in your life. You got a good job with a decent pay, amazing friends... "...I guess a significant other would be nice— get married, maybe have a family and grow old together..."
Heizou gave you that dumb, big grin, gesturing to himself in an exaggerating fashion. You can't help but let out a little laugh at how hard he was pushing it. "Heizou..."
"Y'know you love me~" Heizou teased with a wink, he... certainly wasn't wrong the slightest. But isn't he out of your league? "And I'll always be waiting for you to accept me, sweetheart!~"
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A/N: Felt that the post was getting really long and I'm a bit worried about whether or not you guys just want to read the porn without the plot lol, so I'm splitting it into part 2 here— don't worry, the smut starts right off the bat ;)
