Doodles that Kombat!

Doodles that are good AND bad! I do requests!

[doodlekombat]

Mortal Kombat AU where everything is exactly the same except scorpion yells “You’re over there”

[amerrymezzo-deactivated20230106]

Hanzo barely understands him when he’s sober. This is just asking too much of him. 

Lmfao i giggled so much drawing this out. Based on this post  

[doodlekombat]

Mortal Kombat Au where everything is exactly the same except johnny cage's name is John Cagey

[j4ya]

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00  10. been in a fist fight: $10.00  11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00  16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

(via ironnbull, she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[doodlekombat]

Broke up with her, everything is okay now mostly. Just gotta deal w/ my own body now.

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Im not trying to scare anybody but im really worried I might have breast cancer. It’s not unlikely but there are also plenty of benign breast problems that could explain stuff but im really nervous... I want to try to see a doctor but my next appointment is in september and I don’t know if the doctorscare place can help me... Im really nervous...

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Hey guys! My family found this chocolate lab puppy out by 302 (In South Carolina), she had a tight collar and we can’t seem to find the owners, we’re worried she was being let go of by her owners. We CANNOT keep her and we don’t want to have to give her to the pound!

She’s super friendly and excitable! She needs a lot of love and attention and absolutely loves people! She may not be good around small kids though as she likes to jump up onto you for kisses!

Even if you can’t take her or don’t live in SC please share this so we can find her a home! If you’re interested please text me @ [phone] or message me on tumblr!

[doodlekombat]

One day I swear I'm gonna get this tattooed on my right shoulder blade. Its redrawn from another peice but I had to add a bottom to the helment along with doing the watercolor sploching around the edges. The bottom sploches are good too but I might try to get a gray, turquoise, and brighter blue sploches alone the top and right side where the yellow is at.

[doodlekombat]

Aannbddd today has suddenly gone downhill and im not doing okay

[equated]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

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Doodle’s Misadventures Masterpost

Warning for Drug Use and Mature topics!

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• One time I accidently broke up a disfunctional couple because even though I told the guy I had no intrest in him and a I reassured the girl I'm pretty much a lesbian, she still got super fucking pissed at me for trying to take her man because I passed out with my head on his shoulder on the way home from church. This was during a period where I blacked out and also had super bad insomnia so I was fine finding sleep where I could. Turns out not only did the guy flirt with literally any girl he could, but the girl would get pissed if a girl so much as looked in his direction.

• Adam, the one from Australia, got me 4 steam games for my birthday including 'To the Moon', 'Slender: The Arrivial', and two other horror games I don't recall. He said he got me To The Moon to make up for the horror games and I asked him why he wanted me to cry and he responded, "Yes."

• A guy once felt entilted to me because we were the only two people we knew who had even heard of 'Tales of Xilla' and he got pissed that I didnt want to date him. I had to block him on Facebook again recently for cussing at me about how I didn't use the right colors for a picture and how artistic style doesn't exist.

• Just a small fun fact here: my real full name is Hannah Mae Hallman, online I normally go by Emil or Emilian Lornen. When I was dating a minecraft youtuber I had starting going by Mjay Air Lorenzi. I'm still MJ to some.

• In AP Calculus we had two Hannahs in the class so I told the teacher I could go by my middle name to make it easier for him. He then proceeded to call me 'Meg' for two days and the class corrected him and discovered that 'Hannah Mae' sounded like 'Anime' (which is what I was known for) and then I switched classes because I couldn't live with that for a full year.

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Doodle’s Misadventures Masterpost

Warning for Drug Use and Mature topics!

• I danced at a strip club once, I had gone with a couple friends for her birthday and the lovely lady asked if I would dance on stage with her. I said that I would, and at one point we we’re getting a lot of money thrown at us ‘cause people were really proud of me for going up I guess, but the dancer was trying to put a few dollars in my underwear strap, like at my hip ya know? And you know what the fuck I was wearing that night?? bloomers. Actual bloomers. And that was literally the most embaressing thing I’ve ever had happen.

• I’ve done shrooms before, its not fantastic, I don’t recommend it. While I was tripping I contacted Adam, an older male from australia who has a big thing for me and who I try to avoid, and I skype called him. Theres a video of a waffle falling over that made me cry because apparently ‘it was such a good waffle’. Now when I hear about the video I get emotional.

• I wondertraded on pokemon x recently, and ended up getting a Shiny Zapados named ‘#teminstinct’and I’ve died a little inside.

• When I was 13/14 idk which, I went to a Blood On The Dance Floor concert and met thr band members. I also ended up pretending that I didn’t speak english to avoid talking to a homeless person.

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CrackPair Interactions

I’m in a pretty shitty state right now and wanted to cheer myself up by writing more interactions, so I decided to do some for the crack ships. 

ZaiKo (Zaidaan/Feng, the Problem Causers) 

Feng: Gonna show me what you can really do with those claws? Zaidaan: I worry about you at times, Feng. Feng: Well one of us should. 

Feng: Can’t wait to introduce you to the family. Zaidaan: And what would you say, pray tell? Feng: Hello loved ones, here’s some teeth and a face attached. Have at him. 

Zaidaan: Do not say it- Feng: I give you the chills, don’t I? Zaidaan: I am breaking up with you.

Zaidaan: I do not understand your Earthrealm courtship. I hope you realize this. Feng: Oh it’s easy. Lavish me with lots of affection, kisses and presents and I won’t change the locks on our door.  Zaidaan: And all I asked for was a kiss before bed. 

Surdaan (Sura x Zaidaan, Edenian OutKasts.) 

Zaidaan: Allow me to guess, here to steal my heart? Sura: You find me that unoriginal?  Zaidaan: Well, there’s no point in changing something perfect. 

Zaidaan: What is it that you want, mahi?  Sura: The love and attention of my significant other? Zaidaan: What is it that you really want, mahi?

Sura: How did you find me? Zaidaan: I followed the scent of bitterness and rage and followed it here.  Sura: Aww.

Sura: Shall we dance, my finely toothed love? Zaidaan: Only if you stop calling me “finely toothed.”  Sura: As you wish, my largely fanged love. 

UmbFang (Umbra x Fang, the Lin Kuei Loves) 

Umbra: You want me to wrestle you into the ground? Fang: What are you implying? Umbra: That you suck and you’re going down. 

Umbra: You really think you can beat me? Fang: Loser pays for dinner. Umbra: Honey, you got better things to be spending your money on.

Fang: And how are we today, my precious snowflake? Umbra: You’re the one with the ice powers, remember? Fang: Oh right. And how are we today my lord of darkness?

Fang: Every time I look at you I feel like melting. Umbra: That wasn’t funny the first six times you said it. Fang: It’s still every bit as true. 

AkiFeng (Feng x Akira, Sass Central) 

Feng: So I’m liking your idea of a date.  Akira: Madness and mayhem your thing, huh? Feng: Well I’d get bored if everything was too normal for too long. 

Feng: Just because you’re my boyfriend doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on you. Akira: Well I’d love to see you at your hardest, sweetheart. Feng: Awfully proud of yourself for that one, aren’t you?

Akira: Your family seemed very….. iffy about me. Feng: Can’t possibly imagine why, darling. Akira: It is a mystery. 

Akira: You want me to warm you up, babe? Feng: No thanks. I like being an icy bastard. Keeps things interesting.  Akira: Can’t argue with you there. 

JuneKo (June x Feng, Small and Aggressive.)

June: The Lin Kuei warrior.  Feng: Your Lin Kuei warrior, you mean.  June: Well aren’t you just adorable?

June: The sight of you makes me tremble. Feng: In good ways, I hope.  June: Oh no. It’s all revulsion. I hate you that much. 

Feng: So Zaidaan’s not happy with me, I see.  June: He’s only concerned about my well being. He’ll come around. Feng: Not to my door to kill me, I hope.

Feng: Loser buys dinner. June: Well if you insist, Feng.  Feng: Yeah, I love you too, sweetheart. 

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[doodlekombat]

Figured I'd entertain the idea of Tarkatan!June and the new pencils are fantastic~ next I'll be attempting to draw older June and reincarnated Zaidaan (Zed). o(^_^)o

[pissyeti]

Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think best represents you into your ask box.

[micaxiii]

Do it

[doodlekombat]

Please? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

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Basically I tried to make myself into a mk character im p certain it was worth it! ;^_^A