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SO ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS BASICALLY CANON WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT SHIP OR,,

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my hand hurts ~

So lush has actually managed to fit all of time and space into a bath bomb and I’m fully planning on floating through this galaxy FOREVER 🔮✨

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this image is so thick with intrigue

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two possibilities here, i think:

a. seymour has a hunch that his cosigns are plotting some sort of coup and pretends to fall into a deep sleep to catch them red-hoofed as they discuss their treachery

b. seymour swallowed a marble and fell ill and these are his royal surgeons debating how to get it out of him

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RIP Harvey Ball, inventor of the smiley face 🙂 (1921-2001)

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ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen

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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

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It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

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Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

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And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!