DOODLESQUEAK

Hi I have a name I live in a place and I like stuff

[doodlesqueak]

Oliver

[doodlesqueak]

Sleepy #cat

[fuckyou-lucyf0rd-deactivated201]

Christmas plans sorted…

[oyesiam1]

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

source

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

[iraffiruse]

[pocketbeastie-deactivated202207]

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

[gifmethat]

[lesbianlove07-deactivated201507]

Always reblog

[pk---love]

[nasod-bird]

PINK PIECE OF SHIT I’M DYING.

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

[nowacking]

Good Guy Burglar

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

[op-tf]

Look out, it’s Alduin’s secret attack! Supreme Spin Cyclone Cupcake Bonanza Funtime!

[rift-in-the-warp-deactivated201]

What makes this even funnier is how it looks like the dragon is getting sick from spinning so fast.

[thecooltrashcat]

It literally throws up fire

[ahorrorstorycircle]

[danbutt]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

so thats what its called

[unamusedsloth]

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

[elysedc]

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