We join Kakyoin as he follows the tragic saga of Jotaro & Polnareff, in the daytime drama, “Crusaders of Love“ O Dear Jotaro (Jotaro Jotaro) You are the one, I know (One I know One I know) Graceful like a dove (Like a dove Like a dove) You are the one I love ( O Jota Oh Jotaro) Please don’t cry Jotaro you’re a nice man you see you’ve been so good to me but I must go into the world to search for the stand arrows now and you can’t come because you don’t speak French au revoir But if you leave Pol, Who will take me to Morioh, who’ll take me to Morioh Pol? I have a new coat and hat, and some dolphin-shaped coat pins, who will take me to Morioh I’ll take you to Morioh Jotaro Please don't go I must Don't go I must Don't Must Don't don't Must must O Dear Jotaro (Jotaro Jotaro) You are the one, I know (One I know One I know) Graceful like a dove (Like a dove Like a dove) You are the one I love ( O Jota Oh Jotaro) O Dear Jotaro (Jotaro Jotaro) My Koibito (Koibito Koibito) I’d take you to the prom (To the prom, to the prom) I’d also bang your mom (Dude you’ve got some issues) Polnareff, I’ve learned French You have? Me oui, Je baise les dauphins, voir? Oui oui, monami I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and search for the stand arrows now? Yes, but first Pol, will you take me to Morioh O Pol, will you take me to Morioh I can’t swim You can’t? No I must go Please don't go I must Don't go I must Don't Must Don't don't Must must O dear Jotaro (Jotaro Jotaro) You are the one- Kakyoin? What are you doing? Just watching a little TV, Mr Joestar . Well maybe you should read a book. Yeah Okay O Jotaro, I’ve learned to swim Yare Yare Daze
Your name is BRUNO BUCCIARATI and you’re the Capo of the BODYGUARD TEAM. The boss has assigned you the very important task of escorting his daughter to him. You can only hope that this mission will go smoothly.
“GIORNO I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO COME TO FLORIDA”
aka some incredibly disjointed doodles i drew wondering what would have happened if Josuke and Giorno arrived in florida to help their extra emo uncle / great-great grand son and tiniest sib Jolyne respectively.
like who wasnt pissed off when pucci goes ‘jotaro had a short life’ LIKE EXCUSE ME NOT WHILE IM AROUnD. like really. josuke not showing up to florida when joot’s in a coma? PLEASE. Giorno not being in Florida AT ALL? PLEASE???? also GE requiem is a seriously powerful stand and im betting it could kick pucci’s ass. also pucci would totally fanboy over giorno and giorno would hate it to bits and in this essay i will
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