Persephone Valhalla

Ex kink blog that survived the purge now I'm a normal person I guess

[dresupi]

[kiwisoap]

nephew telling me about his girlfriend’s half-husky half-german shepherd dog that she got recently: “Yeah he’s a great dog but he’s really hard to walk, he hates being on a leash he just pulls constantly”

me: “are you walking him with a harness?”

him: “Yeah why?”

me: “Blake…. huskies…. are sled dogs”

him:

me: “selectively bred for hundreds of years to pull in harnesses”

him: “OH”

[veterinaryshitposting]

[homoidiotic]

i miss my boyfriend

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey guys i know i just asked for help with my own doctor appointment so i’m really sorry but i have to get my cat an x-ray to see if his bowels are obstructed and it’s gonna be $500+ and i could just really use a hand, if it is obstructed idk how much more it’s gonna be and i’m tearing my hair out with worry for this big dumb baby

Go to paypal.me/larsmax and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i also have cashapp ($larsaddams) and venmo (@larsmax) i am so sorry to do this again i am just really desperate to get my cat healthy and safe and worried completely sick about him

[cheaphalloweencostume]

we’re back in the vet ER after his condition didn’t improve and i’m looking at at least another couple hundred dollars just for the assessment alone, i feel awful asking again just after a holiday and everything and i appreciate everything everyone has done for us so far, you are all super amazing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

he has to be hospitalized and have bloodwork run which is going to cost $2000 minimum so i am kind of freaking out at the moment but i am very hopeful that being on an IV drip for his dehydration and whatnot will get him feeling better and they can figure out what the real problem is

[cheaphalloweencostume]

one last reblog i hope! vet called and said he’s better today and is eating and pooping and i can come pick him up, which means i’m gonna have to pay the other half of his huge bill, thank you guys SO SO SO MUCH for the donations and boosts and support i’ve gotten thus far, i seriously would’ve had a complete meltdown if it wasn’t for the amazing people lending me a hand right now

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[weavemama]

[hibiscussuccubus]

NOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYY

[iggykoopa666]

‪boy im talking to: i was bragging about you to my coworkers they all think youre really cute‬

me: editing a pic of mung daal to look like luigi‬

[anodomani]

I hhhhave a, contribution to make

[spooky-jumpropes]

[friendlyoceanmower]

Too late guys

[bygonebestiary-deactivated20160]

giorno giovanna sucks

he has almost no personality, didn’t do jack shit until the horrible asspull at the end, and what little personality he has is that of a fucking intolerable hypocrite coward who makes other people fight his own battles for him

yall only like him because he’s ~*~cute uwu~*~ and he’s jonathan and dio’s son so you can use him as a prop in fanart with those two

[tearticket-deactivated20160105]

[cassrielghost]

this is funny but i uh agree giorno’s trash

[diavolo-relatable-deactivated20]

[whitmanic]

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

[alexoun-blog1]

This post makes me want to rob you

[whitmanic]

What and earn all of ten dollars?

[slatestarscratchpad]

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

[runcibility]

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

[nl]

[jetstream-tormod]

Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

[herzspalter]

I recently made that pic of Risotto in only his undies and socks and thought I could draw the other assassins like that too because literally nobody asked me to do that, but I like drawing socks so we gotta live with that

[hibiscussuccubus]

Does... prosciutto not wear undies???

[monstermonstre]

gender: addams

[tumbiruserplzza-deactivated2022]

assigned goth at birth

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[thelifeandtimesofanephilim]

Y’all don’t understand. She beat his ass with a table. The table broke. She beat him with household objects and he had to be taken away in an ambulance. So literally, good for her. She destroyed this man.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

She also poured shampoo on his face. She fucked him right the hell up.

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

i wish the pigeon fandom had the same amount of support as the frog fandom

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

just look into this face and tell me into isn’t the face of God herself

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

If you cannot appreciate this art then you are proof that government propaganda works

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

i blocked all the pigeon haters that this post uncovered. i dont need your hate in my gorgeously pigeon filled world :)

[gardeninthevoid]

@theres-some-joke-to-every-joke

[hibiscussuccubus]

Why is there a fandom dedicated to government drones?

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[zippiestrock]

“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for

[naamahdarling]

They did very well when introduced to Australia.