I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB

switched blogs

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[sugarcull]

getting into drawing clothes

[furryprovocateur]

"what kind of drugs were they on" = unfunny, overused, often said by mormons

"what kind of cock were they sucking" = wow this is new and refreshing, i like this

[okadaizoirl]

until i read the third tag i was hearing the most wise shit in the universe. then it just became the most insightful driving advice finally put to words, still a net gain

[komaedalovemail]

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

[podcastbrainrotdad]

I made this graphic to convince my brother to watch dunmeshi.

[liquidtoxicmetal]

Homestuck in my sketchbook??!!! NO WAY‼️‼️

[axolotleo]

for anyone not on twitter I need you all to know Jason Ritter is having a live tweet breakdown over the book of bill stuff

so clearly the fandom is doing GREAT

[dopaminegyro]

logged into my old acc bc i was fuckin around in some of my priv servers n its so fun looking at the profiles of people i dont talk to anymore .... god i hope that friend group completely fell apart there was only like 3 people left anyway n two of em were siblings LMAO

[roseverdict]

they make me unwell <3

[callmeethaniguess]

op I don’t mean to intrude on your post but this made me realize something crazy

They literally used the brothers code for censorship, and it translates to “Oh Disney”

I can’t stand this show bro /pos

[toreabore]

11 more to go hooray

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

i just saw a trans dude like My Age say some shit like "im a trans man and im bisexual so theoretically i could date women but then i would be subjecting them to having to date a man and i dong want anyone to suffer that much" and ive seen so many similar videos on my fyp from trans boys so if ur a trans boy reading this i love u its okay to be a man. ur not a monster ur great transitioning wont make you abusive or anything i promise its okay to be a man

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Being a man makes you Contaminated In Some Way and women having romantic contact with men are Suffering” is radfem koolaid.

[thecottageinthedark]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[tlirsgender]

Kind of obsessed with how hayloft managed to be an Overused Character Playlist Song considering it's really describing a specific ass situation. You can't all be starting in the hayloft a creaking

[tlirsgender]

I'm not even a hater it's just odd to me. Yknow. You're gonna go far kid can apply to any character if you squint & it's like yeah, alright. How many of your blorbos are fucking in a barn and getting shot by their girlfriend's dad. Surely not many!

[tlirsgender]

It's like if we all started assigning our faves pinball wizard like I don't think that's true in most cases

[mobiitez]

[mobiitez]

Are you telling me I’ve been saying it wrong this WHOLE time….

EVERYONE GO HOME POST CANCELLED ‼️‼️ 😭😭

[mobiitez]

I SAID POST CANCELLED WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL HERE

[ceruleanterrapin]

[klapollo]

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

[klapollo]

TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.

So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"

(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"

(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).

IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!

[konoko]

do ppl still love unconditionally and endlessly or is that not cool anymore