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mkaiser323

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

iamdone9

Being a dick even to demons

sixteen-walls

MORDECAI MADE A CAMEO IN AN ADVENTURE TIME EPISODE THIS IS WHY I WAS BORN FRIENDS

vanemuine-deactivated20240324

If someone tells you that they don’t like to be touched, that’s not an open invitation for you to keep touching them because you think it’s funny.

dopedefendorsnickersnee

Thank god someone said it.

I hate it when people touch me.

Well, not hate, I just really dont like it.

It scares me, it makes me feel uncomfortable and at times when you go to touch me unexpectedly I feel like you're going to hit me and it makes me terrified.

Dont do this.

I get scared and I dont like it.

-Now on the topic of tickling-

I dont like it when people tickle me because they do it to the point where I cant breathe and they take advantage of the fact I'm very ticklish and I cant do anything about it cause I'm vulnerable. I hate that I'm extremely ticklish, you can poke me anywhere and I am forced to laugh because I was made that way and I dont want to laugh. I hate that you do it to the point where I cant breathe, I cant breathe and when you dont stop I feel terrified because it feels like I'm going to die.

I say stop and you think this is a fucking invitation to keep on going for your own amusement while I'm thinking you're trying to fucking kill me.

I'd only let one person tickle me if I can and that's my father.

It's like a bonding experience that I dont want with anyone else. It feels special, and when you do that, it takes that away.

Anyway thank you for listening to that and now I will proceed to probably never post anything on this profile after this.

#seriously though. stop #dont do this #rant

slowspinningredemption

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.

slowspinningredemption

then fuck the ghost you cowards

Ok, so I'm confused

Ok guys, I'm confused.

So I was just decided to rummage through my drawers to search for my long lost stylus that I never found and,,

I found something else?

Like I'm hyped that I found something about trans-freaking-formers (Hell yeah) in my drawer

But....

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE

HOW DID IT GET IN HERE?

HOW OLD IS THIS?

WTF

Nvm I just saw the back

It says 1985

I'm not old I s w e a r

I'm asking my dad rn.

Update: my dad says its probably his because he LOVES transformers. But we never put it in there and he doesn't even remember that thing.

HMM

Probable ghost?

Nah

#transformers #idk what else to tag lmao #help me with tags #like im up for anything related to this lmao #mystery of the book #insecticons

8bitfuture

Toyota debuts ‘Human Support Robot’.

Aimed at the elderly, the HSR is marketed as a “partner robot” and is designed to help with simple tasks such as picking up items from the floor or shelves, or opening curtains. It is also being marketed as a nurses aid in hospitals.

HSR can be controlled by voice or a via tablet.

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CHECK OUT THIS NEW SUPPORT ROBOT BUILT FOR HUMANS. IF IT CAN REALLY FIND THE TELEVISION REMOTE CONTROL THEN I’M SURE IT’LL BE A RECORD-BREAKING SUCCESS.

dopedefendorsnickersnee

TumblrBot is legit calling all of us lazy because watching T.V. is the only thing we do 😭😭😭😭

Truer words have never been spoken

But here TumblrBot is, in all its glory