Good game last night. You scored the most goals for your team- you guys are certainly heading to the finals. You might think one of the opposing teams hired us to drag you out of bed and kidnap you so they stand a better chance. But no. That's not what's going on. Soccer fans are crazy right? Well one of your crazy fans paid us a lot of money to have you all to himself.
He's done this before. I think you're fucked, dude. Literally. Well, let's load you up. We've got a few hour ride ahead of us...










