"U-Uh... Hi? I guess I'm here, now..."

HC name: Jasper 💼doppel!coworker rp blog! (All sprites used are by @/racheldrawsthis!)

[doppelcoworker]

> [The 8th floor is empty with only one person inside... He seems available for a chat! (asks are closed)]

"A-Ah...! O-Oh? Hi..."

"U-Um... I guess I should start with the rules." > 1. Please remember to be work-appropriate... I'm alright with a bit of light flirting, but I'll call my friend if things get out of hand... > 2. You can vent to me if anything is on your mind, I'm willing to listen...! > 3. Based on what I've seen with my boss's blog... Please, please, please... don't send me skibidi and all that... I don't even get that. > 4. Wh-Whatever this... anon magic is...? You guys can do that, just make sure its nothing weird... > 5. Don't be rude, not even to anyone else.

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[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

2025 is coming to an end. Reblog this to let your mutuals and other roleplay partners know. That you've enjoyed every single interaction you've had with them.

[c0worker-bryce]

Bryce for president 2024

( @doppelcoworker @full-timecoworker @stuck-with-protag @thesillestguardianangel

[thesillestguardianangel]

I'm popping back in from my break to say this.

God, I hope you never get into politics.

[c0worker-bryce]

gonna replace this trump guy I keep hearing about

[maddydoessomeart]

"Please do! He scares me. :("

[doppelcoworker]

I COME BACK TO FIND THIS WHAT THE FUCK

[doppelcoworker]

"UNCLE JASPERRRR!!"

[That ear piercing yell was familiar... A blonde young adult boy tackles jasper, hugging him tightly. That warm embrace if the guy could even recall. Winnie pulls back immediately with a bright smile. It was strangely sweet affection brought back from so many days without it.]

"It's me, Winnie! I wanted to check up on you but, I kinda got behind in college... So, after a lot of summer classes- I wanted to stop by!"

[The kid reintroduces himself. Just in case. You can never trust people's memories with no contact.]

( @a-winter-elk )

(🩷 ~ apologizes for the unexpected ask-)

> [ Jasper picked up the young man, carrying him with a slight struggle. He's lost some muscle mass thanks to a lack of exercise. ]

"Winnie, it's been a while! How've you been?"

[maddydoessomeart]

"Great! Even though I had a little argument with uncle bryce recently... I've been better! How about you? I never see you at the office! Did you get a new job?"

[He frowns, hoping he did quit this one. It would crush him. Understandably though, Jasper respected his decision if that was the case.]

[doppelcoworker]

"I had a very long sick leave, that's all. I hope you're feeling better, though, Brycie can be a bit of an impulsive person and push their loved ones away."

> [ He set his nephew down, seemingly tired. ]

[doppelcoworker]

You look like you're going to cry at any second

"I do? I should... p-probably stop looking like a wet rag..."

[doppelcoworker]

>[A rat crawls up to you and squeaks. It says hello.]

> [ He knows these things don't mean to hurt or bite, many rats are quite docile and can even be kept as pets, no? ]

> [ Still, it's in his nature to despise the way they crawl, to know they carry diseases, and their eyes... ]

"... hello, little one."

> [ And yet, he greets. It's only courtesy. ]

[doppelcoworker]

Hellllloooo!

[ gives you a rose 🌹]

For you!

"Oh! Thank you..."

[doppelcoworker]

JASPER UR SO CUTE AND SILLY DONT DIE

"I uh... I won't???"

[doppelcoworker]

"UNCLE JASPERRRR!!"

[That ear piercing yell was familiar... A blonde young adult boy tackles jasper, hugging him tightly. That warm embrace if the guy could even recall. Winnie pulls back immediately with a bright smile. It was strangely sweet affection brought back from so many days without it.]

"It's me, Winnie! I wanted to check up on you but, I kinda got behind in college... So, after a lot of summer classes- I wanted to stop by!"

[The kid reintroduces himself. Just in case. You can never trust people's memories with no contact.]

( @a-winter-elk )

(🩷 ~ apologizes for the unexpected ask-)

> [ Jasper picked up the young man, carrying him with a slight struggle. He's lost some muscle mass thanks to a lack of exercise. ]

"Winnie, it's been a while! How've you been?"

[doppelcoworker]

01, or Tanner or whatever, he locked Ant up, and n the other one are detained

"A-.... Ah..."

> [ He should've seen it coming. ]

> [ The time was nice while it lasted, but he wishes he would've done something. ]

[doppelcoworker]

Are you comfortable with hugs? You just look like you could use a hug right now.

"Ah, I only accept hugs from people I'm close with, thanks for the offer, though..."

[doppelcoworker]

YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS TILL IT EXPLODES

"U-Uh...????"

> [ He'd rather you don't squish him until he implodes. ]

[doppelcoworker]

hey jasper are you a man kisser?

"I'm not... why did you come to that conclusion??"

[doppelcoworker]

>[Gives Jasper a cozy jacket]

Here :]

"Awh, thank you!"

> [ He keeps it in his collection of pretty outfits to maybe wear one day. ]

[doppelcoworker]

Ur so silly, Jasper. I hope u don't disappear :)

"Huh??? I won't??"

[doppelcoworker]

So you know that one anon a little while ago that said something about how like you don't exist and it's surprising they let you work there?

Do not listen to them. You are very cool! Whatever that anon (or any other rude anons like that) said, it's not true.

Anyway have a good day!

"Ah, I've learned to tune them out, have a good day as well, my friend!"

[doppelcoworker]

PLEASE LET ME INPREGNATE YOU

"If I get these asks again, I'm permanently closing down my blog!"