hello

[dora49]

Kinda want Max to recreate Kimi Raikkonen in monaco 2006, and just walk back to his yacht

[dora49]

Speedrunning more than ten years of Ferrari depression in like 4 months.

[dora49]

I'M GONNA CRASH OUT. WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE MAX!? This could have been a win if he manages to somehow pass kimi. BUT NO. HIS CAR BLOWS UP. I BLINKED AND HE WAS GONE. IT'S LAP ONE. I'm not okay. I love Max in red Bull, but fuck maybe it's time for him to think about Mercedes 😭

That's it. Bye.

[dora49]

When you're in a yearning contest but your opponent is Kimi Antonelli:

Someone teach him subtly. (Not Toto he's just as bad)

Is he aware Max isn't his teammate yet?

Kimi Antonelli's average race week:

1. Wale up

2. Arrive at track

-> Find Max

3. Get Pole

-> Find Max, hug him and yap*

4. Win race

-> Find Max, hug him and yap pt 2.*

5 . Sleep and repeat

* If Max gets top3, grab his waist for the picture.

[dora49]

Toto's wet dream pt 2. Mercedes top 3. Someone check up on him

Pole- Our driver

P2- will be our driver

P3- still our driver

[dora49]

MAX GOT P2. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Never have I ever celebrated max in p2 so much😭

Kimi I love u, but I'm praying for u to fuck up <3

[dora49]

Someone explain to me why Max is absolutely catnip to Italian men.

Exhibit A: GP because Max didn't call his accent "sexy" For nothing. (Yes he actually said that)

Exhibit B: Daniel Ricciardo. DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING!?

And finally Exhibit C: Kimi Antonelli, who is trying to surgically attach himself to Max's side.

[starrrfalling]

no other max ship is ever gonna live up to maxiel. it will always be THAT max ship ok. and i mean in like every sense. romantic, platonic, familial, whatever. its always gonna be maxiel.

cuz daniel’s got a big nose and max thinks its perfect even if daniel thinks its too big. cuz max likes that daniel’s smile can make the atmosphere feel so positive. cuz daniel’s glad if it cant be him its max. cuz max said he never actually wanted daniel to leave. cuz daniel knew if he asked max would. cuz max would listen if it was daniel.

cuz theyre always going to share the number 3 because max asked and daniel wouldn’t, didn’t, say no.

[dora49]

Shall I perhaps say Daniel couldn't say no. Because how could he say no to those blue eyes, that remind him of the oceans of Maldives. How could he say no to the possibility of forever sharing that number with Max. The number three will forever represent both of them. The tattoo on Daniel's hand also now represents Max. A part of Daniel will haunt Max's career forever more.

Even Max's story of choosing the number 33 involved Daniel, and so will his new number. Max's driver number whether 3 or 33 will forever be intertwined with Daniel's

So how could Daniel Ricciardo have possibly said no?

[dora49]

This is your daily reminder that there is a Dutch tulip called Go Max. (Yes it's named after Max)

Lando Norris, u may have the 2025 championship but Max has tulips named after him. So who really won?

Dutch Fans really are the best, he's so loved by them <3

[dora49]

F1 twitter is genuinely so funny because what do u mean the 2019 rookies fans and Max fans are fighting over who's better and the power of friendship. (It's pretty obvious who I support 🎀)

What do mean people are arguing about driver salaries and why world champions have a much higher salaries than other drivers.

What do mean the dutch made a special tulip and named it Go Max!?

Overall 10/10 scrolling experience, highly recommended.

[dora49]

RBR ADMIN I LOVE YOU. Literally my reaction to this.

Maybe if he spent more time racing instead of begging for others to get penalties he could be leading the championship. Alas he can't escape karma

[dora49]

Somewhere in Mercedes garage Toto Wolff is drooling over this podium. (I just can't prove it)

Literally his new prodigy who's winning 4 races in a row, his previous golden child ("still our driver") And of course his beloved favorite Max Verstappen.

In toto's eyes this is a Mercedes 1,2,3

Also Kimi being lifted up is sooo adorable. He looks so happy sharing a podium with Mama again <3

And I missed Max and Lewis on the podium together

[dora49]

MAX IN P3. I REPEAT MAX IN P3. finally a podium!???

(How have we gone cheering for p2 in the championship to cheering for a possible podium 😭. That car better be fixed.

Or even better bring back Rocky.)

[dora49]

I might actually be a geochal fan or whatever Russell x Leclerc is called

Maxiel girlies hear me out. Russell and Leclerc are the people Max is most shipped with. So instead if they are shipped with each other. The gax and lestappen content will drop. And like my baby girl deserves better than either of them. So Maxiel can take over again.

Am I a genius or what!?

Maxiel shippers time to spread geochal propaganda.

[princemick-archive]

Daniels Driving School | No Brakes Episode 15

[otterducks]

top 30 f1 ships!

note that a fic can have multiple ships

[dora49]

It's bad enough Lestappen is the most popular ship. WE CAN'T LET GAX OVERTAKE MAXIEL

Ppl start spamming Maxiel.

[dora49]

Max Verstappen meeting Brad Pitt

Can we talk about this picture?? Cause it deserves to be talked about. Look at the way they are. Brad Pitt is the more traditionally famous big shot actor. But look at how he is standing.

He's bowing leaning over to grasp Max's hands with both of him, looking disheveled and reverent

And look at Max happily standing there extending only one dainty pretty hand. Looking like a princess greetings their subjects. He probably doesn't even know who Brad Pitt is, probably just a fan.

Plus Damson just staring intently at the handshake

This being during Max's domination era makes it better :)