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there was a person (presumably cis man) on my post about discharge bleaching fabrics who was like “I did not need to know that 🤢” you don’t want to know fun vagina facts? you don’t think acid pussy is super interesting? where is your curiosity and whimsy, bro? 😔

guerrillatech

revelware

vampirecatprince

sgt-celestial

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

halles-comet

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

owenthetokencishet

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

forsapphics

Original poster for Le frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971)

carolsturka

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

akashicrecord

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

itsswimmingtragedycollection-de

harlith

carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity